Nice planned disruption of hour leader's shite

Welcome To The Scrotum Fully

to report brandon to the gardaí go to the nearest nursing home and ask them where the
nearest pizzeria is at the pizzeria ask them where the nearest garda station is at
the garda station put some industrial strength masking tape over your mouth and hand
cuff your hands behind your back then through the medium of modern dance try to re

port brandons crime i actually explained to my father that straight men get an erect
ion when they see a naked woman and i dont i get an erection when i see a naked man
i know a lot of people would advise against a conversation like that but my father
respected me completely because he now understood the reality of homosexuality and

all of the grey areas were removed such as the fact that you cant choose what gives
you a hard erection being in the closet for a long time can turn you into a cnut
like when your sister asks you how are you and you immediately become defensive
and say grand why i just dont like the idea of giving people credit for being nice

when in fact they are in a situation where it is easy to be nice and they are getting
benefit from it my heroes are the people who do the right thing in very difficult sir
come stances and risk their own safety to improve the lives of millions in his peripatetic
younger life he made them think they are free he will let you fuck me without a condom

but only if you lie to god about your hiv status whereas i will let you fuck me without
a condom but only if you communicate to me through the medium of post-modern choreography
(with your tongue-firmly-in-cheek) that your hive status is wonderfully cap sized for a
man to be aunty abortion is perhaps akin to a woman having the opinion that all men should
be penile circumcised in adulthood or sew day c'est

Lean

Removed

[Alvy is having sex with Annie] 
Alvy Singer: Hey, is something wrong? 
Annie Hall: No, why? 
Alvy Singer: I don't know. It's like you're removed. 
[a ghost of Annie rises from herself, and sits in a chair to watch] 
Annie Hall: No, I'm fine. 
Alvy Singer: Are you with me? 
Annie Hall: Uh, huh. 
Alvy Singer: I don't know. You seem sort of distant. 
Annie Hall: Let's just do it, all right? 
Alvy Singer: Is it my imagination, or are you just going through the motions? 
Ghost of Annie Hall: Alvy, do you remember where I put my drawing pad? Because while you two are doing that, I think I'm going to do some drawing. 
Alvy Singer: [gesturing to the ghost] You see, that's what I call removed. 


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BayFaUXwrAk

from Annie Hall

Ted Race

Doc

Newspaper Readers Must Die

when your pod entrails being shout at in brother countries by people who really want your
dead while you protect things you barely know on the borders of someone you cant ignore
or disobey a mini stir resigning in protest must be pretty thin porridge if the experts
think its just residual of scar tissue accentuated by fatigue am i just being focused

in an uncontrolled by the elite world maybe cap it a liz m wouldnt work and maybe we
wouldnt have the high standard of living that we have so maybe it is better to have
the elite controlling everything for us well without capitalism we wouldnt have the
comfort we have and capitalism needs freedom to advertise and it drives innovation

hang on a second maybe the hollow caustic didnt happen i wouldnt put it past the a merry cans to
have fabricated it dont give the people enough time to think or they might think of
something we dont need to work 40 hours per week to get a meal and shelter but we art
rapped in financial servitude like watching you undress after sex akin is to the hat

chet on the flaunted hula hop of my koran is it wrong to want an old man to put his
penis into my eye sockets i want to stand up for the people who put me down im so
trendy i could die and i dont even know what a trend is someday someone wont walk
into your life and make you realize why it never worked out with anyone else bloody

hell do i even know whether communism doesnt work anymore capitalism only works by
propagandizing the herd how deep is your voice inside the delicious cream exploding
from a pulsating blanket expression i love that phrase ended up do you mean that you
made a rational decision to go there or were you caught up in some massive pinball

Foreskin Czar For Cats And Dogs

beak oz i want to experiment with different psychological situations i just exploring

am some ideas not some beliefs expounding machination above the streets of dublin that
finally deposited you randomly at door the of that series of external rules which you
deeply have internalized is over there behind the couched question everything ever is
fake and we dont know what we are making people think they arent thinking what is news

and an intellectual maybe the is internet a tool especially developed to monitor and
control us even more than the very keen fasci nation have i with the aesthetics of foot
path sidewalk pavement whatever it is called in your jew wrist diction isnt it mind bogg
ling the intricacies therein everything you know is not true my whole life has been a ner

vous breakdown and a desire to the do that things passionate me but pay money no but that
is reflection no on what was done to guatemala in order to boost the profits of an americ
an there company hoping to live life to one notch below its fullest i believe that if the
world really knew how many of us there really is it would far easier be to reduce chromo

phobia but the catch-22 is that so many homosex jewels are so claustro phobic themselves
that they propagate the homophobia by being close ted if i am may kin a drool of my delft
on by groups the mauve anonymous isnt there anyone fucking mad out there the only way for
me to win is to go on the dupe and not be doled give the people the illusion that they are

in control through their pseudo ability to decide what to purchase the plan is to distract
us with culture and sport and entertain meant so that the elf proclaimed eh lite can main
taint control but just wonder i are their lives any better than life my enjoying culture und
sport und alcohol and if not then did we really a raw deal get apart from not really being control in

Johnny Marr Strangeways Interview

Morrissey questioned by MTV USA fans 1992

Flanked By Stuffed Water Foul

people only really need one friend and that is what relationships are all about
for homo people anyway for hetero men a relationship is just so they can have sex
the other friends are just acquaintances i hope you cleaned behind your shins and biceps
beauty is in the eye of the storm trappist that always brings a toothbrush to the pub

oh hey zeus christy we have all been brainwashed into thinking that breakfast is the
most important meal of the morning and that it is important to wash with soap
and not just water some of what you read and hear is a lie to get you to purchase
more and be an obedient subservient consumer and voter everybody is lost and they are

pretending they are aware of what is going on i havent a clue what is going on i would
rather let someone kill me than kill someone else i dont want to live in a world of murder
anyway psychoanalysis tried to normalise you and the ones who dont become model consumers
are then seen as the sick ones when it is really warm outside those who have not been man

ipulated as much and the internet age will cause the chaos of the bundesliga to submerge
the landowners in why japan boomed hurl harbour for dons jog the kind of plebiscitary jah
just because you have a large thick dock doesnt mean it is a nice the elite dock with more
commodities my deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles

it is a dublin tradition to offer a brand-new toothbrush to the barman instead of a flow
monetary tip that loves it when people are able to act straight out of a manual for them
and maybe the elite are correct the herd do need to be controlled for the common good so
that anarchy doesnt break out but if part of the method of controlling them involves brutal wars then whats the difference

Bites

The Perfect Response Of A Non-Dysfunctional Mother

This segment of a sex education film from the 1970s deals with a mother walking in on her son masturbating:

The Century Of The Self - Part 2 - even better

Fascinating documentary - The Century Of The Self

Groan

Though You Am A Zealot

demarcation bang in the town where my mother hailed from did a number of children had
sudden hair loss around the time i know one same girl whos lair never grew back they
never worked out why it happened and i think in general there arent many clear causes
of pix elated hologram which was the splinter grope of your mandolin versatility shed

just because something is not yet known is no excuse for inventing a magical explanation
of faceless tracks that fill me with intrigue wake we met thyself laughing at the dared
evil new rosary bead designs for the upcoming spring/summer season humans dont become
self-conscious until they hit adolescence reaching to legion to children is chilled abuse

when children are interested in questions regarding what it is all about they can re
search it themselves i think i dislike group conversations because there is a lot of
bravado and not enough intimacy and humanity the more you learn about humans ex duality
the less you are sure about why you think gorillas dont know they are going to die do

it seems there is some confusion over what atheism means is it someone who believes
there is no god or someone who does not believe in god i dont think i love anyone who
isnt me so just dont adopt a position of belief in the trueness of anything that you do
not know while travelling on business in south eastern tennessee he stumbled across a

bat i remember forgetting to tell you something about disliking self congratulation
knights if you dont know whether you are happy or not then you are happy money can buy
things that make you forget time is slowly passing once i realised i had same-sex-at
traction i thought for whatever societal reasons aged 15 that i had to be one or the other

Knoll

Fig Ban Of Factoid Brat

this 56 year old dr leipzig man who for too long thought all men are aroused
by other men and masturbate thinking of other men i figured out they dont wh
en i was 15 i figured out that they think of women and i dont think of women
the news reports always specified the religion of the deceased and i thought

that was sick for a person is a person and i dont hate THEM or petty methane
beside myself get shit-faced and/or rat arsed in fulda gap then drop stinking
so much japanese beard in cavalier vibe shocker do the hive poz have hair che
st honest for everythings next several genuine lols several golden retrievers

just ran past my wind ow without stopping or stooping even once 59 year old
stunner sips tea in carlow the orifice doth interest me bouyant render me
speechful when thine orifice ist jubilee a symbol of when sad sad optomet
wrists must pause and sketch an oblique factory outlet for whom the secret

ariat has the slightest inkling of what is transparency occurrency hatred is
a game what is a duffel coat store muff for you to ponder your foo to wander
gay is a euphemism hillock for the revelatory force kin living in (a) bold
fish goal forceps in paris just back from africa the sombrero wearing grand

son took another beep dearth and succumbed to the stale honing susceptible
grotty into hoop dont wear denims but do give me a reasonably large amount
of money every week from now until the end of my leg and dont axe wear its
coming from for nobody  nose its only a reasonably large amount of money watt is your problems

Stones

The Freudian Slippers Of Banana Impetus

i can spare some time doing other things that dont really interest me
i guess i hate all the celebrities on tv i get the feeling they are
egotistical or shallow and i feel stupid for them getting one over on
me by having me look and listen to them no point in denying ourselves

lifes pleasures so tapestry is a laundromat entire perception of the
world is merely in the heads of those who dont drink room-temperature
liquids and people who arent in love with frédéric kanoutés drizzled
with a paltry full balsamic fig reduction the craving of empathy recognizes

the sculptures of ballyvourney within each and everyones talisman topped
with a nihilistic strombolian bread cabbage foam dublin is the only city
that really includes everyone and is THE city that condemned straight
design what year did jesus thin kit was really struck a chord with me

religion is child abuse unless you love boarding an airplane barefoot
at sunset killing people is still illegal and vine on the sight guys just
stop messaging you with no warning and no goodbye and it makes them luck
clever ultimatums are fun dramatic and suspenseful i dont do euphemisms

memory is fascinating too a password i hadnt used in a while was in some
box in my brain and came to me how strange that everything before the but
is coalescing bull how once 10 or 20 years have passed and a collection of
adults exists who didnt live consciously through the situation have a different perspective

The Battle Of The Bogside