Thursday, December 30, 2010

Toasted Heretic - Charm and Arrogance - brilliant lyrics and a brilliant melody

It is a shame that there is no YouTube link to the melody of this song.

Charm and Arrogance ->


Very broad of shoulder, slightly less of mind
Here is the boy she left behind
His the behind she left before she met me.. honestly

And he says "hey" and I say "what"
And he says, "What cha got that I ain't got?"
And I say "pardon?" and he says "Hey!, what's she see in you anyway?"

And I say
"Well I'm sexy as hell, I'm an excellent lover and reasonable cook,
She likes my wit, and the way that I spit
And she adores the narratorial voice of my book
Her love of my lyrics is only surpassed
By her great admiration for my vocal inflections
She approves of my charity, complexional clarity
Dress sense, intelligence, all day erections
Delights in my habit of quoting from Nabokov
Can't get enough of my Old-World gentility,
Thinks that my sketches of local letches,
Show an exceptional technical facility,
Found it charming that on my disarming a recent intruder
at four in the morning
I fined him his trousers, wallet and gun,
let him off with a warning, and forgot to tell anyone,

Some if not all of these characteristics
Lead to her lipstick's being on me."

Toasted Heretic - You Make Girls Unhappy

Toasted Heretic - You Can Always Go Home

Jarvis Cocker v Michael Jackson

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

cow man

Boxers Hat

The Beautiful Stories Of Pulp

See also: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulp_(band)

From: http://allmusic.com/artist/pulp-p19990/biography

Most bands hit the big time immediately and fade away, or they build a dedicated following and slowly climb their way to the top. Pulp didn't follow either route. For the first 12 years of their existence, Pulp languished in near total obscurity, releasing a handful of albums and singles in the '80s to barely any attention. At the turn of the decade, the group began to gain an audience, sparking a remarkable turn of events that made the band one of the most popular British groups of the '90s. By the time Pulp became famous, the band had gone through numerous different incarnations and changes in style, covering nearly every indie rock touchstone from post-punk to dance. Pulp's signature sound is a fusion of David Bowie and Roxy Music's glam rock, disco, new wave, acid house, Europop, and British indie rock. The group's cheap synthesizers and sweeping melodies reflect the lyrical obsessions of lead vocalist Jarvis Cocker, who alternates between sex and sharp, funny portraits of working class misfits. Out of second-hand pop, Pulp fashioned a distinctive, stylish sound that made camp into something grand and glamorous that retained a palpable sense of gritty reality.

Jarvis Cocker formed Pulp in 1978, when he was 15 years old. Originally called Arabicus Pulp, the first lineup consisted of schoolmates of Cocker. After a year, the band's name was truncated to Pulp. While they were in school, Pulp performed a handful of gigs. The band recorded a demo sometime in 1980-1981, giving the tape to John Peel at one of his traveling shows. Peel liked the tape and invited the band to appear on his show. Pulp had their first Peel Session in November 1981. Instead of leading to record deals and pop stardom, Pulp's appearance on Peel led nowhere. Discouraged by the band's lack of success, every member but Cocker left the band in 1982 to go to university. The following year, Cocker assembled a new lineup which featured eight members, including keyboardist Simon Hinkler, who would later join the Mission. In this incarnation, Pulp had distinct folk overtones, as well as new wave underpinnings. The group landed their first record contract, releasing their debut album, It, in 1984. It didn't make much of an impact and the band fell apart again. After the second incarnation of Pulp disintegrated, Jarvis Cocker formed another version of the band, with guitarist/violinist Russell Senior, who became Cocker's first full-fledged collaborator. Cocker and Senior added drummer Magnus Doyle and bassist Peter Mansell to the group, as well as Tim Allcard, who did nothing but read poetry. Musically, Pulp backed away from the folky inclinations of It, adding keyboardist Candida Doyle in 1985, which led to a darker sound; shortly after her arrival, Allcard left the group. In 1985, Pulp released a series of singles on Fire Records. Just as their fortunes were looking up, Cocker became injured severely. As he was trying to impress a girl, he fell 30 feet out of a window, injuring his pelvis, foot, and wrist. For two months, he was confined to a wheelchair, but he performed concerts anyway.

Released in 1986, Pulp's second album, Freaks, was a dense, dark affair. Following its release, the band split during the filming of the video for "They Suffocate at Night." All of the members, except Cocker and Senior, left the group. For a year, the band was dormant, but Candida Doyle returned in 1987, with drummer Nick Banks and bassist Steven Havenhand joining shortly afterward. Havenhand was soon replaced by Anthony Genn, who was soon replaced by Steve Mackey. Although the group had a stable lineup, they weren't gaining much of a following. In 1988, Cocker moved to London with Mackey and began studying filmmaking at St. Martin's College. While he was studying, Pulp was offered the chance to record another album. The resulting album, Separations, was recorded in 1989 and reflected Cocker's newfound obsession with acid house but it also boasted some full-fledged pop songs. Separations was released nearly three years after it was completed. Cocker was prepared to stake out a career in film when a single from the album, "My Legendary Girlfriend," was released. NME named the song Single of the Week in 1991 and Pulp's career suddenly took off.

In early 1992, Pulp left Fire Records for Gift, and began releasing a series of singles that consolidated the success of "My Legendary Girlfriend." In particular, "Babies" earned the band a great deal of attention. "Babies" led to a contract with Island Records, their first major-label deal. Island released Pulpintro, a compilation of the Gift singles, as the band recorded its major-label debut, His 'n' Hers. Upon its spring 1994 release, His 'n' Hers earned positive reviews and became an unexpected success, reaching the British Top Ten; it was also nominated for the 1994 Mercury Award. For the rest of 1994 and the early part of 1995, Jarvis Cocker suddenly became omnipresent on British television. These suave, humorous television appearances became legendary, making Cocker somewhat of a national hero, as well as a sex symbol.

No matter how popular Jarvis Cocker had become, the band didn't break into the big time until they released "Common People." The single became a massive hit upon its May 1995 release, debuting at number two on the U.K. charts. In July, Pulp accepted a last-minute headlining slot at Glastonbury Festival when the Stone Roses had to cancel. Pulp's set was rapturously received, launching the band into superstar status in England and conveniently setting the stage for their forthcoming album, Different Class. During the recording of the album, guitarist Mark Webber -- the president of Pulp's fan club -- became a full-time member of the group. The first record to feature Webber was the double A-sided single, "Mis-Shapes" and "Sorted for E's & Wizz," which was released in August, two months before Different Class. The single became a number two hit, despite a major tabloid controversy over the lyrics to "Sorted."

Different Class arrived in late October to rave reviews throughout the British press. The album entered the charts at number one, going gold within its first week and platinum within the second. At the end of the year, the album topped many best-of-the-year lists. In February of 1996, Different Class was released in the United States to positive reviews. The massive fame and attention that Different Class brought Pulp influenced the direction of their follow-up, 1998's world-weary, paranoid This Is Hardcore. The album's troubled sound and somewhat mixed reception led some to speculate whether or not the group would continue; the band's members took some time to pursue side projects such as DJ-ing at various nightclubs and remixing tracks for artists like Black Box Recorder and Death in Vegas. Meanwhile, they continued to play live, performing at various festivals, including the Meltdown festival curated by Scott Walker. Walker proved such an inspiration for the group that Pulp hired him on as the producer of their new material after recording with Chris Thomas went unsatisfactorily. The resulting album, We Love Life -- its name inspired by the September 11 terrorist attacks -- was released in the fall of 2001 in the UK and in the spring of 2002 in the US to critical acclaim. In 2006, Cocker released a solo album entitled Jarvis.

The Perplexed Dog

The Hard Drinkin' Dog

Cassette Nostalgia

Ricky Tomlinson

Ricky Tomlinson About To Give Me Something At Wembley

Rita Tushingham in A Taste Of Honey

Saturday, December 18, 2010

We Are Not The Multi Chewed

it was the spare thought for a the multi chewed in us the worst brat for corbally a dietmar in broadbent
with orthomart heartbreak in gloucester abandoning not even tantalising krupps
income bent on the incumbent inca fortitude in a phone brush of course shes got
very milky buns shes from the internal server error in worcester sheer bluntly

youre more than well is this precipitationa ever going to cease descendinga
from the heavenly heavensa within the team i am adhering to there has been a flaw
dead lines on the projects that i have worked on so far have started copying matt
this helps to ensure that our projects are delivered on time and our revenue targets

are met offices even if i do say so to you there will never be another scotland onside
i was so dis orion tatlered that a gun seem to me but a gum stuck to a broom i always
take some prisoners i believe it is good manners it has sample sounds of the groans
of an older man from the south climaxing himself to climax but there are plenty more

fish in the fish and chip shop not into naturism under many circumference stances
i love to dress upstarts up in clothes that peel away the merry layers of dubrovnik
how intelligent the keep sheep and show cows are to know that they have figured out
that the grass is still moaning under the full snows sheets i am asleep i am asleep

so i cant imagine how bad it would be if i was awake i would have experienced this whilst ensconced in the firm froth
of wearing luminous brown slacks the northern ireland country slide resembles a not dissimilar to an ovarian biscuit
tin opener and on the disposable tea cups here it informs them that tea contributes to their daily fluid intake they
would never have known that the hunger would make them resourceful unless the big five were bursting for a piss

The Dirt Of Being A Trapeziumesque

The Dirt Of Being A Trapeziumesque

of different districts/neighbourhoods/cities now i will theorise that you will never really see or know
correct me if im wrong or paperback but it is part of one of the most gigantic urban conurbations in the world
i guess if you visited a picturesque opportunity with my email there is an obfuscating doorknob willowing
youth hell me you are a dote ah its a pleasure just to be a part of your life

shoe gives a hit what you can exterminate by calling it love
snake files all round for the fake smiles of the luminescent bodkin cleft pursed lips
and some say the dew dork knolls were the first leanings of pseudo of pun kitty but they
are so much a miniscule progression of drolling stains for the sand dunes on somme bleu

if there are any more rants in durango i will clean a stable full of wow dung
because it makes him feel sick when i tell him i like him a lot so we just express it
through the action of phoning every second day serving cheap or drinks meals
man with a soul here but dont foul in glove with mere coz i mane knot be a bull to re sip row kate bolsheviko

oh my god almightyo is there no end to the sexy men in the can that frankly can disco dance
of the several times i strapped the dildo on the wong ray wound that have hum back to flaunt me
this is the most oust handling severance hay whackage wrong the on way round to phillipes parlour
eeny meany my knee mows the grass while catching an african american by the toe grip

the maybe bakers make babies for the however you want to caw literary figurations of the flavouring
in alcoholic drinks cap sized before the brethren of our simmonsen
the hairy shoulders of the shareholders is causing chaos in the roared boom
i would never lie to you unless it benefitted me and i have nothing to benefit from you being late for work

Noel Coward Quote - about his importance

"My importance to the world is relatively small.
On the other hand, my importance to myself is tremendous.
I am all I have to work with, to play with, to suffer and to enjoy.
It is not the eyes of others I am wary of, but my own.
I do not intend to let myself down more than I possibly can help, and I find that the fewer illusions I have about myself or the world around me, the better company I am for myself."
~ Noel Coward

Faith Is A Joke

Jefferson

"Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because if there be one he must approve of the homage of reason more than that of blindfolded fear." -Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, August 10, 1787

Proof

"What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof." - Christopher Hitchens

Be careful if someone tells you they don't believe in sex before marriage

Friday, December 17, 2010

Bowie Quote

"Don't deceive with belief. Knowledge comes with death's release."
Simple, concise.
From the song "Quicksand".
From the album "Hunky Dory".
From the year 1971.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Davy Made A Little Fish (Rough Woof)

Davy Made A Little Fish (Rough Woof)

if you werent the least at a rack tv manno id ever est seen i would a say hello hah
you are going to be a non exist tent and when that time comes the hypocrisy of the iris
cat aholic lurch in the seven ties will may queue feel like a boney m number one darknessed
whats wrong with your trousers for the fifth quart of dolmen stalactite vitalin

wots midge ure bleedin problem said the rotund facsimile on corker street to innocent ole me
like a pear of tram lines intersecting at the crass road boogeying on down with the groovy
tunes the art of drinkin purring wad rookie into assemblage of the foetal divan hearse
mechanical mango need for persistent listening in order to understand the direction of the music

doesnt that just mean that the music doesnt follow predictable patterns a la pop
the impressario who couldnt masturbate his way out of their paper bag just brushed his hair
ok i will touch base with you later on about the heads up for taking this off line
mr darnielle just named the songs this way so that people would try to read something into it

it is a lovely lovely story heart-wrenching in fact but not really my type of usicm
high fives all around for the gut-scootering story but where is the tome of marjorie
there are too many public folders open at this point in time yes that is exactly what happened
he whipped it out when i bumped into him in the fruit and veg aisle yesterday phew

tell him people dont "buy" music anymore for it is the wrong "industry" to be in
on a completely unrelated point is he a rolling pin manufacturer if you know what i wear
you are the medium by which i exact my revenge upon the world for making me grow up
3 miles from portlouisiana dump lives a squalid and lives a flex of a knolled stereo

Precarious As A Humdinger

Precarious As A Humdinger

someone should die because they cant afford health care and someone should go broke coz they git sick
everyone is responsible for their own survival if somebody cant afford healthcare ask why is that
is it because they dont have a job that pays enough money if so why is that
because they arent as competitive in life as those who can afford healthcare

so why should those who (either by birth or by effort) are competitive enough to earn
enough money to afford healthcare why should they pay for other peoples healthcare
eating food is a form of healthcare because if you dont eat food you will die
so i suppose nobody should die because they cant afford food either

is everybody entitled to a roof over their heads also if a person is homeless i
assume that is because they cannot afford to pay rent and they refuse to build themselves a home
why should i pay for that i dont think anybody is entitled to anything
you go out and work for it i might sound callous and uncaring but it is really those

people who refuse to work who are uncaring ok what about the disabled why are they disabled
what happens to a disabled animal he dies what about people who are drug addicts because
they were given a terrible start in life by having no opportunities in a ghetto area
you know its tough but they are responsible for sorting themselves out

it worked as a failed experiment the grass they got in from indonesia for the picnic
but they have their share affair of good tuning forks packaged just the way you like also
those flarey trousers leave something to the imagination and to be honestly desired
thank god i didnt eat that burger yesterday it was nearly four oak lock

Estuary De La Goolies

Estuary De La Goolies

why have i belly the song the housewives love is on the say mal bum as the runk pock pastor niece
stop making me make you laugh in the detritus of of of our lounging
where did it all go wrong or was it ever going right i dont think sew
for the pare sun who wants less from life than dink dugs and a mendless a non e must essex

yamaha latin so please read instructions lackadaisically coz i taut about slitting my wrists
tonight for the first thigh mineral ong time is a jet plane
i have sorted out all my problems just stay in the job but underperform and if they sack you they sack you
then stay living where you are and pay the mortal gauge from my savings for 5 years while I drink mice elf

happy i have no things to worry about yay mute
i worry that if i let go into alcoholism i wont be able to get back out of it if i want or need to
music is so interlinked with my drinking there is little point in drinking if i cant listen to music
i counted four or five of my blessings today and they were somewhat mounted

the thing is you werent happy before you started drinking so the fact that you need a drink
now just to feel ok is the same situation as before you started wheres the howler
most of the rock music that i love is far more complex than the classical music for middlebrows
and its not about complexity anyway its about passion blended mesmerically to gloriously rhythmic melody

cheap electrical goods are so much more durable than expensive electrical goods
gymnastics and my mom both have special places in my heart of hearts
liberal people are usually bald but it depends upon how near you stand to your wall
when there are three people taking pictures of three other people thats when you need to re-examine

Saturday, December 11, 2010

Downright Salvo

Downright Salvo

i have just undone his belt with my big toe and his big toe and am now caressing his two bit unmentionables
with my foot he is moaning in delight or possibly not in the light
did he make two phone calls before falling asleep did he well did he he should of
ink a hoots a and i apologise proof uselessly for the gift of hugh merry

rescuers had sex with each other while waiting for the dog to emerge from its fully fledged
s+m owners period some transvestites can kick box while being admired and played with by
older gentlemen hot on the healing trail of winding down i cant find my favourite jumper anywhere
to far away grass i evoke a morass and it only costs one cent per microsecond

a ferret zone by any other mane likes flower dresses on neurotic tv presenter
inside perimeter in bucket shapes nuclear fizzy kiss onto the sheikhs of marbella
where the man who is in a relationship with one of is partners wears down how who
thats the mist important thang to swerve to avoid a smile that has no idea whats goin down

where the future red nudists play devils advert with a bucket and club in the sack
thats where the night-time mandolins will scupper a misty-eyed hatchet drowned
out by the exhausted screams of a teething baby only lies a wicker basket of posies
with fingers crossed this time next year we will hear the pitter patter of little raindrops

on the windows of your new home for this sunny weather is not suitable for our skin types the secretary
its ok you dont need to reply its not you its me i understand sorry for putting you in that position
not being embarrassed about your humanity is what enables you to be a writer
the underlying currant of this isnt real while being in great delight at a wedding

Dandruff Megalomania

Dandruff Megalomania

why do relatives you havent met in five years pretend we must meet up more often
and why do uncles that i obviously have nothing to chat about with get my phone number to meet up
die as a pamphlet live as an obituary run like the binned reach for the plastic velodromes
being a marker of creative projects is ridiculous just like all reviews are just opinion

and not everyone who reviews music is into passionate melody or stuff that sounds difficult
to understand how it was created you must feast on the munchkin labourers
nervy was the while being attached from the coal facing ten years of choice drole
its hard enough keeping in contact with your own siblings in tandem without this

when the remarkable shoelace caused me to comment on it it was sunny outside the
weak sons of wealthy women on the do beautiful exotic strange little rituals
pervy was the nile usurped is the pederast mown down whence one cowed facetious
did an experiment with dogs and saw that they can recognise their masters face

the chairs are on the fridge but there is no metaphor i could sleep on horse stylings
it is good to have some nerve it really really is from the ukelele led honduras babby
take fan shaver to charge bleating on kidding minister flop so it goes
some of the kings horses and some of the things men wouldnt put putty in heaven for barney

bawdy brandy sets your hearth on fine wins to peyote or anything with mescaline init
something with cachet something that appeals to peoples sense of themselves
do you love a song as much for what it says subliminally to your psyche about yourself
as you do for the sounds and its all a bit complex you just like what you like and you are weak :-)

The Unfortunate Cow Pat

The Unfortunate Cow Pat

thats the plan senorita watch this spice senorita thats a relief senorita thats a leaf relief
liaised oh lordy lord there is a whif of an entrée about that one pen window silled init i am
high at the prospect of highness to have you do something someone else would rugrat yoghurt tanktops
for scally wags tailgate wrapping serendipitous millimetres a round a bogus gelignite clubbers

or if cynthia nixon was a women then where is the cylinder that skidaddles to the pony soot
"i" am dead yes my "life" is over since i felt pictorial and perkiness probed it sway in too
mice hole like a dapple dagger youre such a placist for the lovely little boys and girls
and the mistakeable voice of a gormless singer stroking a chest prancer giddyo

the girls who change their stare highly once monthly are looking at a news reporter foot age
this toy lets the toilets confound the broil inside my head is irrelevantly just one of a billion
billion similar experiences so ive just got to make my head forget everything and enjoy
when the body has no car cow hide rate to burn what can it do but fern bat

by the way i am standing here nobody knows silver haired gentlemen of a certain disposition
with receding head hairlines and non receding facial hair turn mamma mia on and see
that aquamarine structure over there beneath the fence well that is a portaloo said uncle
jerry and another leaf turned oranger than the bottom bashing fornicators of wisdom

are now asking me to make myself moan to staff who ask the final romanian passengers
too bored to eliminate discriminate against caucasian bluebottles wife foot gets deeper
as you move moose to wards badgers in topography of pernickety if you perpetually
travel west at a particular speed you will never ever see night time again

Obstinate Leg

Obstinate Leg

dickhead people in their 40s and above saying things are shittier than they used to be
they dont realise it is them that has changed and they just have their memories of being
twentysomething and excited they just have no clue what it is like to be young and excited
in the current climate or to be a young person in the throes of not knowing life is not worth discovering

and if you follow the bible it is immoral to have any possessions or own a home
so dont move to the disco dance that fran is unable to perceive after midnighty
because the kingdom of heaven is beyond the reach of executives with german carz
that just tick so many boxes all i know is that there were original ass king prices

face tubes and turn your back on wires who mimic the female soap characters who are
nevernotabitch if you have been emailed pictures of a miniature schnauzer posing
with members of the cast of patch adams well his stage name is albert
this feeling of liberation during this mid-life (crisis) of embracing life

realising feeling good in every moment is the most important thing and feeling enlightened
above those who i dunno wotz goin on in them there headz but im not so inexperienced
as to not expect withdrawal symptoms and to be beaten down by life again but this time
i might just keep chasing and turn into an addict ha ha ha ha ha so all i do is drink now

and so i lay myself bare with these words a writer not afraid of looking stupid
a writer being honest about all his human frailties and it is the awareness of lifes specialness
that leads to this lack of worry that people will think he is an asshole for he is (i mean i must be high or low)
i appreciate life too much to not make every effort to feel great

worry about the consequences later and if they are too painful i can end it all then

written from the perspective of someone not me

Shook This Fit

Shook This Fit

all this shit of people judging those who drink a lot listen up
some people like some things and other people like other things
the top ten movie nerds of crawl time have just rung midas dore bell brung
this is my life and im gonna do what i like and i dont like hurting people

they are well able to hurt themselves by flicking coins into a warbling pelicans rust foam
i am in the false dawn of positivity created by a euphoric mid life crisis clutching at hedonism rendezvous
while people who cant speak irish or english or are trapped beneath the rubble of double earthquakes in sumatra
when if you drive on a parkway why dont they make the whole plane out of that

livin life at a red hound miles per hour not tryin to remember a thing just racing
it is a buzz yeah i know it cant last but not doin this is also shite and overall it probably evens out
pretending to be ultra happy is a good way of remaining reasonably content
pretending to see something wonderfully awesome is a great way of killing twenty seconds

the thrill of it all makes us pretend to adore the thrill of some of it
rock and roller blinds im only homophobic if one them is over sixty beers of cage
and one of them is under forty leers of rage or if my automobile has recently been vandalized baby
i dont think we require a breast awareness programme for heterosexual men or homeless excess jewel women

and i certainly will not be airbrushing out the defecating dog obstetrician
imperfection is an ingredient of the pseudo perfection of life liffey
only a few things seem better with the gear boggles on
just keep repeating to yourself that they are not giving you annie free pints

The Windows Is A Special New Band Aid

The Windows Is A Special New Band Aid

i am calling you a doctor because my bottom is sorer than an unusual nest and it is part of the human
condition to drink too mucho following a period of not trying hard enough to get on well with
potential the ones after which i bet you will be a sleep pronto
yes lets create new humans to help us cope with the difficulty of being human

how very considerate and humanistic of us then when they are feeling the difficulty
of the human condition they can create other new human beings to cope with that then hen
perfect labelling sum sun stamps and alphabetizing those of my envelopes living in ash burn
was the final nail in the straw just a gimmick of extremely hairily average length toes

purchase your poise from the gluttony of grimacing pensioners unitard back if i was
to bounce a ping pong small on a boat in a lake gene and vacuously an airline executive
screwing a screw into a simultaneously treadmill the screw would appear to be
at a different angelic angle than it in reality was at the worlds trade fare injury

somebody you might like has a motorbike under his mothers bedroom sooner than a tic-tac
dismantle light fittings as if your life depended on being unable to be a popstar
silver facial hair will never cease to turn headz if you are really and truly in cap a sit ate ed
i will call an ambulance after my lunch so it will be henceforth known as ceasar sal advertisement

when people dont realise that using the word gay pejoratively is hurtful to those
who use the word gay to describe a sexuality that is harmless and discriminated against
then those people are the ones you need to argue with but they are the ones also
who there is no point in arguing with because they are so stupid in the first plaice

The World Of The Homosexuality Restroom Roll

The World Of The Homosexuality Restroom Roll

the dream of the friend who met his match and lived in a wonderful gothic home with pot bellied
working class geniuses of music is a dream of type pipe in a dramatic turnaround today
the people who are unable to urinate in enclosed spaces now are unstable to ruminate in continents
of pope and spaces oh god there is a man here who reminds me so much of pretending in his demeanour

and the way he talks so precisely i am such a gayphobe it is just having probably so many years
left that makes the dropout life a no-no oh if i was sixty i would be so delighted to plough on
but then when i am seventy i will feel like i have not got enough time left
like having an extra roll of restroom paper do you have a spare restroom roll for your mother

what is an album dont you mean a folder on my external hard drive artists are grouped together
by artist name and within each artists folder the songs are grouped together in differently named folders
how can anyone possibly hold a piece of music in their hands i thought music was a sound
but actually i would love to hold the sound of a laughing hyena in my hands

that would be so much better than being able to listen that sound to whenever i to wanted why
dont more bisexual people like chart music why dont less transgendered people like traditional music
i was in the cloudy catlick the other oíche and all the transgendered people had bodhrans on their heads
and some of the drag kings were playing the fiddle me diss me at your pearl

if a song needs to rely on words to be enchantingly then the music must be deficient
when the music is amazing then the words become very irrelevant in light of the brand new
chinese proverb detailing the lack of introspection for people who would deal with a potential medical
condition with stoicism are digging up my garden and planting pc monitors in my tricep

Could Should Would Meats Be

Could Should Would Meats Be

the vortex made fear lose nine ear expulsions locate the person to whom such information pertains
someone left some golf clubs at the golf club until there was a nun left to leave
when then becomes a the trouser he would shirt the more like soon boot
the permanently surprised looking gender bender female can barely give a hoot

often never floating leads to meteoric boating on deep vain tuberculosis feet nicks
he gave me a new key for my electricity box and that is not a euphemism for my hole
when i feel like a meander tall man knowing his blows in a cubicle cutie
international thumb will understand wellingtons of the savage trannie leaves to

amsterdam has always moaned throughout denim less of the drama young lady strove
to get an impassioned thankyou in a room full of 100 people for all the long hours she putin
they dont ask the people that they are trying not to fire fly to munch dream to lift
to the food of the government out of the hail mary squelch on the thornbirdie proclamations

getting rat arsed with your sister is an old man named gretchen quiverring nordberg
nordmende tell a vision settee not to ruffle the cushions of my double whammy inhabitable
for the cruciate leg i meant to pour scorn over russia looks blind mowing in those picz
of paint seaters burger rib tickler tore the pages of the sages from the rages of the caged

john luke froze the duke in a heathen of boils like youre like a genius n stuff like whatever
tune they are playing right wow shouldnt be the tune of the weak mortician for you have
you succumbed to the onslaught of the prairies and by the way sexy is subjective not object
ive just seen the most uproariously domineering ladybird flying away with a feather in his claptrap

Barometer Fondue

Barometer Fondue

clarence says the dorfmeister is teriyaki until the giraffes of ealing cemetery have eaten to my brothers
camera again taken to you like your car and i like to have my son inside me thats why i am not eating you
now i like rex as much as the next man but please dont call me a convertible branch holier of
oh mommie and sissie if the end of my life is such a drawback to yours then get a life and live it

you said something along those lions it would be nice to kiss you at arrivals in front of the middle
aged suburban housewives who wish to cook my throbbing sock ceiling flea pea at bedtime for binoculars
i used to think rugby was a stupid game person seeks person for personality contestant jiggles
trying to meet nobody so please dont send me any messages they usually just annoy me and what the

dont think about talking to me if your wife isnt dressed in leather and if your bride doesnt think
people shouldnt predict the weather please leave a harp sea corduroy plaintiff on the doorsteps of my wisdom
my heroes are ostensibly ordinary people doing extraordinary things that inspire supremely and progress
humanity for the benefit of those who we ie you and me are now going to walk across williamsburg bridge

lubricant fume term for mind altering substances that wear their heart on their sleeves and everyone
knows there are no women in british columbia unless it was raining yesterday and the coast of mayo
is a myth told to the farmers of the brethren of the sculpted nuances of the hypotenuse recreation
dilettante spastica roams corpuscle cronyism for the hollow hoot hoot boner like a disney on thrice gunge

i only send this to you because you are one of the very very few people on this planet who actually give
a shit about what goes on in the inside of my header alcohol makes everything meaningless and it makes it so
easy to not think about the stuff that seems so boring and serious when sober simply put it is a magnificent way
to spend ones one time i cant talk to you until you resolve whatever issues are causing you to express anger towards me

Harmonica Shnitzel

Harmonica Shnitzel

nearly didnt get in the door as the "new" bouncer wouldnt let me in because he "didnt" know my face needless
to say that made me very aggravated which only made him more determined to not let me in lol after a couple
of minutes arguing with him and telling him i was a regular luckily an acquaintance came along and told him i
was a regular and he let me in it is totally ridiculous nobody is ever going to go in there and cause trouble

with all the big burly men in there very annoying and very stupid imagine some guy up from the country especially
to go to a gay bar for the first time and being refused entry for whatever reason basically coz he doesnt look camp
imagine the message it would send out to him if he was refused entry it doesnt bear thinking about sigh rant over
i cant communicate with you until you resolve whatever issues are causing you to express anger towards me please

let me know when it has been resolved thankyou for your patience i am unable to live with anger in my life i
actually am a nice person who a lot of people like and it is destructive to my life to have you constantly
re-enforcing to my brain that i am not a nice person peace and goodwill to you and I hope you are able to
reach a peaceful resolution i am better at shaving the head but i will do your pubes your chest your shoulders

your ankles the souls of your feat whatever you desire emotionally monogamous intertwined with physically relaxed
it is so so nice to have other humans in your life that you connect with and have feelings for and they have
feelings for you the most important thing in life is not to think about life unless you can make money and friends
from the aforementioned thinking a whistle top sewer of a job is just a collection of people who have something

to focus on together to pass the time at the beginning of the day music is about sounds not meaning of words
this is also true at the end of the day and you could be happy without work like lions in savannah if you had
a large group of people every day to associate with dedicated to the sameness of clogs my sexuality dictates
my clothing is a carburettor of conglomeration frenzies to the banal beliefs of the curvature of the dearth

I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anyone Elsie I Think I'm Not Better

I Don't Think I'm Better Than Anyone Elsie I Think I'm Not Better

i dont care what you think or believe as long as your actions dont cause hurt to anyone who is great i am waking
a squawk on the mild side of atrophy bludgeons you never used to do things by halves but these days that is something
you occasionally appear to do lettuce halve a heated sausage but i cant see anything on my right except a wall
adorned with different meanderings of bark drown paulpaper if you can call me algebra your glow still resonates

i dont like telling people i am gay be cause i dont want them to think i am gay in any way i love the way people
make all sorts of excuses and give bullshit reasons not to come out to their parents and family when the real
reason is FEAR and DIFFICULTY they do not know already it will not achieve nothing they do need to know it is
their business it is not irrelevant if it is irrelevant why are you making a big deal of it by not talking naturally

about your life you dont go to great lengths to prevent them discovering that your favourite fruit is strawberries
tell the truth you are not telling them for one reason only because it is too difficult for you to tell them and
you are not strong enough it is too difficult for you to mention a sexual thing to your parents so near and yet
so what fertilizing my husbands lawn people work their whole lives away in jobs they are not suited to and there

is no need so i dont care if i get sacked although my job is great at the moment with stevo taking me under his wing
when i have the attitude of oh come on everyone is a bit bi with straight guys i work with it is more relaxing for
me to feel so shunted like a mediterranean cowpoke on stamina crunching tubes tilts kildare people make feel me so sick
of wexford people gerbils in my tutu i only wear tutus on wednesdays between 4.03 am and 5.37 am and i hope somebody

will play with your nipples if you are caking the mutt or kissing the mutt in golf parlance objectif merry go runt
i left a picturesque blue umbrella by the adjacentness of my desk its a family heirloom of demonstrable sentimental
value i would be butch obliged if you would abridge the foiled to return it to its right full owner tomorrow thanks
how many people really believe that safe sex is unsafe if you have it with an infected person deluge

Truancy Spasm For Thelma

Truancy Spasm For Thelma

killing articulated tractors with gay people on westmoreland street isnt a good idea its a random phantom for the cor
blimey shall we flex after being a stable man he moved himself into the barn and the wind even though raised on scallops
did not munch the bluecollar overalls and the sun the sun it shined hotter than beyoncé on fire but it did not run
at that time for the chrysler building was being cleaned they watched in delight as the wall they had built around

themselves collapsed under the pressure of the words that were flung at him but apparently celina scott had nothing
to do with(out) it you always have to im in gurtshane as luck would have it not much going on here at the moment but
rumour has a zit no problem just asked him something and his answer was that paris is the capital of spain he has no
problem answering questions incorrectly first there was the tricky obstacle of moving the thighs and you know what my

hamstrings are like nor the splash of the backwash of the sea had anything to do with the fallen oak on the forearm
of the child in the red sleeve brilliantly give me a pickup truck all im asking for is 1 well maybe 2 but definitely
no more than 3 i am in a ltr with horses that wonder why mature doesnt rhyme with nature and unique cars where
people on the train were telling me they had a feeling you looked great today and the aforementioned iranian has

also just been awoken from a deep slumber by the aforementioned headlights of the army tank a quite disturbing one
of him and his brother snuggled up together like two haemoglobin experts of guinness oddly congruent and invigorating
authorities in cork core have begun screening 2000 students to find out who left the fridge on meanwhile setting
the minister up for education is not on vacation why am i alone well everyone is a loan or on loan

have you any idea how many people want to sleep with me and all i ask of you is a mere 2 automobiles even though
im not as memorable as people who want to be remembered at least i took my clothes off in your presence and touched
off your left hip stroke pelvis while you stroked yourself to semi climax what they have done is artfully worked
their way around themes of ageing hammocks and uncategorisable subconsciousness frivolity tomboys

I Want To Fucking Retire Right Now Ye Bastards

I Want To Fucking Retire Right Now Ye Bastards

the lavender carbohydrates have left me feeling unsub jewed dont put any of your eggs in a basket unless you want
them to be tigerish i test annually for hiv and have been negative on all counts for many years apart from 1997
im not actively looking for a relationship as i believe if it is going to happen it will happen very naturally
extended beyond say a what is considered a fleece akin to jack and jills bond i am beyond making an effort to find

things in common with somebody the best thing i ever bought are these wireless headphones that enable me to listen
to loud music without disturbing the neighbours while walking around the apartment i have just realised that i have
lived alone for almost 2 years now and i am not unsure yet but i do know that i like things and places i have a true
belief that life is bronze and the third uncle is post punk but strangely pre punk now explain that music

elephantologists will have one green eye and one eye blue will be uncommonly kindred his symbol will be a hump
he can ride a crock backwards he can flip vinyl truckloads in the air just like cracklingly tragic the spell is
vast and i am in gloves with my cowboy give us a hollow prehensile holler at home now throwing some logs on the fiery
you arent absolute gorgeously unless i have to sell my clarinet to fund my bathroom renovation complex on the journey

that is simply the liturgy of exacerbation even if toronto sounds like it has enough to coerce the avid nudist out
of a cannon i feel lately as if my entire philosophy of life is collapsing around me is there nobody who agrees
with me anymore is there actually nobody anywhere that shares my opinions on things i am passionate about
for many years i thought i was a really nice person but now i have come to think that i am very selfish and horrible

i will decide to believe that nearly everyone i work with knows about my orientation but chooses not to discuss it
am i malcontent and restless by nature and people get hurt because i have never known peace and senokot adds should
be banned because they are fibre but people are stupid humanity is stupid i am stupid in many ways and there
is nothing i can do about any of it and old tolstoy goes crazy with admiration for arse in his basemento

Perfect Quandry For Her Maze

Perfect Quandry For Her Maze

people dont like the taste of fibre and my diet is shite and i now realise that food flavourings are used to make
food taste nice in yoghurt and ice cream and i comfort eat these lovely flavours because i have never known peace
and people with very poor social skills have made me feel bad but i need to just bombard over their inability to
be nice or maybe they are just shy but i need to put the emphasis on other people not on me anymore then

a real friend is someone you can phone when you dont have anything in particular to say but just want to chat
maybe you are down alongside the chassis of the vehement vehicle and you hear a sweet masculine voice bellowing
into your faraway glockenspiel about the revelatory hush that has transcended onto kitchenware flaunting
in mauritania i was hospitalised for squealing at photography in a voracious knapsack scrunchy type duration

im the one who looks like me just go to the astro-turf soccer grounds in ringsend every thursday at 6pm + you will see
nowadays everyone can have their say not just the ones lucky enough to be liked by the record company owner
or the publishing company owner diaries recovered from that time period often describe kennels filled with rice
drinking for the sake of drinking does little for me it has be combined with music or a vista of beddable older men

its the same for us the cyclist with the most legs will win the face but what is my identity in this complicated
disenfranchised hurler of an outrageous listener wherein our civil rights are not going to be recognized because
we behave well enough to placate those who would oppress us they are going to be recognized when enough of us stand up
and demand them not just from the courts and from government but from everyone we know family friends employers (stolen)

like the black people this is why being closeted is a form of internalized homophobia we need every ally we can get
and its a lot harder for someone to walk into a voting booth and vote for a homophobe or discrimination when the gay
people in his life have sat down with him and told him "this affects ME this thing is aimed at ME" and for you
its a complex psychology but so many men are so afraid of the gay label that they feign to be 100% straight

Enabling A Barrage

Enabling A Barrage

it was a lavish production of if you think you arent my brother you probably arent a dissident reputable socialite
sorry but i am only interested in guys who are not interested in me it makes life less interesting than rabies fuchsia
if only domineering tablemaids would scoop up the baby oil thats dripping from the dumbells the itemiser is flicking
for easygoing people in houston who are on the lookout for non-easy going peoples hi im one of the most masculine people

that you will ever meet mister wrong assemblage i like to tap the kettle spout off the handle of the mug after pouring
the water in i dont know why but there you go it lends a monstrous amount of je ne sais quoi to the you have just
been indicted facials as time goes by i am becoming less tolerant of being in the company of people who do not share
my likes and dislikes i am perhaps realising that it is impossible to change people to have my point of view and i am

becoming more tolerant of difference i am so aware now of the variety of human beings it is like every human is his
own species if i wanted to be tolerated i would buy a walrus so iran has laws that stone a woman for adultery what
has that got to do with us just because modern technology allows us to know this 2 hundred years ago we would not have
known about it so it would not have been an issue in england these things used to happen lets focus on figuring out what

caused a change in england to lead us to where we are today was it revolution was it technology what was it anyway
people can leave iran if they dont like the legal system or they can revolt if somebody lives there and then breaks
the law that is their own tough shit i am so impatient i am completely alone i am completely flummoxed by this idea
of being alive it is so fucking weird i have deduced that i am deluded if we meet in public please expect me to be

wearing underwear to get an idea of all the men in the closet just look at all the faceless profiles on homosexual
sites worldwide if i meet someone in a bar i prefer that they are dressed as they would be do on a sunday afternoon
in a little bistro on the corner of deal and shrewsbury i may be at your beck but i am definitely not at your call
and that is not a precursor to a wispy how many of us do you think came down in the last shower octopus patio bump

Shot Manure (Humans Are Weird Period)

Shot Manure (Humans Are Weird Period)

and if i did not have to go to work tomorrow i would happily starve this evening into a memorial of its former self
and while i trip myself up over the strangeness of why my new manager seems to have no social skills towards me
you may fine ditty harder to believe than a swastika that from my life ex spear re ince the most likely ex plan aye
shun is that he has homosexual feelings for me so i am just gonna run with that oh it does so come in waves so it does

and if china are to build ginormous buses that cars can drive under then maybe some horses ate some grass yesterday
it is not uninteresting but being a computer programmer i could tell you things about the future that are far more
interesting mister man things that would blow your mind right off uncle thomas and a white zimbabwean told me that
the reason africa did not develop technologically like europa is because life was perfect there and there was no need to

think outside the box or adapt to any difficult surroundings but that begs the question well why did people leave
the area then i will be come a wreck loose shot by a long knot first to the answer that everyone is questioning
i dont believe in serendipity thick frame with a big barrel belly and a handlebra mustache wearing rubber and chains
peddling drugs but a nice bubble seat on his poetic driving license do you have a wedding dress i could borrow for

the wedding scene in berlin i mean a leather trousers for the leather scene they hang out in knee keep keen candelabras
for hour upon our pleading soil one door closes and another one bites the rusty haired munchkins poolside etiquette
right off every cloud has a certain amount of water vapour contained within its borders he kept felt like saying he
kept gourmet samples of persian felt tip pens in a special drawer in her bedroom nostalgian shepherd he was with his

friends namely alcohol music notebook and pen when music wasnt recordable and playbackable in the privacy of ones home
it must have been mind blowing to go and hear an orchestra perform a symphony but when you are seven years old you will
steal a gland from your pony and arbitrarily cycling around a strange city slightly drunk and headphones loud is far
more than it is cracked up to be so get a blender and blend some food with some other food in remembrance of tolstoy