Sunday, February 28, 2010

Life Explained:

(The countries mentioned are irrelevant. There are dickheads in Mexico and wonderful people in USA).

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of
his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.

The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the
village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life."

The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer
every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."

"And after that?" asked the Mexican.

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until
you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate
directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village
and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing.
"When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the Mexican.

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children,
catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

And the moral of this story is: ........... Know where you're going in life... you may already be there.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Earthquakes and God

An earthquake cannot be explained away easily.

A natural disaster which causes this much suffering can only happen

a. because God wanted to do it,
b. because God could not stop it,
c. because God didn't care if it happened or not.

a. If God wanted to do it and there appears to be no rational reason to punish good people with sinners then God can hardly be described as benevolent, and a God who lacks benevolence lacks a possible virtue. As something more perfect than this God can be imagined, this God is not God.
b. Similarly, if God could not stop the earthquake then God is not omnipotent, and again lacks a virtue which an existing God must have.
c. If God doesn't care about us, then why should we care about Him, and if we don't need to care about Him then why does He need to exist in the first place?


Brilliant!