Friday, March 30, 2012

Discreet When Uninhibited For Patsy Campion

am i weird or are you original having used our current footprint of dedicated medicated
walkways and psychopaths will promote public access to the port for leisure and recreation
if you have taken your own life does that automatically mean that you were depressed i like
your penis but i dont like yew theres not point mucho in having flannel shitter mongoloidy

if you and kant learn how to drive by reading a manual and memorising bits of cyclepaths w
signed altering mob stance if empty vessels make money for i know why the % want more and
more money it is because they sometimes need to spend billions at the drop of a hat to get
what they want so they need zillions are you a mentally ill human if society is considered

mentally healthy or are you mentally healthy if you are well adjusted to an unhealthy society
getting older makes us happier because we give up on our dreams have you ever been asleep or
wiped your own arse what are they like i just write i dont think about it too much girlfriends
are for girls a lot of the time people say that a particular album is brilliant but in actual

fact it is an album that they rarely if ever listen tomb i poem imitates life buy smaller corp
if we like life we give it meaning if we dont like life we say it is stupid and meaningless
is catherine prendergasts husband seeing anyone at the momentum dont continue muddying the wetters
if fraudulent investors of a defunct bank are having all the money they gambled returned unable

to wait to download the record store day releases i like the feeling of eating tasty food but
i dont like the feeling of being fat i just ate muesli sup a coup and hot chocolatey is it
physical or emotional regarding learning how to do jobs which is what fatwas should be teaching
i think you can best learn how to do a job by actually getting used to doing it practically

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Ships That Sail In Stupor Bedevillment

quick take a pic and i will pretend on my base fuck profile that i own this avowed mála
if youre unhappy thats cool im happy for you but please dont foist your unhappiness onto me
with bizarre questions about what do i want and what am i looking for
heres a picture of me pretending im not insane i really hope you dislike it

our hero oblivious to the nearby bee sting continues to contemplate
penis tracheotomy for the unfolders of the downfall con tin yews for the calving of
the part of a chair that was once a necessity for the designers
has now become so cherished by the vibrators that it is indispensable to the failures

i speak of course of the mutilation but now it is over there
oh I was born with a "sense" of humour but the onset of a gsoh rendered me implausible to the naughtical brow
i would agree with you that life is a joke if only i was free from this strangled hole
hopefully i will meet the comedian one day soon the comedian of garda clutch furrows

i am intrigued with the notion of solitude samba players cloying to fanaticise bowler roulades
for those that met the fate of the scalpel at birth in extenuating nomenclature growth whore moans
of cary grants vasectomy took years to unfold in the whipped up storm
surrounding the interesting men who seek out uninteresting men for no strings vanilla cuddles

the meandering sculptress was a teetotaler extraordinaire its the perfect place for a scar dont
you know if you remember that little guy that we saw well is he gay or is he polish
which is it come on now i rarely want people with weird moses and out comes the mobile shoe
again fooling the wind into thinking its cooling the person is what wind cheaters were all about

Zeitgeist - The Goal Is RFID Chips That Can Be Switched Off

If you don't watch this I will never speak to you again.
If the religious stuff at the start bores you, skip to 37 minutes in.

http://thezeitgeistmovement.com/

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Tekpoop Du Nord

artefacts for john paul left nut pellet reggie in a tube of morphing lego for
i felt the splendour of fear when you caressed my nose own lawyer your prep mutation slides before youth
thank dog somebody has finally noticed i soundalike chair the singer without cooler koala beers
everything happens best when you are not trying to make it happen - it is an "i am cooler than fashion" statement

sack in a beckoned riff raff trog and wont dismiss it when it is not immediately engaging
the arbiter of cool is snogging my sisters sister
i couldnt imagine myself as a grown up i always had this image in my head that i would wear
a tweed jacket with brown velvet elbow patches how sexy is that

i cant listen to music that sounds like it would be easy for me to write - i love stuff that i cant understand how
the artist made it - like it was inspirational + that whole "people who are happy are not intelligent" thing well
i fell for it hook line and singlet sultans seemed philistinic whereas des myths were "Great Art"
i thought "Where's Me Jumper" appealed to the lowest common denominator and couldnt allow myself to be seen to like it

but i am not a depressed teenager anymore letting sweating peeping frogs fry on the pertinent point ex
life is all about keeping busy so that we dont have time tod well on the big questions
absolument you speak an insurmountable amount of sensual sense sir lion
your semi paternal harking back to a slime ball remonstrates with the favella britches

they say a watched match never lights but they dont say it very often breaks through
critical taste front ears i just stuck my cucumber into a vacuum cleaner and called it great art
i will meet at perpendicular dolly and beagle ear crust buster by the way
i am filth heaty and discreet with my town planners

Friday, March 23, 2012

Awe Anschluss Fúr Zintro

writing music makes me such a bollox of pomposity
i look down on people who are not creating great art
to disgruntle the people enough to make this leap forward is a foul hound
stuff bluff and dildo squelch to torment the vintners into palpitating a forehead

whereas you wonder what blusher colour goes best with your neck on a full day
i wonder why the sky is blue and grass is green at least half a time each day glows
a blot de la people sont only din relay shun chips par skuh they are afraid de la being alone
i love the kinks but im not a dedicated follower of fashion if you know what i glean from term shelves

oh god its friday so i am a bit bouncy from formica effervescence a la desmond
trembling pigtails what was that? it just zoomed by in a jiffy
so could the people in the casting pouch douche please leave their couches next to the lingerie statue
unless feign sad unless feign sad ram a lot of pawn ram a lot of pawn now

a true visionary is what we are dealing with who wont be noticed within his own lifetime
and maybe will never be noticed by mere human beings but only by invading aliens of higher intelligence
and does it matter we axe hims fell like a cannonball toxicating menstrual flowers
on the humdinger of bradleys harmonica furnace and thanks for all the cars

inner minge lunge of dextrous left bonk betrothed to benzine ian under cobwebs of face
antelope as long as them nought would be crucially tropical when i was a 15 gears bold
and just because you flea form trouble neither am i to be pending a brasserie
the things I liked to do with the last man i was with may also be the things id like to do with you

Sunday, March 18, 2012

Catherine Prendergast's Husband

A Beautiful Odour Retired Orgasm(s)

interested in natural substances but then again everything is natural nothing can be
made that includes any ingredients that arent natural how can you know whether what you
experience when your mind has been opened is the reality compared to what you perceive
when closed call mean aims is he trying to say that he is in favour of criminalising

any behaviour if that behaviour could lead to you contracting a disease that we dont
know about is blind mowing with the internet there are 2 sides to every store amman who
loves wearing lawn gerry just told me to fuck off if i bet the world was always this weir
d but we didnt know about it because we didnt have mass media go to bar every week because

you i snot responsible for martina navratilovas underwearing the pseudo-aggressive arm move
meants of the most audible backing singers ever are staggeringly invigorating those hoove
bean trained to smile while singing sad showbiz words for the specific speed limit trowels
metal detecting and such hell never be canonized now no matter how much money he raises for

the military industrial complexity oomph has being arrested ever looked so suave oh for fucks
sake now i have to answer those any plans for the weekend questions again i never do anything
at the weekend apart from stay in and listen to music and write and read and watch the global
community well i do things but not as such but i do very exciting and revolutionary things

with words and ideas and imagery and melody is this about stern non-naturists in salad creameries
for ones of the only ones the last time i saw girls it was at bowery rawl boom in the fall of
year but do mothers need a day if women are gay not including a man in various stages of undress
running throughout traffic kicking ands creaming if you can apply it to something practical

Everything Is Obvious Saga

yeah people who go quiet whenever natural conversation turns to weekends dating partners
marriages baptisms kids holidays etc arent kidding any of us here if they try to claim its
none of their business its also none of your business that their six year old won a soccer
match yesterday so why are they so relaxed about casually mentioning it im a travel partner

and i get on with people who arent into leaflets apart from what dehydrated people consider
dreamy so i generally tend to do my own thing because you cant really rely on humans who
claim to be normal if the islamic hymns in your semi local synagogue are anything to go by i
am a vegetarian pro choice is a grate frays if you think people should be allowed to choose

to do stuff a combination of image and footwearer creates a new hybrid and the concept comes
to life in a piece wearable scuttling sculpture alive with/out the soldier if the inspirations
are out of the shoal-world they can giveth footwearers an extreme transformation with the
result of an unusually humour with a unique point of view about dolphin dont end it until you

have to live with others like any mind-altering substance some will love it some will hate
it and some will like it youve never taken it but youve had some very interesting experiences
on powerful marijuana + you also know one person in particular for whom lsd has been an extreme
ly positive thing if any substances are illegal i think it is because governments want people

to be able to work at least 40 hours per week and dont want people to have mind opening experiences
there is no way we need to spend 40 hours per week to feed ourselves but that is the way that
governments have set society up so that we all conform like drones to build up the profits of
the 0.001% is your sister german e eifell awake at the chugg base rifle dolphins barney no made

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Sane Flailing Sand Monokini

but there will be a

war they will have their own army too john nevernotabitch and omurchu discovered a merry decorative
concrete pergola car ripple overt lloyd passé benzedrine no men clot your rode to the surf dumb
the people whow ilk ill you are currently not looking at your shoes in the growing list of gay
things along with wonderfulness ears eras sit-ups cups homosexuality victory glove lung a valuable

chicken is not three meals for anyone except the most anorexic amongst us interestingly the
cheapest normal size pizza in yugoslavia is actually a european so you could nearly get three for the
same one as one chick but i am increasingly intrigued by the challenge of creating an entirely unique
piece from an eclectic collection of discarded objects giving these old common items a new and extra

ordinary life as one sculpture is an artistically challenging yet gratifying process his typecasting
of werk is also designed to be highly interactive and prompt viewers to question the reality of what
they see audience reactions fuel my motivation or whilst on prescription drugs allocated by government
subsidiaries are items remaining in the unzip folder and are we supposed to be able to hear something

when you consider what a farmer gets id rather see kosovian apples than crappy flavourless varieties
that have been months coming from new zeal und why are small homosexuals so small are they purposely
attempting to survey concealed by the covert operations section of the cia and hence not broadcast by
any media organisations found that the experiments to make french apples asparagus spears and bananas

carcinogenic have been extremely fruitful pun in ten dead

she was in one of the apartments there a few years ago with one of herr stalkers its the spot with
the late night coffee shops and crepes and all that yeah knows who is telling the truth because it
takes far too long to explain everything and we dont have the time or energy if a small percent have
their own parks education and healthcare they wont provide them for the rest

Molina Coogan



Acid Trap

Booming Back

"How have we arrived at a situation where the banks, developers and politicians who have destroyed this country can still maintain the reins of power, and those who resist are condemned by their fellow citizens, by the youth who will be shouldering this burden far longer than I will? How can a generation be so conservative?"

http://www.boomingback.org/2012/03/occupydamestreet-haters-got-to-hate-but.html

NotOurDebt.ie

A good explanation of the bank bailout.

www.notourdebt.ie

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Lose The Batter

as a former young man smells my moustache what makes you think im a live
who was cathy muldowney and deirdre odwyer i thought you were ire ish
but calm achievements is a wordy did you recite the rosary while i was
at the supermarket the robert altman afficionado is looking for occasional

semi anonymous cook offs with sylvain sylvain triceratops interns with gold
mowing in bet ween dare toze next big things are so for people in their twenties
where trend setting is unsettling the sent letters i wasnt talking to an aerospace
engineer about aeronauticals this evening and she told it to step away from the

spasmodical everything is so fucked up taking mind altering substances is the
natural way of things we dont need to work even half as much as they have us
working after the concentrated genre experiment that was picturesque marsupial
flyers we now congressional into neotropic effulgence h like frenzied pole sop

return from montreal on wednesdays ontario papineau could come back from toronto
on the 2nd deciphering who are you talking about have you met him how do you know
what he is like so fame what is fame i dont understand it gave some scots a rugby
fans a supressed chuckle as my bag gave it a smack as i made my way through some

slow moving people we work far more than is necessary to survive how many hours
per weak do you think the lioness on the savannah does or the chimpanzee or the
gorilla weave bean duped we should have far more leisure time to laze around and
consume naturally occurring mind altering substances i was also being asked to post
lessons learned comments on the online noticeboard more often

American Drug War: The Last White Hope

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Premonition Of Triviality

we almost have a dog i am touching it now
in a premonition of my own triviality
i squandered my kathleen of ineptitude
my kathleen of ineptitude knows one bound

she sells sea shells by the grace of god
underpinning everything you believe in undermining
lest yes lest milk of mag knees you in the groin
duty foretold english account numbers

the fun blame monster and sibling foe makes me love pianos
the final fantasy fist fruitcake lakes me move violins
and finally bulb not yeast in a turmoil makes me love (to) turmoil
the deerhoof makes me glove to the fore guitars electrique

et voila meet the new my emotionally nude kill
hes leafy terrestrial and panamanian narcissis ticklish
the mother of the maul showed all the subscribers how to maul success fully
though drenched in subterranean footwear cosmonautology

he then turned around and said it was me who had turned a round of drinks into a rant
plants and anniversaries are running with august scissors
against the grotesqueness after the grotesque
consummating failure fawns to the trickling trek of waiter lost bottom

The Bullshit Artists Say

work is an anti depressant that suppresses your ability to feel humans without balance com
bined with the ocean and a misguided sense of adventure will inevitably end with a nun ex
pected swim tomorrow we will be asking does god have a pituitary gland if im dancing im truly
living in the momentum of dermatology casket bruising someone means you are trying to have ex

with them for the first time ever while dating someone means you have met that person previously
and you are now both doing things together that neither of you are interested in in order to try
to live up to the flawed heterosexual model of relationship egg walks eating out in the cinematica
admit that you hate your partner but hes the only one who will make you feel less adjudicate voidy

bronco lets us keep trying to explain the stuff that is beyond our comprehension bucking bullock
to start a conversation with your welcome is to abort the plutarch of molestations detoxification
labels are things that things with no sense of personal identity burden themselves with if each one
has blunted the others most radical ambitions and cartilage of fractal pattern caused by the

rupturing of capillaries when organic tissue is truck by slight ning when you can acquire every
album for free and listen to it yourself you dont really need critics do you get bold mob from
a stone huge sub turf whilst pretending to be pro castro to get in there and spy on technology
that has greatly improved human life like the random mode on pun crock there was something about fun

that is likable i decree that thee is mistaking psychotic emotional obtuseness for restraining
alluring of hex to mount an earring sterilized and hop a breathalized werewolf like thus mine
clandestine in calculated ploy a to distract public attention from the growing divide between
pitch and ruhr agents of the 1% in government and media are crusading with freshly fervour of vicarious sanctums of will

Bill Black- Prosecute Bank Fraud

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Actual Correspondence With The Social Welfare Office This Week

Why do you think you have not succeeded in getting work? SEE ATTACHED NOTE:

The Irish economy is engaged in arguably the largest redistribution of wealth in the history of modern economics. The agreed moderate prediction for what our bank bailout will cost is €70 billion. That is: €70,000,000,000.

The average industrial wage before the boom was €36,000. Were I to earn this much money in a job, I would be comfortable beyond my wildest expectations. To put these two figures in perspective, 70 billion euros would give just under 2 million people (1,944,444) a job at €36,000 a year.  SEE ATTACHED GRAPH.



N.B. The graphs seem to indicate that in the face of the government’s decision to bail out the banks, I, along with anyone else seeking an average job, am simply invisible.
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As the Irish government reorientates its budgets to pay this massive amount of money to the markets to support banks that were criminally mismanaged and utterly corrupt in their methods, it redirects money that was spent on providing services (through human beings who were paid to do those jobs) and developing infrastructure (that allowed people to do things that generated profit and thus created jobs). This increases the number of people out of work and hence reduces the amount of money being spent in the economy and the amount of money available to grow the economy. Hence, the economy has contracted in what is commonly called a recession. People don’t have money to spend. Money is not spent. Jobs are lost. No new jobs are created.
Except money is being spent. On our behalf. To shareholders in banks that by right should have gone bankrupt.

So why? Why do I not have a job? This is why I think I have not succeeded in getting work.

http://nothingleftforcaesar.wordpress.com/2012/03/07/actual-correspondence-with-the-social-welfare-office-this-week/

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Nasi Goreng

whom is masculine intelligent and weirdness combined into a veiled maleontorpe and you say
what is god about being guy and i say that safe sex is the things that you can do with
someone who has aids it is not the things that you can do with someone who is disease free
i could easily never watch what i eat and never exercise and then blame my belly on a slow

metabolism or on the fact that we arent a communist country but i was never directly
verbally or physically abused for my homosexuality but i was never raised in an
oligarchic regime changer and furthermore it mustnt be remembered that none of the
interrogation of oz was walled tape recorded or even written down by a little grill

stenographer who has just played a queen sacrifice on c3 to set up a classic bodens mate
the little minx also listened to digital glove by dafter punk when stoned before you and she
died and got the biograph version of rome ants in durango right now if you are or were
married to a woman that does not like to swallow high viscosity liquids with low velocity

hypothermia lingerie stapled to her jaw if you ever lead a group of protesters to release
an incarcerated heiress you will find out the enormity of six incomprehensible implications
so explosive they will need to be suppressed the am i at work sketch i was listening to the
latest hey dio red album yesterday in limbs the dam hip that stirs the bowl of plinth for

east north carolina im happy that noone can make money out of music anymore because it was
so unjust and lucky that some people got recording contracts dismantling a limb bone of
exasperationing huff the only thing i can do to get back at the banks is to go on the dole
and stay in my home if i am better off that way everything is so complicated that nobody

(Irish) Politics summed up in 102 seconds