How To Be An Enigma - coming to you courtesy of http://fillingemptyingandscratching.blogspot.com/
Being mysterious is something alluring to many people. Movies, books and the media are constantly cultivating an aura around characters that always leaves you wanting more. So what is it about certain people that makes them so alluring. They are enigmas. Follow these few steps to be an enigma to your friends and family, and be alluring to all you meet.
1) Practice saying as little about yourself as possible when interacting with others. Ask other people about themselves and listen intently without interrupting too frequently.
2) Try to stay away from places where you will run across many people you know. Create a sense that you shop, eat and socialize somewhere no one else knows about.
3) Dress in an understated and fashionable way. Cultivate a sense of fashionable difference from what is trendy.
4) Be nonchalant about most things. Say unexpected things that people wouldn't expect you to say then return to being unaffected and aloof.
5) Limit access to your home and personal information. Take time to cultivate interests in different and off-beat things that others may not know about or think that you would have knowledge of.
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Trembling Pigtails
Trembling Pigtails
we are a gay couple in the throes of wearing garish jumpers and settle down for mice crispies and steel
we arent a couple toying with the idea of opening up to the extra curricular
have you seen the crotches of the black men well i daresay it gives us the full range of emotions
drivel drove me to tallahassee for the celibate fair just like it feels to be weighted on hand and foot
im amused for chrysler and if youre lookin for comedy geniuses look no further than caroline ahearne
and sascha baron cohen and while we are at it how come divorced women never git sick
of me saying hairy mad a brittle pram its fleece was white as ice pamper trufflé
just like pop undervaluing staplers wishing everyone alive would want denser dancers in stead of answers
baulking at the dearth of comfort in discombobulation elation she stooped to cross the toad
what a lot of wannabe pay rents dont realise iz that for a lot of us life is just about getting through
by upsetting the balance with the finnish mum of plus hospitalization in the yeah men
will you be my sweetheart in the coalmine of our caligula soot or in deedy dundalk menopauses
ive come up with more original ideas in one day than most people come up with in a day and a half
of behemoth globule less crows flew across the sky today than yes you wish then closure of
if only i had known that ball bearings are prohibited in this swimming pool then
i would have said that i am in love with you but i just dont love you
in case skewed balloon peanuts come back from the head i will prove to be a reality nice person
who loves to make people shimmer when i am on my brunch lake in a little yellow rowing boat
that was bought for me by the queen said the pert inert negro du rotunda when the street corner
gigolo grabbed and boldly sold the intoxication of his artifice to the pleading whorehouse fag ends
we are a gay couple in the throes of wearing garish jumpers and settle down for mice crispies and steel
we arent a couple toying with the idea of opening up to the extra curricular
have you seen the crotches of the black men well i daresay it gives us the full range of emotions
drivel drove me to tallahassee for the celibate fair just like it feels to be weighted on hand and foot
im amused for chrysler and if youre lookin for comedy geniuses look no further than caroline ahearne
and sascha baron cohen and while we are at it how come divorced women never git sick
of me saying hairy mad a brittle pram its fleece was white as ice pamper trufflé
just like pop undervaluing staplers wishing everyone alive would want denser dancers in stead of answers
baulking at the dearth of comfort in discombobulation elation she stooped to cross the toad
what a lot of wannabe pay rents dont realise iz that for a lot of us life is just about getting through
by upsetting the balance with the finnish mum of plus hospitalization in the yeah men
will you be my sweetheart in the coalmine of our caligula soot or in deedy dundalk menopauses
ive come up with more original ideas in one day than most people come up with in a day and a half
of behemoth globule less crows flew across the sky today than yes you wish then closure of
if only i had known that ball bearings are prohibited in this swimming pool then
i would have said that i am in love with you but i just dont love you
in case skewed balloon peanuts come back from the head i will prove to be a reality nice person
who loves to make people shimmer when i am on my brunch lake in a little yellow rowing boat
that was bought for me by the queen said the pert inert negro du rotunda when the street corner
gigolo grabbed and boldly sold the intoxication of his artifice to the pleading whorehouse fag ends
One Of Them Is A Man
One Of Them Is A Man
the 45 items of insanely went to pot as the person who would sicken a cleveland golfers hole
if he could went to drimnagh without so much as a kiss goodbye to his depraved fiancés mother in law
and even as my employers continue to weigh my pages of the cindy kit i am freely to dosh the wishes
of the inscrutable knuckle duster on the first time you used softer porn to balance the beamer
hap birth how does it feel to be whatever age you are eating levi tayto for is understandable hogwash
you were showboating it goodo when the rashers fell from the rafter kneelers pine fore told
id give him a 9 out of 9 for cuteness but only if bryan can invite carnage to the sun ffair
diphtheria is as valuable as a cat collage is as valuable as a cat college
i keep reaching different new and more exciting plateaus while writing this tune
the reason milkmen worship the dolmen is not known by hypochondriacs so put that
in your scrotum and ejaculate it into the camouflaged milk mug at mcgoverns corner and beale st
passion is a bonus but mahogany is a dénouement of the paté pláta there at the kerb
if you like my lies they are on special offer at walmart all next week
you have no right to with your arm shang from that tree unless it is part of the stat(c)ute
humans arent entitle d to rights anyway where did that come from yowza hen diet
attracted to humble con fid entertaining people who did interesting lie come down in the last supper
you are the integral cog of straddling llamas auf fantabulous german beatnik cravings
surrounding the hordes of breastfeeding women who are resistably drawn towards exacerbating
rorys carburettor twist whilst in the midst of exercising its freedom to stand and deliver
was obtrusive to say the least about guitar accessories whose lives are pure genius
the 45 items of insanely went to pot as the person who would sicken a cleveland golfers hole
if he could went to drimnagh without so much as a kiss goodbye to his depraved fiancés mother in law
and even as my employers continue to weigh my pages of the cindy kit i am freely to dosh the wishes
of the inscrutable knuckle duster on the first time you used softer porn to balance the beamer
hap birth how does it feel to be whatever age you are eating levi tayto for is understandable hogwash
you were showboating it goodo when the rashers fell from the rafter kneelers pine fore told
id give him a 9 out of 9 for cuteness but only if bryan can invite carnage to the sun ffair
diphtheria is as valuable as a cat collage is as valuable as a cat college
i keep reaching different new and more exciting plateaus while writing this tune
the reason milkmen worship the dolmen is not known by hypochondriacs so put that
in your scrotum and ejaculate it into the camouflaged milk mug at mcgoverns corner and beale st
passion is a bonus but mahogany is a dénouement of the paté pláta there at the kerb
if you like my lies they are on special offer at walmart all next week
you have no right to with your arm shang from that tree unless it is part of the stat(c)ute
humans arent entitle d to rights anyway where did that come from yowza hen diet
attracted to humble con fid entertaining people who did interesting lie come down in the last supper
you are the integral cog of straddling llamas auf fantabulous german beatnik cravings
surrounding the hordes of breastfeeding women who are resistably drawn towards exacerbating
rorys carburettor twist whilst in the midst of exercising its freedom to stand and deliver
was obtrusive to say the least about guitar accessories whose lives are pure genius
Vaudeville Toilet For The It
Vaudeville Toilet For The It
the it cris-cross waddle beseeches you to pale the drinkers of what comes out of penises faces
until white brethren scoff at the idea l hung between twindows of cow in sill flats on wexford
eastern sieve brie and the they how come nice slate bamboo rifling flashing green hoard
i kneed a new couch and it is really sore coz the edge is were reasonably sharpish
some people look for relationship with the first person first and then to be friends with the person
whereas i see you as friend a who relations have i with i crawled out your name
on the revelations of the vacationing cat i will be squandered with run dmc followed by sharon shannon
when you modernise a fringes cat you let yourself in for what once was a stamen
its easier to not eat when youre hungry than to eat when youre not hungarian
if you love pop music that doesnt become popular does that mean you love catchy music that is not stupid
yes looked at the invalid facilitate while the gnostic farmer rhythm bound his eye lead
beaming with dim deal gorgonzola revenues for the narrated those immortal word say
amazing urine left tolstoy butragueno weeping unnecessarily after bagging the role
of gee whizzing bi plural cosmonaut with preamble coatbooks dining on puck flans with opportune fries
where your wife lost a finger print mind your own biscuits go use to it use fast
underwhelming one minute thankyous with such dogged determination of other men to step into the coat
it takes an awful lot of delicious cow to cause the shiver in the sneeze and does the shiver cause the sneeze
or does the sneeze pre-empt the river of cacophony blended to the thin line between sweetness and
my balls comfortably hang in that frustrating chasm between jazz and pop
a true visionary will make the sounds that loves his head love but society will learn to love
the it cris-cross waddle beseeches you to pale the drinkers of what comes out of penises faces
until white brethren scoff at the idea l hung between twindows of cow in sill flats on wexford
eastern sieve brie and the they how come nice slate bamboo rifling flashing green hoard
i kneed a new couch and it is really sore coz the edge is were reasonably sharpish
some people look for relationship with the first person first and then to be friends with the person
whereas i see you as friend a who relations have i with i crawled out your name
on the revelations of the vacationing cat i will be squandered with run dmc followed by sharon shannon
when you modernise a fringes cat you let yourself in for what once was a stamen
its easier to not eat when youre hungry than to eat when youre not hungarian
if you love pop music that doesnt become popular does that mean you love catchy music that is not stupid
yes looked at the invalid facilitate while the gnostic farmer rhythm bound his eye lead
beaming with dim deal gorgonzola revenues for the narrated those immortal word say
amazing urine left tolstoy butragueno weeping unnecessarily after bagging the role
of gee whizzing bi plural cosmonaut with preamble coatbooks dining on puck flans with opportune fries
where your wife lost a finger print mind your own biscuits go use to it use fast
underwhelming one minute thankyous with such dogged determination of other men to step into the coat
it takes an awful lot of delicious cow to cause the shiver in the sneeze and does the shiver cause the sneeze
or does the sneeze pre-empt the river of cacophony blended to the thin line between sweetness and
my balls comfortably hang in that frustrating chasm between jazz and pop
a true visionary will make the sounds that loves his head love but society will learn to love
Stay Put
Stay Put
mr teetering on the edge of broken dexterity is more important than the cow on the street of india
i have just realised that me saying i am worried about you really means that i am worried about myself
and how i will cope if you die as my clock slides off the slice if you know when you feel
so sad that you just cant stop laughing well theres a naked male pensioner crawling up the stairs
i am inflicting a tapestry onto the plethora of options open to me vis a vis tadpoles
while rifling through back cattle hogs of duplicitous cork bands
where lambchop smog ends and manitoba red nap sends registered heifers to the cloud
of tablecloth scattertrains lynch pining the folded up newspaper i will later digest
pad tolls are getting rid of a few outstanding splinters on soma hex dual tryst split
of penultimate roster slope gel ignited tar pauline we will confess to the sole vaulter
i blame the parents of the grandparents for what you have become bad at jogger observation and
as the tears roll down my wall i feel the supernatural flanker nudism engulfing your tooth
shortly after your first mouth wash i could see limp wristed donkeys walking down the garden path
towards my unfrequented wheelbarrow neckties which were overgrown with compact risks
being rug positions never on display in kitchen outlet premises
i say the bee should be positioned on the rug side of the rug nearest to the niagaras of the presenter
bread as toast leaves me skep tickle for silver now that the stifled breadbones in my neck
look like a prim rose in your hedge as if when davids last raccoon made a face at your girlie
bug hum that had a lot on my plate whence i would skidaddle around the house with snotty tissues
on monday mornings without the scent of steel brawn on my bare white knuckles
mr teetering on the edge of broken dexterity is more important than the cow on the street of india
i have just realised that me saying i am worried about you really means that i am worried about myself
and how i will cope if you die as my clock slides off the slice if you know when you feel
so sad that you just cant stop laughing well theres a naked male pensioner crawling up the stairs
i am inflicting a tapestry onto the plethora of options open to me vis a vis tadpoles
while rifling through back cattle hogs of duplicitous cork bands
where lambchop smog ends and manitoba red nap sends registered heifers to the cloud
of tablecloth scattertrains lynch pining the folded up newspaper i will later digest
pad tolls are getting rid of a few outstanding splinters on soma hex dual tryst split
of penultimate roster slope gel ignited tar pauline we will confess to the sole vaulter
i blame the parents of the grandparents for what you have become bad at jogger observation and
as the tears roll down my wall i feel the supernatural flanker nudism engulfing your tooth
shortly after your first mouth wash i could see limp wristed donkeys walking down the garden path
towards my unfrequented wheelbarrow neckties which were overgrown with compact risks
being rug positions never on display in kitchen outlet premises
i say the bee should be positioned on the rug side of the rug nearest to the niagaras of the presenter
bread as toast leaves me skep tickle for silver now that the stifled breadbones in my neck
look like a prim rose in your hedge as if when davids last raccoon made a face at your girlie
bug hum that had a lot on my plate whence i would skidaddle around the house with snotty tissues
on monday mornings without the scent of steel brawn on my bare white knuckles
Rhinestone Etching
Rhinestone Etching
if you believe that not every child should be born starving learn the woodys one-two its a left hook followed by an
uppercut and thats boxing terminology sir boxing terminology if people really wanted to do something good for the
environment they would either kill themselves or not create children of the 16th chilean miner on his way up but he
may have shallow vein thrombosis in the story that has captured the imagination of the people who watch what is reported
to them on television follow the things that are reported to them who news channels digress to include if you dont
give me a car i will find out your name and i will write it on a piece of paper for now is not the time to kill someone
i dont want to regret that i spent my life working instead of indulging my passions of music writing and creating art
from photographic imagery but i do think that humans are only capable of enjoying themselves 2 days out of 7
and you make me want to be an aids riddled gigolo strung out on heroin pills but what the hey its worth it for all the
pebbles although the trees may only grow leaves it is in winter that books are read aloud upon a certain branch if a
delectable swan is detectable reflecting on an elephants back but little to louis knowledge she only believed in religions
bluer than midnight by the lake how dare you give as good as you just got by the pond are you going to ask me why i
was asking you about them if you make me want to be a better mannequin what a single mother would say on the night she
lost herr cherry coke beggars the leaf but as with all of his puking he decided that it tasted better on his hips whenever
father bobby should always be watching out for his mother who was painting the upstairs balcony first discovered her
beloved husband counting leaves on her favourite bedspread she was to discover this many times that day with his favourite
knickers on my ear he bolted down rasputins laneway with a certain trajectory that was all his own really do wap
im sorry mister bossy but i only believe in all religions and shaving on a friday was not a religion the last time i
looked in the bibble sang your daddys car at my sexual factory addition oh you are right the first time they actually
are hooves oh you will understand it when you are seventy one but by then it will be a tool eight feet taller than a rule
if you believe that not every child should be born starving learn the woodys one-two its a left hook followed by an
uppercut and thats boxing terminology sir boxing terminology if people really wanted to do something good for the
environment they would either kill themselves or not create children of the 16th chilean miner on his way up but he
may have shallow vein thrombosis in the story that has captured the imagination of the people who watch what is reported
to them on television follow the things that are reported to them who news channels digress to include if you dont
give me a car i will find out your name and i will write it on a piece of paper for now is not the time to kill someone
i dont want to regret that i spent my life working instead of indulging my passions of music writing and creating art
from photographic imagery but i do think that humans are only capable of enjoying themselves 2 days out of 7
and you make me want to be an aids riddled gigolo strung out on heroin pills but what the hey its worth it for all the
pebbles although the trees may only grow leaves it is in winter that books are read aloud upon a certain branch if a
delectable swan is detectable reflecting on an elephants back but little to louis knowledge she only believed in religions
bluer than midnight by the lake how dare you give as good as you just got by the pond are you going to ask me why i
was asking you about them if you make me want to be a better mannequin what a single mother would say on the night she
lost herr cherry coke beggars the leaf but as with all of his puking he decided that it tasted better on his hips whenever
father bobby should always be watching out for his mother who was painting the upstairs balcony first discovered her
beloved husband counting leaves on her favourite bedspread she was to discover this many times that day with his favourite
knickers on my ear he bolted down rasputins laneway with a certain trajectory that was all his own really do wap
im sorry mister bossy but i only believe in all religions and shaving on a friday was not a religion the last time i
looked in the bibble sang your daddys car at my sexual factory addition oh you are right the first time they actually
are hooves oh you will understand it when you are seventy one but by then it will be a tool eight feet taller than a rule
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