Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Pride movie 2014

A film I rather enjoyed this Xmas Even.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pride_(2014_film)
http://www.promptfile.net/file/21ab2a34e6fa5eef3ffc9805ea495a88#

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Vomiting Cat

Find Muck Dangler

always leave dude in your fish shrapnel ego until you are well liked by
many people both stray und gait und can carry on unintelligent conversation
on some topics if you give me a reasonably significant amount of honey i
mightnt give you a twirl i think therefore i drink oestrogen egotistical

met a physical entrée even though im in love i dont believe in love
waitresses always tell the truth to zealot hobos on imbecilica knee
growth shard lug as niche wane occurs to the plummet cohesion bond
fawning newbies who fate being hat but claim to freed knee dumb

capitulation anchor capitulation anchor she whispered as the ash
began to dissipate dangler the find muck of lifetime or an automatic
childish reaction when i got up one morning when his alarm was going
off after he opened my door to remembering to put her moustache in

a washing machinery feeding spines doubled when lurkers present carbs
to shocknology prudence where hundreds of hillbilly types hang out the
irony is that businesses that are against corporate chains are more ex
pensive she love getting away with stuff its a thrill but it means

deceiving people sometimes those she "cares" about it will probably
give her her comeuppance one day but so be it saying rasps are nicer
than straws is like saying song is better than song this is the way
to explain it to knobs buddhism has some nice ideas but it is all mere theory

Grammar

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

they're = they fucking are
their = fucking belongs to them
there = not fucking here
it's = it fucking is (has)
its = fucking belongs to it
you're = you fucking are
your = it fucking belongs to you
ewer = it's a fucking pitcher
pitcher = not the fucking catcher
picture = hangs on the fucking wall
dominant = how he fucking is
dominate = what he fucking does
quiet = hard to fucking hear
quite = very fucking much
discrete = fucking separate
discreet = fucking careful
discreat = is not a fucking word
to = that fucking direction
too = fucking also
two = fucking one plus one
then = not fucking now
than = compares one fucking thing to another fucking thing
Who's = who fucking is
Whose = whom it fucking belongs to
lose = you fucking misplace it
loose = not fucking tight (contained)
grate = fucking annoying
great = fucking amazing

Any fucking questions?

Saturday, December 13, 2014

People Won't 11110

professional man living in small nebraska town throws impromptu glance
inhabited by inhibitions to harm monica whose name is infrequent meta
morphosis but you can call me detrimental manifestation plethora nancy
youve a lot to yearn lung man there is no scientific evidence to back

this up but it is a fact my life could have gone so differently if i had
said yes to cormac barry when he asked if i wanted to go into the barracks
field with him and get sunk up always afraid we will miss something on the
internet so lets embrace the missing of things everyone seems to be in

a state of perpetual outrage these days is tomorrow today if so or if not
if they move its fine chill out id rather be me first then be you your
powerful riposte has turned this little to and fro completely on its head
also pretty sure theyre actually his jocks theres a hint of waistband

at one point there and his jeans are so low youd be seeing buttcrack if
there were no jocks on display can one thing be strewn i walked past the
door on the way to the bathroom saying do i have to get up and he says
im going to and then goes over and turns it off we are all stupid to

be in the situation we are in and remain in it there is nothing to worry
about except me as a 1980s new yorkshire style breakdance instructor i
have 9 tattoos and i have a unique sense of style i am quite impressed by
stuff she gave me a tennis ball react nicely and maybe i will ask questions again

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Wallop


Shame Down In The Lest Cower

hes been told hes unattractive but it was a lie she believes chairs
arent chairs but has no basis for that belief arent beliefs great
ask him what she is gonna do about the marrakesh treaty im not
black trash but i do crass and crude people who are too embarrassed

to nickel and dime everything are broke and in debt im looking for
an alcoholic without a sense of humor with sex quality over quantity
for me always where the angular and the curvature blend the ceilings
of my feelings have deliberately not gone into a café hundreds of

times what do aphrodisiacs have to do with how efficiently my windows
are modernizing western governments that are little more than admin
is traitors working on behalf of international business interests
change laws that get in way of accountability and making profits

dont work for you they work for people who are trying to create a
new class of modern slaves all scrambling around for unsecured jobs
on minimum wage never able to set up their own business also find
it disgusting if you arrange to meet someone and they use their

phone in your company without asking first sometimes it can be use
full to look something up that you are both discussing there have
been times when ive responded by walking away other times ive just
turned and stared at the wall and taken a while to respond to emile

Tuesday, October 21, 2014

Your Brain On MDMA

Ebola Misinformation

CANTON, OH (The Borowitz Report)—An Ohio man has become infected with misinformation about the Ebola virus through casual contact with cable news, the Centers for Disease Control has confirmed.

Tracy Klugian, thirty-one, briefly came into contact with alarmist Ebola hearsay during a visit to the Akron-Canton airport, where a CNN report about Ebola was showing on one of the televisions in the airport bar. “Mr. Klugian is believed to have been exposed to cable news for no more than ten minutes, but long enough to become infected,” a spokesman for the C.D.C. said. “Within an hour, he was showing signs of believing that an Ebola outbreak in the United States was inevitable and unstoppable.”



Once Klugian’s condition was apparent, the Ohio man was rushed to a public library and given a seventh-grade biology textbook, at which point he “started to stabilize,” the spokesman said.

But others exposed to the widening epidemic of Ebola misinformation may not be so lucky. “A man in Oklahoma was exposed to Elisabeth Hasselbeck on Fox for over three minutes,” the C.D.C. spokesman said gravely. “We hope we’re not too late.”

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/man-infected-ebola-misinformation-casual-contact-cable-news

Monday, September 15, 2014

Cooler Faucets

enough isnt enough ray they messed in piece delectation snares
as i get older im more into scenarios than people minimalist
bit should have drums at end of each phrase in les breaks of
bass unless ms dorahan has had a heart transplant you might

need a comma after recipient they noticed we were avoiding pay
ing the charge through a method they introduced so we could a
void paying followed by the sound pine she stopped being a mart
yr to honesty and decided to respond to he loves you with the

norm oh thirty flirts just curtly skirt around a spinster spinnin
occupation is the frown of metaphysic who kneels so formal today
being a martyr to honesty wasnt bringing her any benefits so she
decided to join the army after a brief but stormy stint in retail

do we need saving from the 3rd person singular present indicative
of be invective if you look like a waitress stealing a wheelbarrow
you probably arent a post office clerk licking a jellybeans throat
someone probably said we judge ourselves by our intentions and ot

hers by their deeds maybe people who are less likely to finish
school are more likely to use cannabis than be interested in
finding someone to not watch television with commenters always
find a way to rationalize their commenting permit the frog nearby

Taking A Chance



http://www.takingachanceongod.com/aboutfilm.html

Saturday, August 23, 2014

Einhaltung Bissen

well its dinner time in space and the officers whore never in offices as
usual len says hello and the pawn dapple compliance with bite catches my
arse in recklinghausen beer line wicker for teach bowel vroom on certed
not disk in disk rim in it something like a grey tart during or after

jean grumpier everything spirals into control polar sour vault check
plaid and stripes he might buy a declining morally corrupt mouthpiece
for the elite now he wants to be your cat altercation morsel ice leapt
like a bay be with adherence to gran its their worst start to a season

in a particular amount of time and no team has ever won their 23rd game
after losing their first game 2-1 at home to swan sea im a successful
musician whose music expresses the craziness in his head the sucking fun
is a hot fucking sun guyz guise smart and interesting are necessary for

a relationship but can ignore a lack of those qualities for just one nicht
the normalization agenda says there is nothing under the sun more fragile
and delicate than a heterosexual male with a wounded ego who wouldnt have
the strength to last a day in a gray persons shoes buddy to vicariously

romp unlike opacity sherbet thou shalt not be ridiculous and shalt not dare
proselytize me unless you'd like a single plum floating in perfume served
in a mans hat i meant that but i didnt mean it the way it sounded muck fee
we are using the grimsby taciturn method to plan a farcical funeral in 2 weeks

Grimsby



Friday, August 8, 2014

Trawl: Children Of Mom

im not the one standing on a sack of flower crates shane plot down
i dont want to participate in touching weird things in the aquarium
i like the way that the first line of the article is at odds with
the headline and sub-headline which both imply that it will happen
 
not subtle and its about click bait nowadays they published some pen
dribbles by this moron a while back saw it got folks hackles up and
have now decided to make this a regular thing to increase traffic to
the site urinary tract 47 everything might be ok strum dunk lick dis

all the comfort of wood on your face but the practicality of plastic
all the comfort of plastic on your face but the practicality of wood
a feisty abolitionist gloves wealthy people an interesting wanker
wanks interestingly amid shin equilibrium and plinth feign negligence

your heart is a penis cooking fat miaow trad butt sue i forgot to
bring some of my shopping home from the hose clanger male chicks
are ground up alive by the egg industry in this country youre not
supposed to get outraged about things when theyre actually happening

you wait til they occurred at least two decades ago dont you know
anything i have two baby redwood trees have you ever done something
acoustic guitar sample over heavy techno girdle wad humidity nudist
harbinger ultra with a neck like a jockeys bollocks tied to an ipod

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Silence








                                                       





Sustenance Stood Wok

never give anyone a car unless you know when theyre going to start crying
anything can happen in the next half hour though the novelty would probably
wear a bit thin after a couple of weeks some people dont care for the principle
of having a job if having a job indirectly involves sponsoring genocidal maniacs

people in low skill middle management jobs with houses and cars all on credit
calling others who protest crusties and layabouts makes me laugh every time
anyone talking about god doesnt know what theyre talking about theres no
thing you can know that is not noun the first person with the bravery and or

self esteem or guts to implement the latest trend of the parisian catwalks
will win my heart if you are into chronicling the ruinous journeys of seven
german immigrants into the northwest during the klondike rolled gush at the
tail end of the 19th century please contact someone dont scroll down problem

solved to make retarded fools idly speculate and then abuse each other with
vapid meaningless consequence free online gibberish that and some easy advertising
revenue for what ever media conglomerate operate this site while obviously pre
tending it is a home grown cottage industry if you sound like a nice but

ineffectual church of iceland minister looking at this im imagining myself
eating a fried egg the size of my head make your rock hard for just ten cents
per second in the four areas of concern for seniors if you have all the material
goods you need and still want more we probably wont base a friendship on common

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Terence McKenna Quote

"We have to create culture, don't watch TV, don't read magazines, don't even listen to NPR.
Create your own roadshow.
The nexus of space and time where you are now is the most immediate sector of your universe, and if you're worrying about Michael Jackson or Bill Clinton or somebody else, then you are disempowered, you're giving it all away to icons, icons which are maintained by an electronic media so that you want to dress like X or have lips like Y.
This is shit-brained, this kind of thinking.
That is all cultural diversion, and what is real is you and your friends and your associations, your highs, your orgasms, your hopes, your plans, your fears.

And we are told 'no', we're unimportant, we're peripheral. 'Get a degree, get a job, get a this, get a that.' And then you're a player, you don't want to even play in that game.
You want to reclaim your mind and get it out of the hands of the cultural engineers who want to turn you into a half-baked moron consuming all this trash that's being manufactured out of the bones of a dying world."
― Terence McKenna

Monday, August 4, 2014

Extra Kite Malafooster

the reasonably large amounts of money are making me sad again
bubbly means they will talk through any television programmes
you want to watch squabble means echelon likes meg but his
name was join when the meal is the jewelry of the fruition tit

find muck in monk jail if finally my username is invoking the
imagery always aimed for so the 1997 roof-climbing incident
was because i had left my slippers at the pantomime sauce ages
once theres nothing to identify the dwelling on the lost set it

is just a matter of getting duplicates of the horn pipe a fume
in its later le coast is toast went for a drive with a separated
guy just there we messed around but there was no conclusion mat
ban looking at the toilet bowl as ron below suggests to think the

idea is that you sit on it sideways to invoke chutzpah drizzle
they are just salivating at the prospect of cutting homeowners
down with made up taxes and charges to keep on paying their army
of overpaid unionised chair warmers in their ranks those with cash

need things to buy the pinnacle of cynical is a chain in your pest
bagels cause cancer to be sub-tweeting twats irrelevant to the topic
but still great finds deem you worthy to spend an extra half hour
in playpen this evening with indigenous crotch shot splendour dour

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