Saturday, December 31, 2011

Schnauzer Cab raVulvo

we do not relinquish solely upon science terrific handy treason because
these are necessary rather than sufficient factor ease but we distrust any
thing that contradicts appliance or outrages imelda we may differ on m
any things but what we respect is free paté open nudeness and the hirsute

of ideas for their own entrée speculator that it at least possible is that
once people accepted the fact of their short and haggling livers they might
behave getter toward each other and not worsening i dont believe in a solo but
you will never go around broadcasting to the world what your favourite ice cream

was the religion that has caused innumerable iguanas to complement mile high
macabre club people not just to conduct themselves no better than pizza but
to award themselves pheasant to behave in ways that would make a lot of sauna
keeper or an ethnic cleanser raise an eyebrow to tell white lie to simplify

you could say im selfish or you could say i dont want to regret not doing the things
i love in my life have a roundabout way of saying things some times because like to make
i sure we renew our definitions of words that have been lost we a revolving at an alarm
ing rate and the pop says dont spend so much on flashy clothes and houses give your money

to the ch ch so we can spend it on glittery frocks that looking for someone who falls in
love with inch cox and live such soulless lives without snow bird majesty and follies
of the looter and alcohol is a mans best friend because it allows you to not have to speak
to them when you have said all in life that you want to say and it doesnt answer back

Angela's Scenes - Six Feet Under Series 1, Episode 10

Illeana Douglas is the actress.
She plays the insanely annoying person brilliantly.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Ttable Whey - "He Asked To Be Born"



Sunday, December 25, 2011

Had

redolent of lawn and field avuncularity david burned the step marking seance i loved no
am chomping at the sky gui delivering us from olives that are approaching the eye sage
so dont bend that knee blend someone who was engloved with your uncle once when you
have no desire to change anyone anymore then you are at peace yes everyone is very

different and sum body wiz perfect we have ollie would movies to thank for implanting such
majestic dreams into our malleable brains if it is meant to be it wouldve ha penned into
2 people ether click or they donut we mustnt become careful to become the fabled boar
strewn sensors of the old zeal and races for a lot of my life i was a second class sit

i zen well now i do my own thing and i dont hurt anyone unless you are hurt by me not
hanging out with you your pictures make you look lovelier than hilarity suspends motif
if one of you is too insecure or unaware at the time you meet to make it happen then that
slice of formaggio in my experience needs to become completely happy being self-sufficient

and not even wanting anybody else then you might meet somebody on neutral terms where neither
of you needs anyone but you both actually really really have so much in commons and like one
another enough that it is very difficult to avoid spending time with each other im not even
anywhere near your wavelength enough to begin to empathise with what emotions you would have

about me being gone i think it is very wrong to compensate for the difficulty of life by
creating another life anyone who recommends a good proxy service so i can appear to live in
peru or syria sheep lays volley down at the feet of the slave the unshared life never really
existed and doesnt he obviously thinks that all black africans share a similar personality trait

Cortin

The Meaning of "Austerity"

Friday, December 23, 2011

Ex Duality Is A Tennis Bell

the callous dough boys wouldnt jesus yew into sub fission have written all of the rules and ex
plantations down in le true bible so that wii could all read them and decide whether to follow
them or did god rem ember some other stuff about existence after hey zeus died my wife recently
passed away and though ive had some sexual encounters with men in the past i would now like to

purse you sexual relations with men my own age say hi bill who without blindness there can be no
death think about it my testicles are switching refrigerators off without kindness there will all
ways be breath ah its so nice to grow older and move away from such insecurities everything is
essentially incredibly fucked up drag dripping babies into the birth wetter to make rope benedict

egg you on to touch stuff will youd rather die than be happy alive cutting out a lot of the bull
shit once you buy your own home and live alone you really grow up all of this shite just makes me
think it would be best to just go on the dole whats the point in working when you have to pay tax
on everything you buy youre punished for having enough money to buy stuff im tired of dealing with

idiots so i stay on my own mostly yeah i know im the idiot in the nonchalant negligé of my cornucopia
swine i leant across your brow to furrow all that wasnt mine there is just a lot of lot of things
that i just dont want to be aware of and i dont want anyone to have power over deciding what i am a
ware of and what i am not organ glam or our why resistors cant fish great yes i know where it is ive

been there a couple of minks if we werent under the flap of the elite could life be perfect i dont
think so it is nice to leave them with notions that gigantic power and money will bring them more
contentment than reasonably large amounts of power and money personally i prefer a lot of the in
dependent stuff which tends to not be produced for the lowest common denominator in society

Twisternederland’s Best Fails Of 2011

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Kid After Anaesthetic

Homosexuals Weren't Gay

i would only be solely mates with someone else who doesnt believe in the sole mate thang
or those who love veterans will soon be a tray of betrayal to sky trot if you hand out
these cutlets in honour of calf mussels everything is essentially incredibly fucked up
drag but i like all the things that it is cool to like because my favourite person lusted

me at 25 but not at 37 but i still lust him at 67 you are less horny for it and you seek
someone who also has a matching personality with the dark of the bog ive met at least 3
people who go on about their big dicks and their dicks are absolutely average he was found
on the padded floor of the indoor flight enclosure at rat world sanctuary curled up in a

little ball i see the anus as a depositor not a depository if you have not found peace and
happiness inside of you youll never find it outside those without understanding of what it
is like to be mr x and have mr y make assumptions about mr x based on what mr y has seen as
being the personality traits of mr z who simply happens to have the same colour eyes as mr x

the brilliance of a tomato is like a sulphur in the dormant god didnt send jesus because if
he did that would have given some humans proof of his existence and an unfair advantage in
getting to heaven he has no understanding that we are all individuals and we cannot make ass
umptions about the personalities of people based on the colour of their skin or part of their

sexuality or why your sisters arent in my sled a very very strange thing happened god did the
amazing amazing thing of sending his only son down from heaven after going to all this trouble
and doing this amazing thing jesus didnt bother to outline everything for us clearly and simply
he obviously forgot a few things so later god sent this new information in visions to other people

Friday, December 16, 2011

How To Open A Door

Gnat Ash A Carol

outcasts if we dont shower every day or if we dont use soap type products to clean ourselves
they are just trying to make us purchase products i often go a few days without washing/showering
i keep my dick clean though by keeping the foreskin pulled back id love to meet a man who has good
manors when i realized i wasnt attracted to women i decided to not be attracted to women when i

realized i was attracted to men i decided to be attracted to men the only decision was not to
feel bad and kill myself over something harmless and good your therapist the rapist listened to
you about quiet nights out and wild nights in if you dont know who nekvuk is you need to get
out more or stay in more i thought you meant gay as in sub-standard and worthy of derision of

blue leather i try to place plastic packaging in beautiful free locations at least once every 6
hours i hate to see selfish humans picking up my art installations and hiding them in containers
labeled garbage that were returned to albuquerque in the midst of a firefly controversy there is
something wrong with your hair if you mind me saying sew to needling profess ion ales in the miss

tickle pattern youve imposed on reality you call yourself spiritual daw kins to me does a word mean
what the majority understand it to mean rather than what the dictionary says it means the word gay
is a complete and utter euphemism to avert people from the idea of homosexuality even gay people
say that the word homosexual sounds too sexual and makes them feel uneasy how can we gain their sup

port if their monogamy isnt a kind of fascinating hardwood oil monster painting way messed bother
soul music is not a genre for it can be acoustic electronic electric instrumental or vocal or if
you are considering learning how to perform gardening in goa before you have ever had a sexual en
counter with a man you are incredibly horny for it when you have had many encounters over many years

The Quality Of Art Is Immeasurable Y-Front

they might cause cancer too and above all do not ever consume any processed foodstuffs that come
in euphemistic packaging being correct is useless because if those who are incorrect were capable
of understanding then they would also be correct beforehand documentaries of the incorrect being
wondrous at the lives of the great are like boring for i hate them consumers not doers stupid

documentaries that focus on some outlandish behaviour of the great while overlooking the great
art he made just broadcast him ive no time or patience for metaphor i dont hold it against you
for taking umbrage about rain i was only speaking for myself it has something to do with mortons
salt on the container it shows a little girl taking a walk in the rain she wears a bright frock

and carries a nun opened umbrella in one hand and in the other the box the subcription says
when it stains it roars am i that little girl no i am the 3rd incarnation of vase vays or vaws
aha the power of consumer-packaging as my future great-grand-children will squeal never consume
anything unless it was never packaged of the industrial revolution to casually observe the discarded

packaging of beautiful products floating on the breeze or smudged poignantly into pavement cracks
im self sufficient and dont require or want a partner dont want to live with someone most of the
things that occupy most of my time pleasantly are things that i can probably only really do alone
apart from watching soccer rugby football on tv so if you are into that and have a curiousity about

life his strength is one of his strengths i am not shocked why would a man want to kiss a woman
wearing lipstick that is so gain we copy everything about us a so we are becoming obsessed with
cleanliness too but ive learned enough about the commercial reasons behind so much of the things
that have become taboo to know that we dont need to shower every day tv ads make us feel like dirty

Squelchy Umbrage

disagreeing with people for whom my logic is foreign is not nicer than your mother being
in mite rousers yes i am alone the word god could be said to mean the energy which moves
the universe nobody knows what god i shit me with your strychnine logo putrid bonzai
paint a picture i 6 foot by 4 foot every time allow excrement i to fall from the cavity

behind my scrotum into a relatively small puddle of water workmates my dont bat a lid eye
when return i to desk my splattered with paint or if it tuesday is between 3.35 3.57 and
write a lengthy poem i about ancient zimbabwe isnt that what does everyone seems completely
natural it in some families do the daddies and/or mammies detailed instructions give to the

sons about defecation ok obviously you arent going to sit on the toilet unless there is shit
ready to come out so sit on it let the shit come out now that the shit has come out whether
you feel that there is a little bit left or not prepare yourself to sit there for at least 5
minutes maybe 10 or 15 this is not really about excretion anymore this is about some special

time for you to escape from the world in your own little cubicle cocoon so open up the reading
material that you brought in with you or the material that is always at the side of the throne
which you currently inhabit relax and read for 5 minutes or until you get bored do the wipe
and return to the world of the sobriety i never received these instructions so i just shite

and exit if i need another shite later i return later and shite again thats not a sin isnt it
religion/belief requires no explanation it is for those who wish to avoid rational thinking if
something can be explained you then know it so you cease believing it allegedly harmless sub
stance in kills immortal person shocker be careful not to eat vegetables yes even organic ones

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Ian McKellen writes about Michael Portillo

If illicit gay sex did no harm to Mr Portillo why does his voting record assume that others will be harmed by it? Also, if he is fit to serve his constituents in parliament, why should other gay men and women be unfit to serve in the nation's military?


http://www.mckellen.com/writings/9909portillo.htm

Friday, December 9, 2011

Mobile Phone in Microwave

Charles Bukowski Quotes That Resonate With Me

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Bukowski


Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So I stayed in bed and drank. When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn’t have you by the throat.

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way.

Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and eight times out of nine I'll show you a man with detestable spiritual qualities.

The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it - basically because you feel good, very good, when you are near or with them.

It was true that I didn't have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

Drink was the only thing that kept a man from feeling forever stunned and useless. Everything else just kept picking and picking, hacking away. And nothing was interesting, nothing. The people were restrictive and careful, all alike. And I've got to live with these fuckers for the rest of my life, I thought. God, they all had assholes and sexual organs and their mouths and their armpits. They shit and they chattered and they were dull as horse dung. The girls looked good from a distance, the sun shining through their dresses, their hair. But get up close and listen to their minds running out of their mouths, you felt like digging in under a hill and hiding out with a tommy-gun. I would certainly never be able to be happy, to get married, I could never have children. Hell, I couldn't even get a job as a dishwasher.

There's nothing to mourn about death any more than there is to mourn about the growing of a flower. What is terrible is not death but the lives people live or don't live up until their death. They don't honor their own lives, they piss on their lives. They shit them away. Dumb fuckers. They concentrate too much on fucking, movies, money, family, fucking. Their minds are full of cotton. They swallow God without thinking, they swallow country without thinking. Soon they forget how to think, they let others think for them. Their brains are stuffed with cotton. They look ugly, they talk ugly, they walk ugly. Play them the great music of the centuries and they can't hear it. Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die.

We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn't. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.

If I'm an ass, I should say so. If I don't, somebody else will. If I say it first, that disarms them.

I think that everything should be made available to everybody, and I mean LSD, cocaine, codeine, grass, opium, the works. Nothing on earth available to any man should be confiscated and made unlawful by other men in more seemingly powerful and advantageous positions. More often than not Democratic Law works to the advantage of the few even though the many have voted; this, of course, is because the few have told them how to vote. I grow tired of 18th century moralities in a 20th century space-atomic age. If I want to kill myself I feel that should be my business. If I go out and hold up gas stations at night to pay for my supply it is because the law inflates a very cheap thing into an escalated war against my nerves and my soul.

I've never met another man I'd rather be.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

The Heartwarming Tale Of The Miraculous Singing Shark

Our Turbulent Lady

find muck to the fairy hinge songkok where synthesizers are another thing that makes sounds
in a trilby fedora glass tweeds fee tissue mild beige yelps slacker too outfit consisted
but right face the to has there be also hope the opiate is of bespectacled antelope the of
freckled wildebeest the by the way bray rhymes with hippopotamus or gay and howth rhymes

with both you would think that you blink if you travel a lot in a rolling bordello pulled
by truck the heading in general direction toyosa hill of foreskins just got in the way of
irrational mindset the inability or lack of motive to people to turn away from sheepish the
distractions that helped get us some belgian blue chocolato i hate idea the of music videos

not tired of all the bullshit yet so guys with no pictures are welcome to go to the shop
with the way sting of my thyme or is this my first biological offspring now isnt that an
endearing terminology to be reading in a strange new interview in colon mag fresco we evolve
can someone please trace back to its exact origin the meticulously organized source of this

announcement where the word footage came from will not kill someone but sport is liquification
den of the cowgirlie tassle on the hum drum of the haberdashery swagger it is important to
discard the packaging of commodities in different locations far too cool to be seen as cooler
than the unconscious guy spreadeagled across the steps of city hall this afternoon if you are

out for a walk in a wooded area and have already identified all of the different plantation types
it can be a real treat to then try to identify all of the products that were once packaged inside
myriad pieces of coloured plastic if you strolling through are cemented streets where the buildings
grey and lifeless are or multicoloured and full of life it can serve as a real reminder of the remainder of wonders

Friday, December 2, 2011

Worle



Slippers Of Dad

when men grow long hair and take up a sport that appeals to children i will be frolicking clothed
in a chamber aghast at the choices of knickers-knitting rugby plyers pandering to spoiled child
wren who acted as if they were entitled to things of little worth that would bring a grand total
of 3-minutes of play just does not appeal im not a nurse so im not going to spend time with some

one who needs to be told to cop themselves on you like sex with attractive people but you do not
find unattractive people attractive many people now avoid using homos ex jewel because of the emphasis
this term places on sexuality anyone worth their weight in hydrogen knows that homos ex duel has nothing
to do with sexual arousal stimuli indeed the words gay and lesbian which stress cultural and social

matters over sex are frequently better choices so there is no point in engaging with the religious
there are some things that people can only figure out by themselves if we cant know something
we should reserve judgement not choose to believe one of many equally valid possibilities people
who believe they need no explanation or evidence in fact zero evidence is a requirement in order

to believe something i care what people think of me it is not the responsibility of the lgbtqwxyz
community to embrace those who are still committed to religion or risk losing them to the religious
ex-g0y groups that will nourish their need for validation of their faith hello if you want to be a
part of an organization that says consensual homosexual acts are immoral and sinful for no rational

reason if you choose to not use your brain to figure out whether something is immoral or not then
it is the responsibility of the lgbtqwxyz commune to call you a scumbag like first of all you are
choosing to follow a belief system when there is zero evidence to recommend it to the irrational
mindset t hey should be starting to see that now anyway if but you are a fascinating monster bet

Matriarch For On Velo P

plot thickens shaft for ex-ex-gay in nice person shocker elusive allusion of a filigree
skiing craters to the very uppermost crust and blocked off any attraction to women for good
i am going to die like the bisexual boner sophistry praise the lard unless you know someone
who doesnt hate orgasms anti-vivisectionist spurn preposterous ladies and men you are very

welcome to the show eliciting illicit porcupine colon thou shalt not walk two arm high
cable curl looking for gloves in the all bright places lay re hegs your mother is a mice
hipster woman the carbohydrate of choice these daze is not the pot atom when you metatarsaled
me into sub mitten dont do i euphemisms tell it like it i is waste so much time doing mean

ingless work but life is meaningless and time is there to be wasted what was the industrial
revolution was that when products began to be produced are those magnets from the fridge
whats the point in having friends that you stay in touch with only by organised catch-up
thingies yes i also drink to make people seem interesting dont choose to search for i know

ledge just let life i happen to it and mould it into whatever it is dont think one HAS TO
embrace and delight in misery but one can suspend judgement and just enjoy the ride by hot
tubby i am laughing now just as much as i was with my ex-friend the internet is my very best
friend as it doesnt answer back do you want me to try to convince you that something is good

you actually need to be very intelligent to figure out what this sexual drive does to the bra
in and also to realise that you are bored with sex and bored with people who just want to or
gasm or that you just dont get on with even with your sexual ideal the sex wanes after a while
unless you only have sex once per month or so i laughed a lot today i am laughing a lot lately
should be i worried

Friday, November 25, 2011

Welcome To The Scrotum Fully

to report brandon to the gardaí go to the nearest nursing home and ask them where the
nearest pizzeria is at the pizzeria ask them where the nearest garda station is at
the garda station put some industrial strength masking tape over your mouth and hand
cuff your hands behind your back then through the medium of modern dance try to re

port brandons crime i actually explained to my father that straight men get an erect
ion when they see a naked woman and i dont i get an erection when i see a naked man
i know a lot of people would advise against a conversation like that but my father
respected me completely because he now understood the reality of homosexuality and

all of the grey areas were removed such as the fact that you cant choose what gives
you a hard erection being in the closet for a long time can turn you into a cnut
like when your sister asks you how are you and you immediately become defensive
and say grand why i just dont like the idea of giving people credit for being nice

when in fact they are in a situation where it is easy to be nice and they are getting
benefit from it my heroes are the people who do the right thing in very difficult sir
come stances and risk their own safety to improve the lives of millions in his peripatetic
younger life he made them think they are free he will let you fuck me without a condom

but only if you lie to god about your hiv status whereas i will let you fuck me without
a condom but only if you communicate to me through the medium of post-modern choreography
(with your tongue-firmly-in-cheek) that your hive status is wonderfully cap sized for a
man to be aunty abortion is perhaps akin to a woman having the opinion that all men should
be penile circumcised in adulthood or sew day c'est

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Removed

[Alvy is having sex with Annie
Alvy Singer: Hey, is something wrong? 
Annie Hall: No, why? 
Alvy Singer: I don't know. It's like you're removed. 
[a ghost of Annie rises from herself, and sits in a chair to watch
Annie Hall: No, I'm fine. 
Alvy Singer: Are you with me? 
Annie Hall: Uh, huh. 
Alvy Singer: I don't know. You seem sort of distant. 
Annie Hall: Let's just do it, all right? 
Alvy Singer: Is it my imagination, or are you just going through the motions? 
Ghost of Annie Hall: Alvy, do you remember where I put my drawing pad? Because while you two are doing that, I think I'm going to do some drawing. 
Alvy Singer: [gesturing to the ghost] You see, that's what I call removed. 


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075686/quotes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BayFaUXwrAk

from Annie Hall



Ted Race

Friday, November 18, 2011

Newspaper Readers Must Die

when your pod entrails being shout at in brother countries by people who really want your
dead while you protect things you barely know on the borders of someone you cant ignore
or disobey a mini stir resigning in protest must be pretty thin porridge if the experts
think its just residual of scar tissue accentuated by fatigue am i just being focused

in an uncontrolled by the elite world maybe cap it a liz m wouldnt work and maybe we
wouldnt have the high standard of living that we have so maybe it is better to have
the elite controlling everything for us well without capitalism we wouldnt have the
comfort we have and capitalism needs freedom to advertise and it drives innovation

hang on a second maybe the hollow caustic didnt happen i wouldnt put it past the a merry cans to
have fabricated it dont give the people enough time to think or they might think of
something we dont need to work 40 hours per week to get a meal and shelter but we art
rapped in financial servitude like watching you undress after sex akin is to the hat

chet on the flaunted hula hop of my koran is it wrong to want an old man to put his
penis into my eye sockets i want to stand up for the people who put me down im so
trendy i could die and i dont even know what a trend is someday someone wont walk
into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else bloody

hell do i even know whether communism doesnt work anymore capitalism only works by
propagandizing the herd how deep is your voice inside the delicious cream exploding
from a pulsating blanket expression i love that phrase ended up do you mean that you
made a rational decision to go there or were you caught up in some massive pinball

Foreskin Czar For Cats And Dogs

beak oz i want to experiment with different psychological situations i just exploring

am some ideas not some beliefs expounding machination above the streets of dublin that
finally deposited you randomly at door the of that series of external rules which you
deeply have internalized is over there behind the couched question everything ever is
fake and we dont know what we are making people think they arent thinking what is news

and an intellectual maybe the is internet a tool especially developed to monitor and
control us even more than the very keen fasci nation have i with the aesthetics of foot
path sidewalk pavement whatever it is called in your jew wrist diction isnt it mind bogg
ling the intricacies therein everything you know is not true my whole life has been a ner

vous breakdown and a desire to the do that things passionate me but pay money no but that
is reflection no on what was done to guatemala in order to boost the profits of an americ
an there company hoping to live life to one notch below its fullest i believe that if the
world really knew how many of us there really is it would far easier be to reduce chromo

phobia but the catch-22 is that so many homosex jewels are so claustro phobic themselves
that they propagate the homophobia by being close ted if i am may kin a drool of my delft
on by groups the mauve anonymous isnt there anyone fucking mad out there the only way for
me to win is to go on the dupe and not be doled give the people the illusion that they are

in control through their pseudo ability to decide what to purchase the plan is to distract
us with culture and sport and entertain meant so that the elf proclaimed eh lite can main
taint control but just wonder i are their lives any better than life my enjoying culture und
sport und alcohol and if not then did we really a raw deal get apart from not really being control in

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Johnny Marr Strangeways Interview

Morrissey questioned by MTV USA fans 1992

Flanked By Stuffed Water Foul

people only really need one friend and that is what relationships are all about
for homo people anyway for hetero men a relationship is just so they can have sex
the other friends are just acquaintances i hope you cleaned behind your shins and biceps
beauty is in the eye of the storm trappist that always brings a toothbrush to the pub

oh hey zeus christy we have all been brainwashed into thinking that breakfast is the
most important meal of the morning and that it is important to wash with soap
and not just water some of what you read and hear is a lie to get you to purchase
more and be an obedient subservient consumer and voter everybody is lost and they are

pretending they are aware of what is going on i havent a clue what is going on i would
rather let someone kill me than kill someone else i dont want to live in a world of murder
anyway psychoanalysis tried to normalise you and the ones who dont become model consumers
are then seen as the sick ones when it is really warm outside those who have not been man

ipulated as much and the internet age will cause the chaos of the bundesliga to submerge
the landowners in why japan boomed hurl harbour for dons jog the kind of plebiscitary jah
just because you have a large thick dock doesnt mean it is a nice the elite dock with more
commodities my deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles

it is a dublin tradition to offer a brand-new toothbrush to the barman instead of a flow
monetary tip that loves it when people are able to act straight out of a manual for them
and maybe the elite are correct the herd do need to be controlled for the common good so
that anarchy doesnt break out but if part of the method of controlling them involves brutal wars then whats the difference

Sunday, November 13, 2011

The Perfect Response Of A Non-Dysfunctional Mother

This segment of a sex education film from the 1970s deals with a mother walking in on her son masturbating:

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Though You Am A Zealot

demarcation bang in the town where my mother hailed from did a number of children had
sudden hair loss around the time i know one same girl whos lair never grew back they
never worked out why it happened and i think in general there arent many clear causes
of pix elated hologram which was the splinter grope of your mandolin versatility shed

just because something is not yet known is no excuse for inventing a magical explanation
of faceless tracks that fill me with intrigue wake we met thyself laughing at the dared
evil new rosary bead designs for the upcoming spring/summer season humans dont become
self-conscious until they hit adolescence reaching to legion to children is chilled abuse

when children are interested in questions regarding what it is all about they can re
search it themselves i think i dislike group conversations because there is a lot of
bravado and not enough intimacy and humanity the more you learn about humans ex duality
the less you are sure about why you think gorillas dont know they are going to die do

it seems there is some confusion over what atheism means is it someone who believes
there is no god or someone who does not believe in god i dont think i love anyone who
isnt me so just dont adopt a position of belief in the trueness of anything that you do
not know while travelling on business in south eastern tennessee he stumbled across a

bat i remember forgetting to tell you something about disliking self congratulation
knights if you dont know whether you are happy or not then you are happy money can buy
things that make you forget time is slowly passing once i realised i had same-sex-at
traction i thought for whatever societal reasons aged 15 that i had to be one or the other

Friday, November 4, 2011

Fig Ban Of Factoid Brat

this 56 year old dr leipzig man who for too long thought all men are aroused
by other men and masturbate thinking of other men i figured out they dont wh
en i was 15 i figured out that they think of women and i dont think of women
the news reports always specified the religion of the deceased and i thought

that was sick for a person is a person and i dont hate THEM or petty methane
beside myself get shit-faced and/or rat arsed in fulda gap then drop stinking
so much japanese beard in cavalier vibe shocker do the hive poz have hair che
st honest for everythings next several genuine lols several golden retrievers

just ran past my wind ow without stopping or stooping even once 59 year old
stunner sips tea in carlow the orifice doth interest me bouyant render me
speechful when thine orifice ist jubilee a symbol of when sad sad optomet
wrists must pause and sketch an oblique factory outlet for whom the secret

ariat has the slightest inkling of what is transparency occurrency hatred is
a game what is a duffel coat store muff for you to ponder your foo to wander
gay is a euphemism hillock for the revelatory force kin living in (a) bold
fish goal forceps in paris just back from africa the sombrero wearing grand

son took another beep dearth and succumbed to the stale honing susceptible
grotty into hoop dont wear denims but do give me a reasonably large amount
of money every week from now until the end of my leg and dont axe wear its
coming from for nobody  nose its only a reasonably large amount of money watt is your problems

Stones











The Freudian Slippers Of Banana Impetus

i can spare some time doing other things that dont really interest me
i guess i hate all the celebrities on tv i get the feeling they are
egotistical or shallow and i feel stupid for them getting one over on
me by having me look and listen to them no point in denying ourselves

lifes pleasures so tapestry is a laundromat entire perception of the
world is merely in the heads of those who dont drink room-temperature
liquids and people who arent in love with frédéric kanoutés drizzled
with a paltry full balsamic fig reduction the craving of empathy recognizes

the sculptures of ballyvourney within each and everyones talisman topped
with a nihilistic strombolian bread cabbage foam dublin is the only city
that really includes everyone and is THE city that condemned straight
design what year did jesus thin kit was really struck a chord with me

religion is child abuse unless you love boarding an airplane barefoot
at sunset killing people is still illegal and vine on the sight guys just
stop messaging you with no warning and no goodbye and it makes them luck
clever ultimatums are fun dramatic and suspenseful i dont do euphemisms

memory is fascinating too a password i hadnt used in a while was in some
box in my brain and came to me how strange that everything before the but
is coalescing bull how once 10 or 20 years have passed and a collection of
adults exists who didnt live consciously through the situation have a different perspective

Friday, October 28, 2011

Milky Myths Of The Colder Bolorado

humans hence existentialism is an important word for me only surprising stuff surprises me
i dont have a television so your cock isnt unimportant unless you enjoy the beach
but not to the detriment of mothers when i was a film extra and had to leave the scene
i would do it in such a dramatic fashion that it would often take my breath away oh do us

all a favour and grow a moustache and eat your mouth being without clothes is good if
you dont think the human body must be concealed im not sure i have tasted sauerkraut yet
but once i stop chewing it might happen that your taste in food doesnt concern me if you
arent going to force me to eat food i dont like they are afraid of bisexuality because

they dont want a man that i develop feelings for to run off with a woman that you develop
software for if he wants sex with a woman then that is something that they cannot give him
whereas if he wants sex with another man i think that is something that she can give him
by perhaps talking with and developing some sort of role play or changing the way we save

hex hence making it more exciting and trying to relive the excitement of when we first got
together or else of course we could just have an open relationship if we are comfortable
about the strength of our mental connection lets not shit ourselves with ideas of falling
in love or shaking tape at a star spangled spanner i am quiet but sociable and really enjoy

being close to people with mutual interests we are all nice guys so why arent we all in
love with each other if you dont feel even slightly moved by the images at montage blogspot
and if you dont feel even slightly moved by my words and ideas then you will never fall in
love with me and i will never fall in love with you for these are the things that occupy my time

It Gits Bitter

Friday, October 21, 2011

Le Soleil Est Loin De Moi

work in this case would involve killing an animal for the food and using the animals fur
as clothing for myself it would also involve building some sort of shelter for myself
people dont have a right to food and shelter most rich people are rich because they worked
hard to become rich obviously some of them started from a better position than others but

that is because their parents or grandparents worked hard to become rich anyone can work
their way up in a large corporation and become ceo i bet there are countless rags to riches
examples all over the world at the same time i would love to be on the dole it is my gambit
ion to go on the dole and just compose and write and make art and read and listen to music

it is great to live in a country where you can decide to do nothing and other people will
do it for you if i can do it i will overlook my moral scruples and do it even in the wondrous
vibrations of documented ecstasy that you are enabling me to reach the people who i a ma
tractored to who grinned themselves to breath if you dont know the difference between been

and being or then and than then i love you but dont like your shirts i am already in some
relationshits so i am not looking for you i dont believe in love or glove or whatever you
call it but i have an open mind i dont believe in god either but i dont pretend i know any
thing about the pre-life or the afterlife or this life or straight life has a script gay

life is randomer and some guys would rather follow a script and marry by 25 have your 2.3
kids by 30 and worry about the consequences if they ever come later atheistic and rational
istic sounds good to me the word scientific kind of gnaws with me i studied psychology brief
ly many years ago and it was too scientific and eliminated the variations of the individuality

Depression Was Bulgarians Ridiculous

hank died when i was 20 but i was in love and i never will be again unless i am
and that is probably the explanation for absolutely everything about my personality
and mental state just like phones need to be charged we do too by ingesting food
and having sleep periods an environment was created especially for us to be able

to sustain but why do we die and why will we one day be extinct i am probably the
star of a film for them the espacial one who is almost at the truth a la true mans
how alcohol is bloody great for outing honesty i reply to all messages apart from
those particular messages that i dont wish to reply to feel free not to reply we

die because if stuff lasts forever capitalism doesnt work and we have been sold
but the world is so bizarre and varied and everyone has been on a different path
to where they are today that you so cant really make any judgements and you are
afraid of alienating yourself more than i already am if you dont reply i am intell

igent enough to understand that you are not interested without thinking that your
non-interest means that you are not a wonderful person yes all art is about express
ing the confusing hypocrisy that we all are what about that wonderful crackle that
you would be missing out on there is such a vast range of sexualities within the hom

o sexuality that i barely feel a part of any group politics and capitalism and demo
cracy are not perfect if the giraffes are made out of almost every material and made
into almost every kind of item i always relate it back to how i would be in a hunter/
gatherer stone age type of world if i was hungry or cold i would have to go out and werk

Legendary Rubix Cuber