Sunday, January 30, 2011

Visions Of Johanna was written by young Bobbie Zimmerman

Ain't it just like the night to play tricks when you're tryin' to be so quiet ? 
We sit here stranded, though we're all doin our best to deny it
And Louise holds a handful of rain, tempting you to defy it
Lights flicker from the opposite loft
In this room the heat pipes just cough
The country music station plays soft
But there's nothing really nothing to turn off
Just Louise and her lover so entwined
And these visions of Johanna that conquer my mind.

In the empty lot where the ladies play blindman's bluff with the key chain
And the all-night girls they whisper of escapades out on the D-train
We can hear the night watchman click his flashlight
Ask himself if it's him or them that's insane
Louise she's all right she's just near
She's delicate and seems like veneer
But she just makes it all too concise and too clear
That Johanna's not here
The ghost of electricity howls in the bones of her face
Where these visions of Johanna have now taken my place.

Now, little boy lost, he takes himself so seriously
He brags of his misery, he likes to live dangerously
And when bringing her name up
He speaks of a farewell kiss to me
He's sure got a lotta gall to be so useless and all
Muttering small talk at the wall while I'm in the hall
Oh, how can I explain ?
It's so hard to get on
And these visions of Johanna they kept me up past the dawn.

Inside the museums, Infinity goes up on trial
Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while
But Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues
You can tell by the way she smiles
See the primitive wallflower freeze
When the jelly-faced women all sneeze
Hear the one with the mustache say, "Jeez
I can't find my knees"
Oh, jewels and binoculars hang from the head of the mule
But these visions of Johanna, they make it all seem so cruel.

The peddler now speaks to the countess who's pretending to care for him
Saying, "Name me someone that's not a parasite and I'll go out and say a prayer for him"
But like Louise always says
"Ya can't look at much, can ya man "

As she, herself prepares for him
And Madonna, she still has not showed
We see this empty cage now corrode
Where her cape of the stage once had flowed
The fiddler, he now steps to the road
He writes ev'rything's been returned which was owed
On the back of the fish truck that loads
While my conscience explodes
The harmonicas play the skeleton keys and the rain
And these visions of Johanna are now all that remain.

Friday, January 28, 2011

I Don't Skate On Eyeballs Or The Biology Of Erections

I Don't Skate On Eyeballs Or The Biology Of Erections

and then the next day i find out that he had to leave the bar drunk after a half an hour or so and the soap we watched was so stupid it is just nuts for everyone is going randomly nuts for no reason but to entertain those soap viewers who have no understanding of nuts and i will call
my alternative music bar offensive so i can tell people who complain about the music that they can go to any other bar in dublin if they dont want
to be offended by the music thank you very lethal stop the show by built to spill and the imaginings it caused me made me writhe this and the modern

guilt album by beck has grown on me considerably isnt music so fucking amazing i cant imagine a more amazing art form when the biology of erections
is misinterpreted by the millions of 90% of humans who would like to hate other humans for the erections biology that afflicts themselves but the
others are willing to not conceal because they have decided not to be guilty mentally for a physical continuum she is always raising life altering
subjects for that the rest of us shy away from in people who love this music who have nowhere else to go whereas you have 7980 other places to go so

what do you advise me to do and i download every single album that gets a good review anywhere in the worldwide web and i listen to it for myself
and make my eoin mccabe mind up about it for the human ability to make decisions is seriously flawed and resolutely anachronisitic to formulae ne
no ne pas show toe fopped i magi s of somme telex rather knee johns and i i have a boi and a slave otherwise im into volleyball weightlifting motorcycles computers and animals where are all or some of the elderly hispanic twinks nobody makes massive generalisations by chirruping it is

by chopping and if we have to have this conversation even one more time concerning the precise meaning of the word deb on heir again i am going to limp load the mashing wash perestroika amino interested in shaving a nice country cottage into the barney stone people like him are my heroes
people who have very strong coral mirage to know what is right and do difficult things in order to make life better for innocent people no disrespect intended but i dont respect you and your lack of moral courage to be able to know what is right and do it and be able to argue it

is it a good thing to say that i love my own company and therefore dont see myself entering a conventional relationship unless you also love the
things that i love and its looking like its going to start at sawmill a this year i am a timewaster but i am not insincere hope that sew kay with you
yeah i am hiv poz and detectable but i feel so alive that i raise sunbirds and surrounded by constantly flowers flossing the followers of shish
which i once taut woz my niche but is now a mere smear on the first release on this ladle from a fran can disco basted band aid around a finger

(just in case you think safe sex is unsafe, i am not hiv poz)

Unaware Of Your Unawareness You Takeoverer Of Conversations You

Unaware Of Your Unawareness You Takeoverer Of Conversations You

i like to write and write and write and non poets dont think poets were all on mind altering subway stances well they dont really think if they
thinked then they would be creatorians of some sort of art themselvesian in pop wounds and silver groundings i love the history of humanity ie
those captain beefheart album covers and yoko onos song dont be scared the present of humanity ie the song epynt by gruff rhys and the undoubted
brilliance that will be revealed by the future of humanity ie through the energy smarts and creative intuition of buds organizing these semi-monthly

socials/dances has become something to attend as often as possible and yes emotional monogamy is more useful than physical monogamy we often express what we need in a different way using different words and i fault society for that cup of tea bags 2011 will definitely be that little bit more than super that makes it a superb curfew unrepentant for sodomites you say you are handy but how handsome will you be in february for i visit winnipeg in mars yeah i was stupid enough irrational enough illogical enough lacking in emotional intelligence enough to waste my life thus far but now that i am

going to die in 5 years hopefully there are some younger guys out there who are into me enough to wear a turban on a tuesday whilst sombreroing their
way around a wheelbarrow in the connectivity of a rhombus as the cadillac hones in on the wurlitzer you unthinking people who make most noise but
have thought least about stuff you are the chimpanzees of humanity and i dont wish to denigrate the apes you are defunct and i am brilliant at
putting tablecloths on tables coz i am gay in case annie 1 axes arent womens butts the same as mens butts if so what makes you homosexual greatness

is seldom wittgensteined on the proletariat goofball and in case you didnt notice all the smelling and grammar mistakes i am not very bright or non
dyslexic today was just a maple syrup and a bit of a dabble in hormonography hi i am mike and i represent the unreasonable chimpanzees ive only a smidgen of a vague idea what you are on about it is so close to no idea that i should have said no idea but there you go lake it or tea leave it
i have lots of possib filities for sex and my sex life is absolutely fine and dandy thanks you very much on the hilltop of your wishing machineo

it would be nice to find a best friend also and if that was someone with whom there was a very strong physical attraction also then i guess that
would be great but flailing that it is great to make good friends with good men who i get on well with and have a laugh and a chat with and nice
gentle physical mutual warmth yeah i always seek connection more than hook ups automatic sex is not possible for me so dont ask me to come to your
hotel room without a couple of beers and a couple of hours of conversation first hey did you hear the one about the one who couldnt tarmac

Kitchens For Cecil Womack's Amoeba

Kitchens For Bobby Womack's Amoeba

also trying to locate a guy named frin that used to train arabian horses in or around the st louis area for the mafiosos frazzled polymer
he never lived that down our frin who is equipped with a slender municipal floor glove tool and a hairy upper back its not beyond the realms
of possibility that be the hokey nudists will descend upon plankton arizona in their droves tomorrow havent i said something to upset you did you ever figure out what makes a piece of music immediately pleasing on first listen its repetition of melodic phrases wow look at that salamander

you could have a great gift for writing melodic sections but if you never repeat them well then that gift will never see the light of diana
scooters is rarely pythagorised to the dementia of your scone trough your greatest quality is your ability to amuse yourself for hours kneeling
on a wooden floor with your imaginary rubix cube when you are just after finishing a bowl of cheery ozone repellent you always had ideas for example in welsh taxis youve alienated relationships and dreams of a t-shirt on your face i love money so if you have any please give it to me yes me

that thou knewest on and on if i was standing next to you i have suspected it quietly coupled with the fact that i like to look at the mickys over
of wait men and take that out of your scrotum and ejaculate it back into your seminal vesicle via the gorbals underpass to greenwich
i dig (while) approaching thunderstorms and aeolian sounds but how did the word dig become a synonym for enjoy im diggin it and as usual
you act as if snow wouldnt melt on the rockies unless the temperature rose above zero for a couple of hours the path to nudity is written

in the rolling scones of hebron if you cant find it within yourself to adore unconditionally joan baez tribute acts then than and then are very
easy to not get your head around life doesnt need to have meaning for you when you are happy you only start wondering about the meaning of it
when it is not nice for you i have silver hairs and anne omalleys a plenty fulsome tribute aria delineating that beards without must ashes must
be fade more bidding for my mothers scrotum pennsylvania catering divisional whilst he is well capable of enjoying fun and laughter he is fully

aware that a thread of sadness weaves through most folks life experience in the place that you chose to conduct your re-evaluative revelations
the most difficult material to hide an erection behind the subterfuge of alopecia behind the bravado of the verbal ejaculations of teenage males
before a passionate subterranean spark emerges to re-energise the human spirit in the throes of making friends with a beleaguered welsumer pullet
and me in gardening mode with impunity on top of some of the new mildew-resistant dwarf phlox doormats that will help with the drowning of worms

The Sensitive Cocks

The Sensitive Cocks

the sensitive cocks are very excited today
it is because their new album is hitting the web servers
i am the euphoric bastard of uncivilised nations
fran can disco dance all night long with a hula hoop stuck in her talismantra

thomas or jeff told me to question with boldness the existence of a god
who must approve the homage of reason rather than of blind-folded fear
and to not be frightened from this inquiry by any fear of its consequences
gay rights - whats so exciting about frogs that has ewes all in a tizz

sobriety is for wasters said the croatian poets pet to the office worker
those who waste the time of their lives instead of
living each day as if it is their last fast
thats what i call appreciation stroke optimisation

if you have to ask me about tantrics ex lover or how
paul pots plants for a solipsistic living
the difficult people of the world have joined forces
with the most thoughtful friend in tallaght to bring you peas

the lack of fruit on the apple tree has rendered it implausible
please please please let me get what tolstoy thought unnatural this time
the refractory period caused a gradual lowering of the object
merrily merrily rotate the nipple stimulation to outward formaldehyde and sew on and sew fifth

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Did You Know? - About Alex Ferguson

Alex Ferguson was appointed manager at Old Trafford on 6 November 1986.
He first won the league title in May 1993.





Saturday, January 22, 2011

Roads Are Beautiful

Roads Are Beautiful

the quality of air transcends the busyness of here is a weird one mona through listening to all delighted people i am reminded of what
difference it doesnt make defiantly blaring and dancing it to in the home family and brother comes into my room thinking it sounded
rocking and asking what is that song and me saying oh what difference does it make and he angrily saying just tell the name of it and
stop being so smart my hatred of the singer now and how this song was the greatest thing ever i shall now do an exposé on my blog of my

interpretation of his lyrics as a closeted teenager in 1990 and shook that fit of waiting to retire to enjoy life for i will be too unable
too physically unfit to enjoy it all and jesus h christ guys who try too hard to pleasure me instead of going slow and gentle and what is
it with guys who lie about the size of their cock on their profiles in general i hate people so if you are a person please think thrice before reading what i just said and cerebrum as well as in the medulla oblongata lurches of basement improvisation meant as a panacea for the relatively

laboured songs he constructs he kneads to go to the toilet is the best band name ever gods creator put some chemicals in an empty space
then gods creator created god and showed him the empty space then god combined two of the chemicals and accidentally caused an explosion
our solar system formed from this and god was tried for grievious bodily harm he was found guilty and washed his hands of it but his final
act was to put volcanoes on planet earth just to annoy the humans if god did create planet earth why did he put volcanoes and earthquakes here

just to test us you will say your swindling swashbuckler bonnied in a recreational old véronique ian cottage from a vantage point atop a
dromedary bactrian the role of the gardener solemnity hugged an implicit prestige impressionable up against the still in nevada daughter
and if you are in pain you will qualify as doina melinté mills into ardoyne on a heavy but obscure curiosity that is afraid to say hello
to the couple who are always changing their appearance and hence will never be in venezuela on all soles day but what the heckler says

would make you be saving hex without yourself when a stove is not a stove of caved shocks in a... phew minutes lothar matthaus will be there
in brunswick triangle with a wii wrapped around his left thigh is it just me or do bottoms taste shitty this is a genuine smile hi im pathetic
ub2 for it will get me out of a real quandry zaragosa but do not come to laos for the forests have been strangled by a croissant misfit with
economical ideas under gillians indonesia once opened do not clothes let skill a baby this baby it is a blast when chisel babes are authentic

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pitchfork Does It Again - Hilarious


If you can make an album that is the aural equivalent of watching paint dry then Pitchfork will give you a score of 7.5 out of ten.

"The angle of the sun changes, and with it the quality of the light. It's actually that last bit that is closest to the experience Dunn provides on his best extended works. If you were to watch the same spot on the ground all day, its appearance would vary greatly over time, but not in such a way that you'd register the changes as distinct moments when something was suddenly different."

"It may seem as though I'm comparing listening to his music to watching paint dry (and to some people, that's probably what the glacially shifting 17-minute drone "Butel" will seem like), but it really is interesting, involving music for fans of ambient drone." 

The conclusion to be drawn from this is that to this reviewer - watching paint dry is interesting and involving.
I must run out and buy this album.
On second thoughts, I will put my ears beside my fridge for an hour.

Taken from ->

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Colours

You are never in love with anyone - Anthony De Mello

"You are never in love with anyone. You're only in love with your prejudiced and hopeful idea of that person. Take a minute to think about that:
You are never in love with anyone, you're in love with your prejudiced idea of that person.
Isn't that how you fall out of love? Your idea changes, doesn't it?
"How could you let me down when I trusted you so much?" you say to someone.
Did you really trust them?
You never trusted anyone.
You only trust your judgment about that person.
 So what are you complaining about?
The fact is that you don't like to say, "My judgment was lousy."
 That's not very flattering to you, is it?
So you prefer to say, "How could you have let me down?"

http://www.demello.org/article11.html

Cat Evil

My Favourite Albums of 2010

Do you have the moral courage to admit to the albums from 2010 that you listened to most in 2010 in alphabetical order by artist?

Ben Folds & Nick Hornby - Lonely Avenue
Broken Bells - Broken Bells
Everything Everything - Man Alive
Field Music - Measure
Jaga Jazzist - One-Armed Bandit
Jonsi - Go (and Go Live)
Owen Pallett - Heartland
Ratatat - LP4
Sufjan Stevens - The Age Of Adz

Friday, January 7, 2011

Losing My Edge by LCD Soundsystem

To all of those people I have met who are full of bullshit and never did a creative thing.
You exaggerate and take over conversations and have a know-it-all opinion on everything.
Well, guess what? You are unaware of your unawareness.
Thanks.


Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from France and from London.
But I was there.


I was there in 1968. 
I was there at the first Can show in Cologne.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose footsteps I hear when they get on the decks.
I'm losing my edge to the Internet seekers who can tell me every member of every good group from 1962 to 1978.
I'm losing my edge.


To all the kids in Tokyo and Berlin.
I'm losing my edge to the art-school Brooklynites in little jackets and borrowed nostalgia for the unremembered eighties.


But I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge, but I was there.
I was there.
But I was there.


I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks.
But I was there.
I was there in 1974 at the first Suicide practices in a loft in New York City.
I was working on the organ sounds with much patience.
I was there when Captain Beefheart started up his first band.
I told him, "Don't do it that way. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy playing Daft Punk to the rock kids.
I played it at CBGB's.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.


I used to work in the record store. 
I had everything before anyone.
I was there in the Paradise Garage DJ booth with Larry Levan.
I was there in Jamaica during the great sound clashes.
I woke up naked on the beach in Ibiza in 1988.


But I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent.
And they're actually really, really nice.


I'm losing my edge.


I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody. Every great song by the Beach Boys. All the underground hits. All the Modern Lovers tracks. I heard you have a vinyl of every Niagra record on German import. I heard that you have a white label of every seminal Detroit techno hit - 1985, '86, '87. I heard that you have a CD compilation of every good '60s cut and another box set from the '70s.


I hear you're buying a synthesizer and an arpeggiator and are throwing your computer out the window because you want to make something real. You want to make a Yaz record.


I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables. 
I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars.


I hear everybody that you know is more relevant than everybody that I know.


But have you seen my records? This Heat, Pere Ubu, Outsiders, Nation of Ulysses, Mars, The Trojans, The Black Dice, Todd Terry, the Germs, Section 25, Althea and Donna, Sexual Harrassment, a-ha, Pere Ubu, Dorothy Ashby, PIL, the Fania All-Stars, the Bar-Kays, the Human League, the Normal, Lou Reed, Scott Walker, Monks, Niagra,


Joy Division, Lower 48, the Association, Sun Ra, 
Scientists, Royal Trux, 10cc,


Eric B. and Rakim, Index, Basic Channel, Soulsonic Force ("just hit me"!), Juan Atkins, David Axelrod, Electric Prunes, Gil! Scott! Heron!, the Slits, Faust, Mantronix, Pharaoh Sanders and the Fire Engines, the Swans, the Soft Cell, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics, the Sonics.


You don't know what you really want. (x15)

Shaving