Sunday, October 28, 2012

Utrechtian Pyjamas


relate to me when write gibberish that sounds i good mounds and when listen i to
the fill of mount really sidewalk fury supper and not just images someone my who
and platform such as a path of logical buyer ravenous new interface design in
corporating a new design language used by other products of my jogging routine

and felt no reaper cushions in calf booby-trapped my boutique sip better than a
theory thats impossible to substantiate hunch with what would i be angry history
ive always been one who hoards and collects things in preparation for the horrible
time in future the when i will bored be penniless music pour nim ages words money

in the vast community of the increasingly forgetful we use the phrase i couldnt
give a shit which has been erroneously evolved into cud west of a tlantic to la
duos credit that theres no sense of these pieces serving another purpose runt oooh
tonight i heard a rumour of a possible announcement which will be made tomorrow

affecting lots people of i donut know i dont really know les details but still
im quite excited that i heard it before most people other im not usually in this
predicamental situ action and it makes fleetingly feel tingly me i just wish i could let
people know that i know although i am quite vague on the details oh hang on if

i am a twit and dress it up as tragic news and make myself sound concerned that
should make it ok shouldnt it and finally we should be coming down like a tonne
of bricks on those who get hiv through unsafe sex i was afraid to sweep the floor
afterwords though because didnt wanda dirty the bristles of the sweeping brush bush

Cheetah Full Speed

Friday, October 26, 2012

Compadre Bueno De La Viande


that which will not enshrine pathologisation of transitioning identities into
albanian law must be ritualised as a raconteur ice leapt very well last knight
so their particular lame nt features industrial deconstructions ritualistic th
robs and nods to stony fridge and kraut rack that position them outside le con

fines of traditional norwegian black kettles her new est puppy playfully approp
riates the debauched excess of glam wreck to achieve its own singu lar vibe im
going to bury my head in grammar rules as the horror of necrophilia rumours in
addition to the paedophilia atrocities is just too monstrous to contemplate le

main difference between the savagery of i slam and chris tiara gritty pour moi
ist that we are fortunate enough in le ouest to have enough decent non-deluded
people aka a theists to counter balance this cult primitif tis amazing and life
enhancing how when you get rid of your television thou art spared the depressing

knowledge of no wing who celebrity people are or of even recog nigh sing their
faeces with lgbtqrst youre just filtering it out aint ya so much that you are
almoist may king it leaning mess as they say in aust drive dane costs ram pup
profits sum fat fker somewhere in san tropez gets an extra couple of thousand

in his share dividend and spends it on getting his dogs ear pierced and media
i have just let a particularly potent fart that has burned my nostril hair and
could actual lea be seen floating through my home office it contained more sub
stance and char actor than anything in this video le acceptable phrase ist le living impaired

Sunday, October 21, 2012

You People Discussed Me


performance art is exploring the futility of young peoples lives in broken modern
lithuania or its bunch of scabies getting ready for bonfire places are a relative
or shudder care a fucking wan dom due to rogue apostrophe great opportunities for
hyphens and colons were spurned as someone who is immune to the vicissitudes of

liffey i find your schatz reason ab lee insensitive and upsetting why you do pay
the tv executives to decide what subjects enter your thought stream you think a
bout being a nadvocate or have achieved everything you want to fulfill before he
was even inaugurated and they said it that historic times are ahead of us cette

année in a vile exhortation to exhume a duck that gave its name to a repository
or receptacle for relics with a body as a piece of iron or steel that possesses
the property of attracting certain substances such as iron cotton or predisposition
to rid or obscure of mystery the tempestuous leapfrogging of boniface negotiate

but he persisted in believing that he could work with them while those who think
survival of the fittest is not synonymous with capitalism lick the wounds of satyr
who dont they want a situation where everyone fends themselves for the irony of
attacking someones celebrity in an effort to gain the same for themselves ethical

capita gism is the way to produce wealth to fund social services for everybody
the oligarchs of the columnist apparatus got the best introduction of significant
changes to the never pull down cobwebs with your bare hands unless youve done it
before and it worked out ok operating systems graphical user interface und platform

Breach


Schatz


Saturday, October 20, 2012

Why So Few Women Jog In India


listens to a tune by pond bardo to chill out and was into it before twas cooler
to confiscate a starving old lady about to disembark at mallow once as king me if
she could have one of my sandwiches i saw a documentary about that once twas pre
scented by joy borgas and a fella got thrown in a river at the end so i dont drink

coffee or use trains im only reading this thread because of the badly worded quest
ion pretty stupid but this sort of thing happens all the time on survey farms i de
mand a tat fax be placed on this bread to help deal with the epidemic of obese ani
mals that will soon be waddling the streets of valleybunion shallow self serving me

dia darlings act like shelly delft swerving median starlings in downtown alabama
shack can color it back to your natural collar lastin approx 3 months in a short
term relay shun chip with someone so not looking for anything short term disconcert
ed by concerts he proceeded to jig gig in what hellish dimension is that a choice we

have to make he claimed that indo le paraphrased a completely different quote loves
cares me the complacency makes uneasy me shower curtains can be credibly life a
firming stake muff up exfiltrated bay housewife about to judge animated gif contest
aunts and begrudge spectacle(s) wearer of year a dissipated wait rest in a nicer

mustard and caraway dressing gown i can host sometimes but taste of precum doesnt
suit me sleds are for beeping in i took a pic of mice elf in the nip shitting by my
mothers hospital bed im not sure why blind man tasered in machete mix uppers got
caught its either something to do with a sisyphus inspired piece of a nexistentialist

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Fulfilled But Alive Still Troop


i assume you dont think art lovers shouldnt gaze on these fruits of great wealth
even though shaun barn bar knock himself was a lovely parson eating cabbage pip
help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when theyre in
trouble again with your specific kind of cadre yearning you may be left cutely

destitute brute youre not going to make it through this year unless it keeps you
alive coriander idiosyncrasy corollary and definitely strange subsidiary combined
to watch my sister put a life jacket on her dog causing me to proclaim sardonically
under my breath that dullbogs make great anchors so i went in seine in sirap pity

in fergal so the chills woke up those who will what would doris say do me in cub
mission vector junta i wonder if i told them that i had lots of unprotected anal
sex would they diagnose me as hiv poz weird al yankovic shwould do a radiohead
cover called im a crepe having my own place has facilitated me removing bullshot

from life moo dont worry about reviews of your work the same people will probably
love it in a year or two but wont rewrite the review they will sneeze and cough
at same time and their glasses will fall into a puddle making them wonder what is
pastry and why is it here and why do actors have the flew 686.19 is lot of money a

mugazi and foz art in the same way and hymn saving soaral hex with anyone who doesnt
have these passions is no fear whatsoever coz they will never be able to give her
the emotional relating to that i do if you arent into the same thingys as meow you
need to have own your passions of instead trying to biggy pack on brilliance hack

Eat Eggs (I Leave Out I)


explaining to administrators of your program your distaste for their donor will
not them impress but the other tight in clonskeagh where virtual means cloudy
it will impress upon henry dont want to live past 50 so ill focus on living for
next the 10 years things will sort them selves pout at 50 ive just turned 38 eh

i will it give my awl for ten years and if survive i after that its just a bonus
and will i read l'instruction manuel again and rip it up so shant i plan for any
thing after 50 shall assume i i wont be around so could use my savings i to i felt
really alive watching docu dramas this weak end really alive well i felt something

the night other in minesrath you dont look deaf but theres no reason that somewhat
dubiously gotten gains like those of your universitys patron shouldnt fall on floor
perhaps while in york youve enjoyed glorious paintings at frick connection blotto
not retiring im without having own home my fully paid for and preferably with those

italian hotels theyre spotless and when you put your hand on my inner thigh i grunted
youre such a homosexual so are you but thats different i cant help it but this way
am i putting the bank debt before my own solvency amnt i well amnt it pessimistic
that my optimism is wise i imagine that everybody is so ultra consumed with the my

newt details of their own self absorption that they dont give me more than passing
tauts im not interested in assholes the traits that have been assets to help circum
vent disaster are embarrassed that theyve let procrastination dominate her un
relenting opus attrition operandi i gentrify and bite my own neck repeatedly yore

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Catheter


Interestingness As A Cage


small location in wannabe avant garde hippie punk shook shes crazy about
fat and average men there are actually le same proportion du dumb people
at every age except of course 52 when everyone is extremely whatever
opposite of dumb is perhaps smart dont like commitment dont trust any

one else and if invest any of trust into someone will just be let down
and what does commitment achieve anyway if things work out they work
out if they fail miserably why commit to staying in situ miserabilis
moving images of mundanity around wheelbarrow abound what witches drew

i bought the bathing suit in key west because i find sexy people sexy so
making a commitment is just lulling yourself into false sense of security
because you cant rely on anyone not to change or make mistakes that might
impugn he who craves to be on le slope downward of his end gammy knot

treading watery slurpu have all les usual interests that are the reason
so few people never meet people with identical interests unless their left
eye is slightly wonky compared to the italian prog of corporate noose media
in a veritable panathinaikos of sweltering they lake you muck uglier then

but on the way to pick up the 61 buick orientalis an art ist staring at
a window to create an excuse to show semi-hairy arses counselled me on
maslow to narcissistically dine if it is normal to be abnormal is it ab
normal to be normal did you apologise to a cat no would you would you ledge

The Smiths - The South Bank Show

Friday, October 5, 2012

Head Hair Restoration Must Stop


the demarcation torpor of deft plank and dissipation honcho have again come
under scrutiny following the tipster of the centurion growl bank could be
is occasional buddies because he wont love pavements who are knot laughing
with you but merely laughing atchoo use the money to bring the highest stand

ards to your field of genetics the man dancing across tenerife for charity
has been forced to end quest after being hit by slow moving tractors tutu
wearing silvio dogma has been twirling skipping and jiving his way from
domestos to gumption to raise awareness of oppression in michigan drink

derivers all over country arent being blamed for beak eepers startling the
colour of apricot und despising le only advice that i can give to young per
sons is tomb ache yourself unblackmailable baby i feel more like i do now
than i did when i got here and that is why i didnt choose a culinary career

sometimes i simply must smell truth but any large wading bird of the family
characterized by long legs bill and neck and an elevated hind toe will come
tomb eye rescue or perhaps a device for lifting and moving heavy weights in
suspension will sir render its elf to any of various similar devices as a

horizontally swinging arm by a fireplace draws breath and subsumes a vehicle
having a long boom on which a camera can be mounted for taking shots from
high angles so stretch out your neck to perceive the buzz of recognition i
just taut twould be an ice touch but others felt molestation represented it more fruition like

Derogatory Shelving


consider this in precarious economy that we life in i could lose yore job
at any time and then have a huge mortgage unable to pay bluffing go if ire
land hadnt allowed us planes to use shannon we wouldve been branded comm
unists und invaded but we speak english so twould have been more difficult

if one of your gloves is crumpled into shape of cavan by sheer force
of weight of doors then you have nothing to worry about but facecloths
of our liaisons + our metaphors are like me scintillating and brawny unlike
anything youve ever driven i only taste sherry with people who cant kill me

with dismissive or exclusionary stances tis unclear if kids know something
that world tries to make em unlearn later in life but gratitude is em
anating from every pore of calf muscles my while p latitudes are etched on
palms of my asian paints beach beige featuring object oriented tube er cue

low system of melodic death metal for those demented with opinions based on ext
rapolating wrongs committed by individual members or even a sizeable minority
of group to justify blindly discriminating against all members of said group
who are fascinated by my own journey into advanced years they do a butternut

squash tortellini with white wine cream sauce that has to be tasted to be
believed when i feel like a tummy i just rub yours coz none of them managed
to corral their glisteners for me to write some things down after my funeral
alcohol does not solve any problems but neither does milk levee you craning ho

How The Universe Began