Sunday, May 20, 2012

Some People Can't Fart Lucrative


nobody asked him to eat the food bought with the money his parents got from their jobs that
resulted from the boom time which was exacerbated by people buying houses that they couldnt
afford why do you find boring things interesting thats not very fair on anyone who lived
their whole life in the years between when slavery was abolished and now and god is hiding

the new post-slavery bible from us all we have to do to prove who that person with the new
post-slavery word of god is is for that person to walk on water or do you think that god is
treating you and i less fairly than he treated those people who witnessed jesus walking on
water obviously god does not love us all equally because it is easier to believe in jesus

if you actually saw him walking on water with your own eyes i think god made a lot of mistakes
making up a lovely story to tell children in order to enchant them and send them to sleep with
a warm fuzzy feeling is great but then lying to them that the lovely story is truth is simply
an abuse of that child yes it is a well known fact for several decades now that in relation

to yellow lights at the top of taxi cabs it is very difficult to determine whether the light
is on or off dublin taxi drivers have been complaining for decades that they are driving past
people who look like they are about to hail their taxi but then the people keep their hand down
because they are afraid of embarrassing both themselves and those around them by hailing a taxi

which in fact had its yellow light off and not on everyone i know and everyone they know is
always very very careful to only hail taxis if they are 100% certain that the yellow light is
definitely switched on otherwise the embarrassment you risk is just not worth it no matter
how late you are for your acquaintances baby shower only those who dont believe in god will get to heaven

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