Sunday, February 27, 2011

Tweed


Jacinta

70s

Interesting Andy Warhol quote

"Before I was shot, I always thought that I was more half-there than all-there – I always suspected that I was watching TV instead of living life. People sometimes say that the way things happen in movies is unreal, but actually it's the way things happen in life that's unreal. The movies make emotions look so strong and real, whereas when things really do happen to you, it's like watching television – you don't feel anything. Right when I was being shot and ever since, I knew that I was watching television. The channels switch, but it's all television."


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andy_Warhol

"Alternate Route To Vulcan Street" by Super Furry Animals

An example of how to produce music where every instrument's melody line is audible.
Smashing song too.

"Venus" by Television

Miraculously structured glorious guitar melodies.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

5

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On Why Mind Altering Sub Lime Ordination Stances Are So Frowned Into (by those who dont really enjoy them)

we do the very difficult thing of coming out and helping to normalise homosexuality and these other people
by staying hidden make it look like there are far less of us than there are hence making us look more abnormal
than we are so they are directly fighting against the "work" we are doing for if society knew just how many of
us there are then we would be perceived as being a mucho lesso of a minority than currently and i guess only

composers know how easy it is to create music that is undynamic enough to be great for going to sleep to yes
i am having a nervous breakdown and anyone who isnt has not lived the human experience for how could one not knot
so at the age of 14 my hatred for the family unit was so obsequious that i resolved to conjure up a way to bring
about the demise and utter destruction of said unit after many days of thinking i stumbled across the theory that

you know the way my penis currently becomes rock hard when looking at the face/body of a 30 year old woman well
why dont i change that biological rectitude into a situation where my penis becomes rock hard upon perusal of a
57 year old mans face that way i wont ever desire to put my erect penis in a womans vagina and seeing as that is
the only way that families can be created i will be a member of a dance troupe that requires society to accomodate

people who have an alternative penis sorry lifestyle and maybe after 158 years there will be so many of us enjoying
being beaten up that eventually nobody will want to not be beaten up and so many people will have decided to change
what gives them erections that then nobody will be deciding to get erections for 30 year old women and then the
family unit will have been destroyed my plan is going quite well so far despite some bad reaction from those millions

who entered adolescence with the situation of their penises getting hard for 33 year old men and deciding that they
love the thrill of saying that this abomination is and can only truly enjoy something if they are lying through their
gums it about and a heroin like high comes from fronting bowel movements which demonise the mutually consensual acts
they perform in anonymous cubicles the acts that their twisted lack of moral courage pretends to label immoral garbage

Friday, February 25, 2011

Thrive (Thrive) And Give Me Most Of (y)Our Eyebrows Or Elsie [Telephones]

Thrive (Thrive) And Give Me Most Of (y)Our Eyebrows Or Elsie [Telephones]

which do you prefer having a good time or having a bad time or enjoy judging a particular book by its cover version
then recinding the homeopath that led you down that vernacular roadie you dirty little mascot you countenance oomph
i THINK it is an undisputable FACT that all homosexualists were force fed nons top mahler sim ponies between the age
of 5.5 and 6.7 i am definitely not going to die if you can help it to man oeuvre out of the swampy phonographia gin

any time that can pass without us dwelling upon its passing is good time for preppy talent vines to squeam ish oft
i really really love crying for a team that is only as thong as its tweakiest verdant membrane but the more i live
the more i realise that i know less and less about everything women who once ate now skate everyone has their opinion
based on their analysis of the scraps of information given to them by mass media and nobody has a clue what is going

which says a lot about your wisdom and how much you do know youre a very perceptive sensitive person and you assimilate
a lot of information with a generally sweet disposition and a commendable degree of tolerance and you welcome learning
nearby but not too far away if only i could somehow bring about your demise because im not really into gayness when i
was 15 i didnt think oh my god i love fabulousness tacky teeny bopper pop music glitz glamour opera musicals womens

fashion mens fashion celebrity dolls and i hate sport so maybe i should try to be sexually attracted to hairless men
it was oh my god look at that 57 year old man and why does looking at his face give me a rock hard erection but rameses
loops over not into clichés who made other plans now for the mechanical bye was quite emotional considering the household
ornaments she was in mourning for but i gave her a hug anyway im not interested in meeting the love of my life been disappointed
too many times because my days are boring without her drink

of course i am ultimately loo for king 98 minutes of intimacy with a nice man but if a long term relationship comes along
in the meaner time i wont shirk the disparate desperation of it if feeling voices is worse than hearing vices then i am
up shat creek according to some medicalists to whom instead of saying i love you we say you are my little treasure trove
of the emotional monogamy is superior to physical monogamy scuttle but is territorial sodomy the fraudster in a house

Video of me playing soccer - see if you can spot me.

I am in the stripes and I head the ball 3 times in the first 30 seconds, then mostly just run around after it.

Friday, February 18, 2011

The Weather Is So Gay Today That I Will Have To Wear A Coat

The Weather Is So Gay Today That I Will Have To Wear A Coat

take brendan fingleton or brendan moran for instance out of the frame of reverance and you
will never tile a gain severance into what my point is exactly concerning brunette structural
fenders in the bling are moved to their rightful slab now come on give me SOME credit
i didnt mean it like THAT as they knelt to surrender their tv stands to the onlooking car pet

you are such an enviable complication dripping with festivity and religious keyboreds
for you are now this kind of bubbly texture squirming across the abode of my boob tremble
in an old passioned condo near the main street of sun stalk feather beds
it is so like the blind leading the race that they cant even smell

without cornelius gum stuck to their stork ravings where would we ask you
do you believe in hair designers when the splendour of your windows is wayne
while the other two comrades ransack the palatial hobo of a rickshaw shiner
there is a lot of emotion up there in the centre of your nose

your foot doesnt look too disfigured when positioned alongside herbies head and
that was your least disfigured foot sure it is the only one unhideous enough to be photographed
from now on im going to position your foot beside loads of things especially mens faces
it will be (b)interesting to see how this affectation pans itself out

how much of a crab is worth eating they say if the only time is now less vexed
than the popular lonely ex muscular eared caring fake who now dons a bad lieutenant
grin and refuses to open her eyes to the botched gurny hook up in the grip kernel
meanwhile out over yonder some young chipmunk is weaseling his way into a double glaze

Kevin Rowland Is Not Dead

Kevin Rowland Is Not Dead

on saturday january 8th i believe you and i will be sauntering casually nay obliviously through the galleria that is bafFLemeant and be struck
by something that we cannot quite graspia yes it is the car creche that is don junos art courier or the old woman i used to be teasing just
before the windmill caucasus whence she spanked me on the bare behind with a fly swat i was rather taken aback by alans silly tow bar i search valiantly sometimes over valiantly for a reason to laugh several sometimes several several times per day sometimes even behind living room sofas

among the detritus of your fathers schizophrenic very well-educated but sometimes overly paternalistic (not sure why i included the hyphen)
dolphins muttering profanities to themselves muttering profanities to themselves who have recently had cravings to manually give those incredible feelings only a guy knows when handled and admired slow and sensuously the fall are the most punk band of all your opinions if you like un
popular music i surrendered my youth to the people i feared when i could have been out loving someone with beard to you guys looking for that

elusive LTR relax go with flow enjoy yourselves bow meet some great men mow maybe one of them will sow be the one and maybe not deeply involved in
understanding the context of lives that a strong believer in ethics and justice and treating people fairly and honestly way beyond out they seem
to have implanted some sort of compulsion in me insofar as i am forced to seek continual repetitions of this loathsome practice charitably
inclined volunteers to satisfy my craving will be hidden under a dolmen of their choosing having exhausted the supply available through regular

channels the sort of depraved mountain oat who far from being repelled is quite drastically conjoined to the ephemera of my ex-marines arse hoe
sexy killer riffs on guitar bass or strings or other nothing expresses the everything of the human situation like alternative rock electronic
music theres no smoke without rumour youre so excited to finally be gayat last the father of my unrepentant serpentine golfer how come some
of the good men are in ohio it doesnt feel like much of an achievement to be the cleverest man on an island of only 5 million people so i

prefer to refer to the title that i won when i was in islamabad last easter if you contact me i wish passionately to see a picture of you
shirtless with my face superimposed onto both of your ears i repeat stuff if the receiver did not have sex with people who have had sex
with people who have not had sex i keep myself in shape not only for both physical and mental health reasons when you say ah are you tired
to a sobbing young playing child have they ever said yes i might go to bed in a few minutes when the crab that meanders was gawking terrific

.People Are Perfect And .Smells Are Powerful

.People Are Perfect And .Smells Are Powerful

i know that travelling around usa and canada is the best way to spend my life for no one city
is good enough to spend ones life there on and on music your depends more on silence than on
beats and we adore you because silence is so so difficult to compose that special tall lenten
morbid fascination a have i for sweeping brushes and have a diverse collection in the seller

sometimes when i cant sleep i get up and sweep the carpets rugs and floors using a different
one on a rotating howitzer basis my favourite is an 18th century russian hermitage wheelie
which i fondly refer to as hootie blood is never rarely shed upon the fiercest display wins
if females often join in the ear lobe savagery but only if reck wested to finnicky pube sup

and so to refresh you gave me a tad polish yesterday agreed agreed you my friend are not my
friend born to artistic parents who were too downtrodden to externalise the oh no you donut
in the masturbation is the taboo i break thereby providing a central theoretic to the fuck
women and suck men heptathlon another thang ive been meanin to be askew about the house foe doh

while surmising the growth of ferns on whydontmickeysmakeyourmickeyhard.com yesterday i drank
a pint of water for the howls of hows yer handy for a shandy sadé so quit living your life by
other peoples rules and have a bit of respect for people who are trying to re-organize their
night for you how many times have i threatened to tell you that the radiator of the armistice

is the collarbone after tonights debacle with the diaphragm stilleto you are still averse to vice
if you think people shouldnt have a job i assume you expect them to be either farmers or hunters
and have an instant rapport with an unsuspecting public for whom the pleb wage is gnat a veil or a bull
oh sure he would romance the socks off a telephonist on catfood in the blank of a nile id hey hey hey

Bury Tone On the Script

Bury Tone On the Script

i am just after dropping my underpants and there are no flowers on my hole
what age was he when he first was in a cent er told he was not
replete with sapient camouflage of uninvolved sweet tongue
i scrubbed my little brown star until it was red raw anticipation dans

a place to hurry unhurried labourers on the prairies of cloudBeam maelstrom
occupies himself with the plight to de-trout all trout-plights
took care of them people who afraid of flying and filing are
one day soon he will see a brighter day tonight than

poor fellow putting a brave face on his dogs trousers
most definitely not just poetical he narrowed the throne blocks
hallelujah snowball rolled down the window and barked at the sap
gooey connection timeout floundering with a broken leg in larking pot griddle

end me a sea male by scattering mile ashes in the lagoon of leverets
awe shook simon out of his cerebellum highways and into his owned arms
muscular harmonica and the fleshy browsers for fire: that works in the ski age
what were you when you first your age found out you

of your sweet tongue i long to bail snacks like burrito nondescriptia
ah thanks a box of roses is waiting at the bottom of your GATE!
you are a pigment of my image a nation of wardrobes flaked
imaginative cry babies are not now hounding the finnegan

Eggplant And Daphne Were Ricardo Le Piedmont

Eggplant And Daphne Were Ricardo Le Piedmont

roses are said violets are blown the long slow curious extravagant evolution of magnesium is only
half as amazing as your back a rack of day glo videos into vacancy spás that is not nuts or bleak
may nearly merely art is ticklish leash loaf leaf bong just like living without a televisual yeast
i want to experience alcoholism as a part of the experimental experiential adventure of pervert

for whom sobriety is for cats and le contusiano of the wondrous stefano leave sally lot toby desiré
and the ones who dont frown upon mine roger daltreying subway stances must i implore pound to the
frothy affront of the lino textpad glad you managed to negotiate the drudgery of finally getting them
spick and spaniel again like to undermine stereotypes in a creative sort of way after the lemming field

it suddenly seemed much more difficult to maintain the washboard abdomen and here is a little bit of
soundy adviceo if you are going to die in 4 hours have a few drinks and it wont bother you in the slight
electric shock therapy vest ducked ape of the bi shop who gave me some money and a carton of milkyness
and who is looking for platonic friends who like what his cock looks like an atmospheric plunger for

the discreet sicilian xena car that maimed desirée le brownstone would love to meat someone loves who having
a bad time and or a body braggs bead over eggplant and daphne to whom if glowing for a walk would submerge
please give me a lot of money a lot pleeeease further gloves of jaybuz valley toe sis i am a man who is
looking for a woman who is looking for a woman she will be tall and light of heel and bound to gloat but

not congeal this woman she will surrender to my army an army that knows no algebra and whisked me off my
head with shrapnel and kelloggs surrounded like a hair she will then turn to norway and beseech her to
bind if a hatred so overt could possibly mind and finally rupert he of the seven coalmines will wander
prophetic ally with nettles so scrunched he will kneel at a precipice and wonder what he is doing doing

Friday, February 11, 2011

Some People's Idea Of Good Music


Pitchfork: I have to tell you: Your music makes a really great soundtrack for putting my daughter to sleep.
NJ: That's exactly what I want. If my music can forever be putting-your-daughter-to-sleep music, I swear to god I'll keep on making music until I die.

Ttable Whey says: I used to beg my mother to put on the tumble dryer in the spare bedroom so that I could go in there and sleep to it.
That is complete truth.
Music that is perfect for putting people to sleep is so easy to make. 
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE ON THAT MAKES THEM SO FUCKING STUPID TO THINK THAT THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING OF ARTISTIC WORTH BY COMPOSING MUSIC THAT IS SO UNINTERESTING THAT IT IS PERFECT FOR FALLING ASLEEP TO?

Chair Flop

Chair Flop

The Squandered Plinth Checks Emails I Sent Babe On Jan 22 and 23 2011 Sonically Lush Nudity Growl Beer And
Clothing In Vase Lagos Vase A Nasal Hut And Hairy Upper Backs Give Me A Clam And Piece Of Beige Velcro And
Hey Watch Out San Antonio Ushering Yourself To Your Labyrinth ian Leaba Cut To The Chevy Ski Pad Nicking My Pose
The Concept Of People )Not Dying Doesn't Make Sense (But Then Neither Does The Concept Of People (Not) Being Born)

The Woman You Love Is Making You Backfire Tailgate Fluctuation I Would Love To Reveal My Identity People Who
Enjoy Purchasing Automobiles For People Theyve Never Met Before Those People May Step To The Head Of The Queue
To Touch My Hips People Who Buy Me A Bottle Of Well Marketed Ice Cream Will Be Rewarded At The Gates Of N Heave
Why Does god Love (b)Us? Your Mother Looks Like My Father('s Mother) Only A Teency Bit Of Offence Intended

Suas Ar Na Milseáin Did You Farm? Yearn Just Yearn Only Looking For Fake Men coz they are much far more fun
and games Domesticity Laid Bear Photos Of Moist Orifices FamousMaleKnittersKnittingNaked.com My Life Hasnt
Been Ruined Today Now With Extra Ovaries Now With Less Fruit (Neverthe) Start To Fart Upping It A Notch
Howz Yer Fledgling For A Jackhammer Glam-Garage Youngbloods Who Still Havent Sound What Im Cooking For

I Will Pray That Subjective The Féted Fetid Should Artificial Food Flavourings Be Banned In The Isle Of Man Only
The Tantalizing Possibility Of More I Am Not The Your Mother I Was But Not Now(adays) Fliuch Down Below But
Shape Is Mow Rim Port Ant Than Sighs Enjoying And Ruining My Life Simul Taint Eos Lee Somebody Gives A Shit
And I Am Seeking The Aforementioned Parsnip Out Not Into Heavy Drugs Or Weirdness Apart From What Normal People

Consider Weird On The Particular Infestation Of Grundig Feared Wishes For The Coral Mirage Woozy Late Shifty Buns
Beastmaster Fontaine Taboo Extemporisations We Will Kill Your Sister The Beheaded Queens Of Earth and i About 5.5
years Ago Rediscovered My Athletic Side I La Crosse Between Abba Bah And Le The Fall Children Are So Childish
Too (I Wish They Would Just Grow Up) The Perplexed Dog Suture The Wherewithall Oeuvre and A Sucker For Squinty Eyes

Lewd Ramon Conduction

Lewd Ramon Conduction

I Like Tragic Figures Thats Why They ARE On My Wall Pulling Cows Out Of Calves Bottoms And The Other Knot Away Round
Is Your Daughter Still In Nevada My Mother Is Near You I Love Your Mother I Absolutely Adore Her I Think I Might Be
In Love With Her If You Know What Someone Means When They Say The Words I Have Just Said In The Order That I Have Said Them
You are in a massive river that enters the mediterranean sea at Cairo I Have Been A Devotee Of Wrestling Ever Since Then

For Years effacing Dirty Face Mountain You Will Never Be In Venezuela Shrapnel Bodice One Hun Dreads Breasts Artiste Theatrical
Chandelier Knowledge Is A Ricochet Adrenaline Russia Peru Coax Clichés Arent Interesting Latrine Follicle Diamettrically
Idyllic Posed Nothing Is Anything Solar Plexus Hydrangea Torrential Samuel Are Those Shoes Brown Or Black? Its Only Death
Single Basket Bawls Horse Mode Shielded Schnauzer Get Your Fanny Flaps Around This One I Think I Might Be In Love With

Your Mother And Out For The Ring Master Idaho Springs Colorado For An Unlimited Time Only And To Make Matters Different
Sometimes I Know Why I Bother I Will Die And That Was That The Homosexual Underworld Is Alive And Well Significant Other
t-shirt We Are Significant Others Excellent Children I Sit On Now Ex Octopus What Is Your Cat How To King Fad Sucker Of
A Confectionery Priestess Raul De Marché Loves Pony Bears Doing Something Ride On A T-Shirt Going True Them Notions

I Am A Stylist I Am No Things Thigh Tart Chopping Bum Al In Shirks Work Shocker Comedian Purging At Baggot And
Waterloo That Recluse With Scrolls Main Stream Cunt Cock Tale Of Slugs Ross Killed A Festival Have You Given Me
A Car You Have Given Me At Least One Car Tease and Planks Time Is Walking In Dye As A Pram Retro Bait Unretired
Athletes Terrible Pistacchio Read Less New To New Mexico Controversial Hair Cut Lowest Common Denominator Female

Tan Club Swaziland Garnish Whow He Is Single Maybe He Is One of The Perpetual Wanderers sycamore Eternal Pragma
Tits In The Sycamore Even Those Paul Sensational Cohesive Lump I Do You Mean Person The Floral Clumsy We Think
Your Car Is Blue My company is so stupid Skip the boring bit you men I understood and accepted my sexuality for
what it was I just about had the strength to get through those 2 years to the now i dont need news days that dwindle

Genuflecting Like Hackneyed

Genuflecting Like Hackneyed

human beings are piece of shit a dont trust a single one they cant even think straight enough to read the recycling signs
the very ones who will react as if they have never thought about suicide when you tell them you are thinking about
suicide are the very ones who will then go and do it human beings lie all the time and seem to not even realise that it is anything
human beings have no moral fibre all this time i thought it was important to have moral virtue for them for all

of those pathetic liars and wasters knowing that after those 2 years I could leave my small town and move to the
big city what bothered me most and drove me crazy was not the "why me?" question but the "why is society so hateful towards
me when I am completely innocent and all I want to do is snuggle up to a lovely man?" the monumental injustice
of it all was so mind boggling i find it hard to accept that the exact same products in lidl are half price in berlin

compared to dublin it just makes me think all of us living in irlande are complete idiots i guess some of it can
be explained by transport costs and i guess that is the trouble of living in a country where we have to import a
lot of goods but maybe vat and wages are much higher here also youll probably think that i am a shallow horrible
person but i dont really require more friends in my life i already dont have enough time to meet up with the

friends that i do have for me the face is the most important thing in my attraction to a man the reason i wanted
more photos of you is because i was wondering if that one was the correct representation of you people can look very
different in real life than from photos if you know what a fleep is well i sell one in lieu would relish the
opportunity magnanimously to slate the perfect gentleman in the public eye for a chat and preferably dinner which

could embellish and penultimately overwhelm the scrabbling replacement of a shindig in mellotron clipped spartan
gallipoli stratospherically down trodden they cant touch you if you dont have a tv radio or newspapers in making
this was written from the perspective of a 17th century factory worker deeply in debt to aristophanes is it permitted
after a few messages to decide that you dont want to meet up or is that an example of playing games with mens heads

The Engine Of Nostalgia Is The Armpit

The Engine Of Nostalgia Is The Armpit (Of Despair)

and i pretended to wave to her feet as the trainer left the platform (shoes behind the coach)
mind my is simply unable to do my software development work anymore i cannot concentrate
on any of it or why annual festivals continually get ridiculed here and there were noble
gentlemen proclaiming same sex attraction rocks to be gran ite as opposed to limes tone

and the bay ploy of the eastern interior fell off his stollen stole stool again investor
and you are not actually into sex but light ginger hair and silver hair make you want to
snuggle with you and eye shalt suck seed lest of luck with all of those potential goldmines
if you love news but despise current affairs hat means replying to their messages pronto

i am very uninteresting unless you are interested in (un)interesting things in which case
i am near sickle far sickle so if all you have is a picture of your nostril then i am looking
ferret away in the back of a car seat not looking for a LTR but not opposed to one either
that means getting back to them when you said you would and looking up knolls to take a breather

how shy are you on a scale of 3.8 to 17.4 with 6.9 being the shyest little earthworm in hull
who usually only likes people who dont like herr despicable trait with all her virility of
detesting those who when both people are very quiet say to the other one youre very quiet
and i wouldnt dream of it unless i was a sleep extracted from an eye of a grandiose swirl

that if you reside in a residence the residual floundering will soon deposit a residue is
to be axe know ledge peninsulated into a scarpering of the pom pom in the handz of the purist
and between the angled ankles of the situationist cabs i am too enthralled by the prospect
of freedom which i am say ving suas pour and will be mine in 4 years of geek encrusted lanky

Monday, February 7, 2011

A catholicity of tastes - written by my friend Sam on the Isle of Dogs in London

I have to confess to a catholicity of tastes... to me it's about being fit, generating high energy... glowing... a warm and sparkling consistency with a generous dash of mischief... and deep sensitivities and clarity of intentions... and the willingness to engage and express intelligently in order to find the "right place" where truths tend to take their coffee breaks... and find these together if the interests are congruent... not making assumptions when just exploring a bit by posing a friendly question or two to clarify the stew... which is so much more sensible... thus nary an iota of intimidation or bullying bullshit transmits from any quarter of the soul... an inappropriate tool... the physicality that entrances me is like that of a classic sculpture or a priceless painting or a heroic poem manifested carnate... sometimes just showing that you are being the best you can be is a huge turn on... partialities go to smooth satiny skin with or without hair, soft and tender but lying atop a firmness of muscular design that is characteristic of a masculine male... a face that demands to be kissed for long long minutes and hours... an embrace that is comforting and welcoming and yielding yet full of strength and ardour and needing reciprocation, tending to "tending to"... tall short hairy or not... chiselled features and full lips, a cock that is a perfect fit in my mouth or my ass... an arse that has a mind of its own and speaks volumes with a natural play... all these things reside in every different kind of man... and I love 'em all.... even the Oirish...

Savage Eye - Racism episode

The "Before and After Show" bit makes me split my hole laughing.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Conjecture Spinach Cavity

Conjecture Spinach Cavity

almost anything can be cleaned if you are addicted to depression
his someone can help you to work yeah work work sure it stops me thinking about your mortality
lark man against the fern when people have kids the kids become their best friends
how can you have a party with people who dont love the same music that you love?

if youve nothing nice to say say thank youse whatever happened to courting
this telepathic hotel is pathetic for being registered in sandra
oh i currently have a very short goatee which will be longer tomorrow
what if accidentally getting mascara on my nose IS cool

you say that when i say we are just friends that it really hurts you
well it will hurt you more if i pretend we are more in my head
usurp eschew the music that sounds like it would sound like sounds in the inside of my mind
is the about to come when the shorts are about to be hairier than an elbow

if i was stoned on a plane i would love the music of the head music do make bazooka
but if merry it must be better music but only better in terms of the state of my brain being in the normal state
hay test grits the elvis of shrews who bury the bodies of really funny directors
of the fiddle stik bonaparte randiness in the emptiness queer

in life it is always a balance + the more pleasure you have the more pain
never say occasionally to the platform at the scrotum for the tweezer in the mishmash
will forever be to gain grain for the northern irish ailment size mod ra furze
maybe i like older men because they are less energetic in the bedroom no thats not it either

Gallivanting Is As Crucial As The Grew V Eyes

Gallivanting Is As Crucial As The Grew V Eyes

wishing your life away is a pleasant way to enjoy the moment you are in
seize the daily momentuous but i can hear fire engines colouring in books
love to save a cavalier hex with a tractor guise
intellectual courage of ones convictions healthy skepticism in the face of bullshit and a willingness

i dreamt i was high up in the wicklow hills whereabouts i lost my vagina and she said
to speak the truth and/or question impropriety or corruption is to be manacled
to the scrotum of the wagon drivers ham sternum bereft nautical
i became a faller in love with of the sterile cranium spherical

just sheep the hair if there is pork in chicken and only if the tide is taking you out
can i borrow yizzer bleedin camera for me bleedin holiday if i promise to laugh l
ike a little pre-pubescent japanese girl when collecting it?
the amount of gay cruises he has taken without any body is four yes five

merriness people just dont want to be conscious in the same way that life renders us
it is like not being alive for a while it is like regularly saying you want out
never put all your eggs in one basket when it comes to mens sex drives
bum hug all the rage for stormy creed for nobody would ever look at me and guess i was gray

never trust a person who says trust me even if your sweats are getting leggier than a tactical tubes
which wont forsake the howlers new phew lets use your prepaid minutes to find out how to believe
in monogamy is a scheme for i am not good enough with computers to do repairs to the job i have is probably
the best job for me to have the cost of rice on my brain ever since being swindled yesterday in the duper marché

Embroiled In Face Ease

Embroiled In Face Ease

when you are lumped in with a group that you dont feel represents you you tend to try to clarify
by saying that you are not really a part of that group
i didnt know you were involved in a disaster but you can tell me awe lab out it
when you are impaled on a scone the temperature tends to lick itself like a caterwaul

and who says men cant wear shells around their necks
would you please give a warm san francisco welcome to the stray hairs on the posterior of my tableau
are you worried about your ears worried about your ears and their ability to hear
it really fucking does my fucking head in that i am lurching in the realm of lots of available people

who are afraid to show their fucking faces they must be ugly or cheating coz i cant believe they are afraid
not listening to to touch the earth on of top twine peaks is the be all and the enthrall
i had a shite today and my excrement looked like our lady the blessed virgin máire
so live every day as if it isnt your last mesmeric hillside of the nazarethan bluelessness

if I chat with you its because i enjoy chatting with you and it should not necessarily be interpreted
as wanting to have sex with you if we decide to play together it is because there is chemistry on both of our parts
youll know if im interested if you think that if mozart was alive today
he would limit himself to just orchestral instruments then you are a hedgehog with a condition that makes your spikes
wilt

sometimes life is just hard and it makes us think that if we had a particular thing
that it would the be it the solution but that aint true
when the i have the house full of the clothes that I can now fit into again so a whole new wardrobe
she who feels good on the inside will look good on the southside

Digestive Tract Misnomer

Digestive Tract Misnomer

reformed from cuts of pork leg she harvested a glitch
im in love with a shoulder strap he ventured without a hitch
cock-bring these sweets to the naas regular unconventional non-conformist man in
the latest in a long line of homophobic assholes trying to make the world

a worse place for reasonable people because they havent got the moral courage
to distinguish between what is truly damaging to humanity and what is harmless
welcome to the world of larry craig there is a spelling contest for medical terms
it is called the spelling wasp if you peel my skin off god only knows what you will findfeel

i just did the morning run/walk in the park on the east river nyc and i thought of you
when i wasnt cruising other guys i mentioned that your t-shock was mentioning the psychiatrist
for some reasonable aeroplane how a bouy does float without crackerbread
if they dont know that harming people is not acceptable under any circumstances then they deserve to be in prison

a home owner in dublin city centre in love with 2 men and at least 2 trips to usa each year
tower shovel is a bit of a nightmare really for ive been distraught wondering which to get first a facelift or a necklift
i am so glad i can focus on this now that everything else in life is going so well
even though the loss of vultures has had a social impact on the indian zoroastrian parsi community

some songs are great to listen to on first listen because they are not poppy but interesting
i am grumpy because i havent slept and you are the kiss of death when it comes to train stations
in the final analysis this is nothing more than basic sound business management
for finishing pruning the topiaries that i am creating before mojo

Angela's First Skydive

Angela's First Skydive

in remembrance of angelas first skydive i drew a picture of a thought
hi im jervis comb and im here to tell you about the extrapolator fence thing
i will take you carefully choreographed to the very bitter end
this sign will change gods love remains into a delectable fruit juice

you better warn all the dalkey hobnobs to brace themselves for the swashbuckling glitz
and glamour and the latest summer trends if there are pieces of queen margot in my runs
bring cosby cos i love concrete and so does marie and the truncated homeopath
laughter is the best medicine for a lot of lifes little heartache

our adoration is like the border between romania and bulgaria
just at the part where it meets the black sea and sewer and pimple every time
the lapping of the waves comes down around the slide of fettered ledges
now there will be cherries for the maiden voyeur of the kennedy

where does self aggrandization fall on your scale of boo boo
its time to vote for who you say is the weakest gay
one is scarla for the man with two limps parse keh one of them is cake
youre all talk baby when you say you wanna lick his fake

being happy doesnt mean that everything is perfect it means that have decided
to look beyond the imperfections and dont have any regrets just great experiences
of lovin men who are not effeminate who are just as a bottle of excellent wine fell
by the way side men who have no eyebrows on national tv and dont want for nothin

Friday, February 4, 2011

What Is A Food Processor?

What Is A Food Processor?

and no i dont want my favourite composers to be writing the sort of middle of the road music that would lead to them finally getting some much
deserved a fucking ttention fuck that for a can of tulips this person is taking the something world by storm and we will refrain from mentioning
this persons sexuality for the duration of this article you and only you know the reason whey they are trying to extricate the nascent hetero sock
duel that dwells in the permutation of his hotly tipped parabola i decided to be a bisexual from last thursday onwards and even though i had never

found females sexually attractive i decided that it would be amazing to give myself the possibility of the full choice of humanity to have sexual relations with and it was only then that i discovered a dishevelled caravan obscured by slim twigs and yannick noah serves in the woods to the rear
of my hirsute adobe abode we also asked him whether his lips are sealed or not in relation to everything and especially in relation to some of the
wealthy people he is purported to have been hanging snout with in recent microseconds but at the end of the minute he refused to prance a round

le tableau de deficiency but/and at the end of the millisecond some things give some people a buzz and other things give other people a buzz and
a rent anal bung holes the exact same on men and women when i realised i was homosexual it wasnt a realisation of oh i so want to fuck a bung hole
that has a penis near it as opposed to wanting to fuck a bung hole that has a vagina near it it was more the face chest cock thang sorry to be so
inimitably graphic for all you people who have always been smudgy about getting down and clean about the exactness of sexual attract ion was it that

way for you to me johanna is the just out of reach knowledge about our existence and the rest is just groovy words concerning the veneration of sophocles makes me want to completely embrace the sad weirdness of life gettin completely hat farced in exploration of my outer other hip strip
along the canal just akin to the threat of failure that is factory floored into the other criticism that lessens the partner of ultimate involving
soccer star straws struggling for flock credentials directed by narrow streets of old houses overlooking the milanese caterpillar part of olders

getting unlike divergent families in the jewish eighth downstairs with livin grooms and the lest time i looked at every club in the world that
has a variety of personalities and i have decided thrice and for some that in middle age and with the onset of permanent non existence i will only
only indulge in those preoccupations that lope featuring no unwanted samples of scuba profferers within the dementia domain of supportive parentage
and it is amazing how if you dont have a tv you are completely unaware of what celebrity is so this experiment is teaching me stuff already