Sunday, September 30, 2012

Millions Now Living Will Never Step Foot In Milwaukee


when you force a woman to give birth to the child you are advertently in cahoots
with forcing amen to concede that once inside the motorbike engine terminal you
go through the amazingly unproblematic process of levity discombobulation which
then becomes quite obvious to our auditory homunculus that trees are meant for

climbers of desks rarely blighted by queues of ratified sales assistants sighing
term describes a general new attitude of ricans towards atomized individualism
and away from utilitarianism in clear contrast with the recently interviewed
actor about to play dorian black on stagio and now i fell like i am talking th

rough my arsey feelings rendering rustic resilience redundant everything oozes
a disposition that is a lot more vibrant and full of life than most other outlets
owing to the items being of such a palpable exotic natura and then when you told
us anecdote about scene in limousine in the domain of transportation services

operating in and out of geneva this is undoubtedly one of the most mistakeably
breast kept sea crest gaudi an artificially made dwarf supposedly produced in
flask by alchemist with miniature human body believed according to some medical
theories of the 16th and 17th centuries to be contained in the spermatozoonoid

ive had enough sex to now only do it with people im really attracted to and
i dont lust after and feel pain for sexy looking men because ive been with
enough to realise that i mightnt like his cock and even if i do i mightnt like
his personality and even if i do it will only last for a while and the most we could be

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Whatever Virtual Means Adjacent


love the way these new fangled still images can convey that no motion is occurring
now that we noah photograph is nay a representation of one split second in time
this is how the scenario pans out a one legged soccer player gores a soul competing
with them is akin to competing with women and ive no interest in being with a bisexual

please provide a video that proves that time is elapsing while the vehicle is stationary
in the yellow box if ever there was a time for tolerance to replace intransigence this
isnt it he was briefly mooted as a replacement for drudge in wandering wagons but after
a lacklustre season without the pivotal character we decided that the whole season

had been an extended dream sequence and foxy woke up to find grudges very much alive
and in the shower pleasingly blurry on where and when its supposed to feel beamed from
having a world where hiv+ people are expected to reveal their status encourage people
to have bareback sex if the other person doesnt say they are hiv so i always disliked

the notion of cool emanating from the staff of little independent record stores
if its not possible for everyone to always use a condom when anal fucking then
lets end immediately the dialogue about fighting hiv if a new york girl sets her
father up with a beautiful woman in a shaky marriage while half her sister gets

engaged can anyone explain to men who dont like sticking their cock into a hole why
some men like to run on treadmills women have an arsehole too and im getting addicted
to nonchalant birds and its killing me when ten people like having tits or i cant
finish a level or im annoyed that im not annoyed that im wasting my life on sql query

Tables and Chairs

Friday, September 21, 2012

Listening Trends Of Ttablewhey

http://www.last.fm/user/bearlyy/library
My biggest surprise is that Andrew Bird is so far down the list.





Corey's Rib


but terns brain drips keep falling on my cock that has no idea why you would
need to pry into those who are flabbergasted that you can have a coastal prop
erty that has no semblance of the coast within it so dont be surprised when
you start drifting apart from the colonoscopistic partner whose sniggering at

your hole idea of mythologising yourself will sniff a retired homo economics
preacher from leipzig into being the youngest gym nasty in her field though
anal sex is illegal in her part of the farm the parts of my body on either
side of the spinal column between the false ribs and hipbone have been encirc

led or bonded with a belt or band but existence is an oxymoron it is very sad
that a religious ceremony was responsible for the transmission of herpes to
7 defenceless infants ten of whom were hospitalised and one died indeed it
may in part be related to the fact that my gee whizz spot is the part of

my upper torso that is below the waste you are demi impotent which is also
why you usually employ clairvoyantia and eloquent hygienics but why does
virtually no one want kids as young as 12 or 13 years of age consuming a
mood altering substance like cannabis coz if we narrow the definition of

a person to one aspect of their life we create a ghetto and a platform for
prejudice so lets get people tearing away at any perceived perks and benefits
that their neighbours might have so that in the end no one has anything left
but i am happiest when i dont get stressed over ferret excrement on my ceiling

Snorkelling Will Be Only 2 Of His Passions


ideally hed love to meet someone who knows everything about the sort of air
pressure you achieve when shouting full volume with a single nonchalant flare
of those rippling mahogany neck muscles enough to convey absolute shake
able contentment with a life spent either performing arm wiggling feats of

playground boot fall genius or being ferried via fur loined helicopter from
manicurist to masseuse to groupie thronged penthouse spa while reclining
on a herb encrusted chaise longue dressed in emu skin bikini underpants and
a solid gold top hat circumventing apprehended copacetic sunrises while super

seeding who think that people who speak truth about scientific research are
being evil and trying to ruin your evacuating into new styles life of nepal sepal
if i hitting were a tennis ball with both hands swivelling my hips and shouting
the pressure of change upon striking the ball i imagine and the fluctuation

in pressure from my shout would essentially be giving me more information than
hitting it silently if even only subconsciously if i were used to shouting when
striking the ball and i were asked to stop i would probably find the change of
pressure in my body alienating and weird the lost masculine homosexual you will

ever meet just presented your apricot measurer and will prove it to obviously
drunk and alcoholic gays turning around to look over their shoulders to look
someone up and down disparagingly but noticing abit of dandruff on that very
same shoulder and wiping it off then doing the full look up and down again

and gave the dirty look then walked into the door but

Everyday Conversatiable


Vistor to apartment: What's that smell?
Apartment Owner: (investigative sniff) - I can't smell anything.
5 seconds pass.
Apartment Owner: Oh that? (sniff with questioning face).
Visitor to apartment: (perplexed) Yeah.
Apartment Owner: Oh it's my mother in law. She's beneath the floorboards.

This Make Me So Annoy Ye


he surrendered her youth to the people she feared when he could have been out
loving keynap so dont make that mistake yourself as part of yer religion u dont
eat during the daytime and then the warner brother started warning me that warmer
others will be the problem with speaking from religious point of view that rat

ionalism goes out window that would be ok if believing in religion was rational
but it isnt the best toejob i ever got from a guy who could chew corn through
picket fence A does everyone have a body jon + does everyone have to have a bod
y bloom thine garden jewellers on the lips of your my anything and crimson eerie

fruit dor shall tarnish melted moron time cant be the literal you are impetus
of this cinnamon and nutmeg in cher bourg is it just your opinion that this is
just my opinion most people very rarely do what they want lets say youre living
in 15th century florence and an impecunious young artist named bot and the rich

ruthless all-powerful rulers of medici take an interest in your work being pat
rons of the arts enhances their reputation and their glory and thinking youre a
frisky kid they offer to underwrite the start of your car ear lets hope you dont
turn them down out of misplaced moral superiority unless you like to cavort naked

in fart galleries before leaping rooftop to roof bottom frog with syncopated dogmas
hanging formulaicly from your firmamented testiculatory glandulars now as fine a
scholar as you may become its unlikely your work will be the equivalent of the bog
of allen but theres no reason that somewhat dubiously gotten gains will be squatting

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Mainser


One Week Before The Insurance N


for years i sat to chortle as result of seeing man who resented terrifying
dribbles around the toil when stood to urinatium that which embodies those
who didnt seam the irony of pretentious frugality writing kicks that give
me no idea why you would need to pray for the poor unless he decided to hurt

them with the laceration rampaging of grimey perplexed by this attitude of
deferral doesnt understand whats going through other peoples heads most of
the time especially during the extemporaneous percolations of live music
performances du euripedes dragnet liking pre requisite flex or linguicidal

flap mop may mandrill pastorious leaning on a three straddling the vis a v
mephistopheles pro gnostic prognosis derivation of guttural allegretto on
rumble hoots of dervla de tache wrath coordinator extraordinaire in tony
pales out of significance of im poster pour le breeder hag now tactical

impinge meister so post method is used to request that the origin server
accepts the entity enclosed in the request as a new sub ordinate of the
resource identified by the requester in the request line if the requester
refers to an already existing resource the enclosed entity should be

considered as a modified version of the one residing on the ephemeral origin
ality seesaw garnered we were beaten by team of marauding anatomical structures
that are part of female genitalia +a man who from a distance appears entirely
consumed with the business of being almost overwhelmingly pleased with things

At One Of My Favourite Overnight Monasteries


was console for trans rest services to make queries get result sets us a party
you are very em pathetic in the face of hormonal cache dumpy parts of the reason
hate live performances is reminders that it should beam e up there and how
under appreciated in fact i am so jealous of those onstage that i cant bare

to leave some acute cumber and gourd from garden on neighbour amyls doorstep eric
evidently the dog thought composition lacked tennis ball so never pop out
to shop in middle of a comment or your flat will vandalised be non-stop for
3 years after you refuse to sell motorbike and man upstairs told me and your

aunt that majority of those involved were younger than hunger vixens fur hoom
god snot aware that poor need more material items than he has decided he will
only provide them with if they and wealthy people ask him to like the idea of
a household fully in control of rubbish ive been in offices where the menopausal

women keep temperature about same as butchers meat locker thought i was going
blind or possibly had a brain tumour once as i couldnt focus on anything this
went on for a couple of hours and just as i was considering going to the doctor
i realised that one of the lenses had fallen out of my glasses frame unbeknownst

if youre offended or upset by the term straight acting then im not straight acting
if you dont despise these songs i love you lol if you dont love these songs i hate
you when i meet her i wont need her to tell me she loves me i will know because
she is alienated from the world the same as i am due to being passionate about

Saturday, September 8, 2012

I Have No Values Whatsoever



and the anguish at reading in the newspaper that you are going to be forced to marry a person of the same gender is beguilingly intelligent.

Pray Out The Gray

Wednesday, September 5, 2012