30 Problems That Introverts Might Understand.

1. Practicing conversations with people you’ll never talk to.

2. When you want to cut all ties to civilization but still be on the internet.

3. When your friend wants to invite more people over, and you don’t want to sound like a bad person by saying no.

4. When spending a heavenly weekend alone means that you’re missing out on time with friends.

5. And you fear that by doing so, you are nearing ‘hermit’ status.

6. When your ride at a party doesn’t want to leave early, and no one seems to understand your distress.

7. Trying to be extra outgoing when you flirt so your crush doesn’t think you hate them.

8. That feeling of dread that washes over you when the phone rings and you’re not mentally prepared to chat.

9. When you have an awesome night out, but have to deal with feeling exhausted for days after the fact.

10. People saying “Just be more social.”

11. When you’re able to enjoy parties and meetings, but after a short amount of time wish you were home in your pajamas.

12. Staying up late every night because it’s the only time that you can actually be alone.

13. People making you feel weird for wanting to do things by yourself.

14. Having more conversations in your head than you do in real life.

15. The need to recharge after social situations.

16. People calling you out for day dreaming too much.

17. Carrying a book to a public place so no one will bug you, but other people take that as a conversation starter.

18. People interrupting your thoughts, and you get irrationally angry.

19. Having to say “I kind of want to spend some time by myself” when you have to deal with that friend that always wants to hang out.

20. When you’re asked to do a group project, and know that you’re going to hate every minute of it.

21. When you hear the question “Wanna hang out?”, and your palms start to sweat with anxiety.

22. When you hear, “Are you OK?” or “Why are you so quiet?” for the umpteenth time.

23. Having visitors stay with you is a nightmare, because it means you have to be on at ALL TIMES.

24. When people stop inviting you places because you’re the one that keeps canceling plans.

25. Being horrified of small talk, but enjoying deep discussions.

26. When you need to take breaks and recharge after socializing for too long.

27. The requirement to think introspectively rather than go to someone else with your problems.

28. Not wanting to be alone, just wanting to be left alone. And people not understanding that.

29. When people mistake your thoughtful look for being shy, or worse, moody.

30. That people need to know that you aren’t mad, depressed or anti-social. You just need to not talk to anyone for a while. And that’s okay.

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2. When and how did you decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you may grow out of?
4. Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
5. Do your parents know you are straight? Do your friends?
6. Why do you insist on flaunting your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet? and/or do Your roommates know?
7. Why do heterosexuals put so much emphasis on sex?
8. Why do heterosexuals feel compelled to introduce others to their lifestyle?
9. A disproportionate majority of child molesters are heterosexual. Do you consider it wise to expose children to heterosexual teachers?
10. Just what do men and women do in bed together?
11. Bearing in mind the current divorce rate, why are there so few stable relationships between heterosexuals?
12. Considering the menace of overpopulation, how could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual?
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14. Would you want your child to be heterosexual, knowing the problems they would face?
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with judy denchs stunt treble who was in miami last weekend and i feed her in
the nanny for that atrociously fake looking fall off the horse in shake spear in
love well i know stunt quadruples are accustomed to getting kneed in the proverbials

but i think trebles only tend to get elbowed in the back bottom believe in the
people in a city give them an environment to be creative create a scene dont worry
about money to publish highly sensible information that was previously delivered
to a doorstep in an elongated aquamarine bloat if it aint broke dont break it i

was always saving up for the day i would run away and live the dream i have done
that now and i dont worry about money anymore not furious hi my name is dj give me a
a piece of paper of the least adversarial established system within the orifices of
the small balls final days of society of tarpaulin flower pot imagine how depressed

i would be living in a little dark hole in damp dublin lonely and scrimping on money
i always knew that i wouldnt like being a dj so i never wanted to be one then i just
got offered a job and the feedback was good so my ego snowballed now im easily hurt
people discussed me like a guy whos about to scorch the ceiling of a ballrooms nether

the funeral of someones daughter of someone else and a late someone else descended
into chaotic scenes as someones aunt was escorted out of the service by someones
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awareness except perhaps of dolphins and elephants so you go into a store and

guy tells you price is 200 dollars but he can give it to you for 170 if you
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to feel like a punk again not the middle of the road shithead that ive slipped
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lick its arse in the hope that that they can be perceived to be discerning i
know you are in pain and trying to cope as best you can you didnt ask to be born

either oblivious accessory for the life changing job interview to celebrate the
201st anniversaire of the reinvention of the wheelie youre feverishly researching
penis from heaven do i need to worship jesus in order to know that i shouldnt
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iota coagulation has done for the peruvians what improvisational apparatus boot
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