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Smug Druggling Lunge

i felt like i smelt the coyness of hildegaard buchenwald beard smeared
the first case of cancer was caused by oil economics is a hatch back
look what i did in my dye per nappy it is possible that the roots hit
semi impermeable bedrock resulting in an undulating of the pharma heed

ron for them to fully dig in yet the top soil was still rich enough to
sup port the rap port of the root system but give them enough hold but
then why are they all so similar and facing the one direction on extra
cold days i tuck one of the front pieces under my glasses to stop my

nose getting out the protrusion of an organ or the fascia of an organ
through the wall of the cavity that normally contains it will happen
presently if music can express words what are the notes for this sentence
there is a slice of egg plant under the temporary fence surrounding the

transvestites i am much more interested in what is between your legs
than i am in what is between your nostrils in 1832 mozart to write a
melody that says that toilet seat needs a good scrubbing last week two
graze had a shoot out over some curdled hollandaise suas sauce meant

for the poached eggs at brunch bullet grazed ones ear ringer erudition
quintet have made an unapologetically part nerd vouch for this and that
and we could ask 100 people to translate the piece of music into words
and see how successful frigidaire was a broken hurley lying upon grassy

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Frank Zappa - Debate On School Beat, 1986

Hecuba

                                          

Do You Do Dig Fossil Zup

oh pinion in my gaunt arrow please force yourself to sneeze please or
you will need to rethink that business model isle ubh being ass leap
in order to key pwarm the scale to exterior of drenched manuscript
then in hind site in order to fluctuate the burning drama coterie he

dwelt a conviction skirmish into those who knelt for intestacy morsel
in order to obviate febrile burly rancour he swotted for his exams if
you rinse your kidney beans they wont fake you mart they are sincere
in confronting their own biases or just not self-aware enough to see

the flaws dozing clown sale we can live each day in le moment not com
pensating for lack of free time in our near future i dont respect your
opinion because i cant relate to your taste military action helps keep
the piece blame the tampon industry advocacy if a rhodesian bridge flack

decides to go into hibernation for another seven years we are definitely
a part of that which we behold behoven to the marsh lands of your svelte
i am so proud that you are so proud that i am proud to be so proud of
your being proud of me the classes are welfare class taxed class tax dodge

class each of our atoms might contain tiny universes that are just too sm
all for us to ever see und our universe might be part of an atom that make
zup part of a huge being that again we can never see but the biggest threat
to religious freedom is religion itself and biggest threat to human progress

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Clive James - Postcard From Berlin

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Stoppable Shot

everyone harried is in the parlour hes not just that into you he even
began exhibiting his primitive canvasses in some of your past vocal t
urns balancing a sense of the speakers vulnerability with a sense of
le simultaneous cool autocorrect for greatest scourge on humanity poop

being the travelling companion and moral support of a retired gentleman
isnt always the bed of roses its cracked up toby one of your old haunts
hasnt been demolished if he likes people who work with disabled children
organic picnic fatality had heart trans plant as baby screaming at a pas

sing motorist might get you noticed if it wasnt for marketing how would
anyone know what to buy for the people who please put this on their pro
file if they have ever washed a pair of socks if you bump into someone
while carrying a heel a kettle will fall into muck but will tristan not

ice the spoon of an expert in fellation and are you welcome to verify
hiss talent if youve ever wondered where is the place to get the best
value to get enough magnolia paint to paint the bedroom she will soon
be renting to a new tenant then you will soon be in front of the wiring

squadron i saw him 2 or 3 weekends ago but i cant vouch for the inter
vening period why did you see a corpse that was the spit of him for our
delectation life is ok when we dont have limited time he bent her head
backwards over piano bench staring intensely at guitarist as if in love-struck trance trench

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Krukolibidinous Dunk

as soon as you touch this wellington boot you are entering into a dialogue
between you and the object and you risk the danger of being hospitalised
by a wealthy or unhealthy widow with lipstick falling out of her forehead
the idea is that you are being celebrated by a horde of papery hemingdales

what it does is that it takes two completely disparate pre-existing things
and puts them together to create a fantastic new bona bidet reality for
very simple ideations brilliantly done over andover a gain liasons im gonna
be able to montage and write music when im sixty whether i do it now or not

so i might as well do it now also emphasizing sheilas determination to shift
emphasis from the spectacle back to the auditory frame within witheld fear
that my houmous infused craft beer may be knocked from my hand by a passing
oik i decided to impoverish the next 5 generations because i can to help the

banks we can write off debts for developers local authorities cant be held
responsible just because they were responsible for enforcement of regulations
but helping a homeowner like this who has done no wrong well that would be
rewarding bad behaviour and we cant have that eating seasonally and locally

in ireland means facing a risk of starvation in the summer months followed
by scurvy and rickets in the winter months faced with a choice of being dead
or moving to the unknown i chose pop tarts i could have sworn i saw your
corpse a few weeks ago but perhaps i was merely sashaying adjacent to imelda

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