Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Lynn Lavner quote

"The bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." Lynn Lavner

Boon

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Born In A Prison - YO

Luckily I put the (critically maligned) album "Sometime in New York City" on my ipod a few weeks ago because on first listen it sounded quite appealing.
This (overlooked) gem popped up when ipod was doing its random thang this evening.

We're born in a prison
Raised in a prison
Sent to a prison called school


We cry in a prison
We love in a prison
We dream in a prison like fools


Wood becomes a flute when it's loved
Reach for yourself and your battered mates
Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken
Look in the mirror and see your shattered fate


We live with no reason
Kicked around for no reason
Thrown out without reason like tools


We work in a prison 
And hate in a prison 
And die in a prison as a rule


Wood becomes a flute when it's loved
Reach for yourself and your battered mates
Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken
Look in the mirror and see your shattered fate


We live in a prison 
Among judges and wardens 
And wait for no reason for you 
We laugh in a prison
Go through all four seasons
And die with no vision of truth


Wood becomes a flute when it's loved
Reach for yourself and your battered mates
Mirror becomes a razor when it's broken
Look in the mirror and see your shattered fate 

Ban Anna From The Agog Sin For Lan Tern Unreal Axe

at any point in time you have to weigh up the pros and cons and make a decision on whether
you want to compromise on certain things in order to continue to reap the other benefits
people do change and do grow apart sometimes if that happens so be it what is a relationship
anyway just something to protect us from the fear of being alone something to keep us in

societys idea of normal re-think the whole idea of relationship if you meet someone and you
enjoy each others company you will probably both want to meet up again keep doing that until
you both dont want to meet up again this whole idea of a quest for a "partner" is a bit silly
be happy single it has been said a million times but if you are happy with yourself you will

be far more attractive than someone who is desperately seeking someone ice wear i am incredibly
incredibly deep and hard-working likewise if you meet someone and are not sexually attracted
to him but you have similar interests and similar sense of humour what is going to prompt you
after a certain period of time to have sexual intimacy with this person the reason so many gay

relationships fail is because we have no reason to stay together if it is not working ie no children
the truth is that very few people actually fall in love thats the reason relationships break up
i am not more than a series of philosophical abstractions you cant know the real me unless you meet
me my life is my greatest work of art rational excess chez quell what does monogamy in a relationship

achieve what does having to painfully stop yourself from fulfilling a desire you have achieve and how
is monogamy natural where did the idea of marriage and monogamy come from perhaps from an english
dancer who died from cancer in southend-on-seal i cant continue this conversation as with anything
anyone says a completely different slant can be put on it by approaching it with someone elses brain

Purposeful Coal

for some people without a second thought then other people wanted the same thing and tried to force
it to happen and here we are today there are probably very very few people lucky enough to be best
friends and sexually compatible i love seats relationships just happen or they dont i know some
people will baulk at the analogy and i am not comparing humans to works of art but to me it is like

when you hear an album of music that is not initially appealling or if you begin reading a book that
is really difficult to get into you now im sure many will say that the reward from putting in the
effort is a much more wholesome feeling than the cheap high of a relatively instantaneous thrill
sop-pong versus mahler symphony bukowskis post office versus joyces ulysses well often you can try

and try and convince yourself you are having a deep meaningful more substantial and long lasting
experience it is all too much hard work in my opinion when there are things that are just so
obviously right for you out there without any effort am i shallow or do i realise that life is
too short and precious to work hard at stuff that from my experience doesnt really give a decent

pay-off id rather be hated for who i am than loved for who im not said kurt cobain art is what
you can get away with said andy warhol i dont subscribe to that but i like the quote coming from
him never tell the other person that you love them for it does not serve any purpose show him by
your actions that he is very important to you and you want to make him feel nice so that he will

stay in your life if you dont love this then you are at least slightly different from me and if
you do love this you are at least slightly different to me and other hungry avid enthuasiasts
of the andalusian variation recommendations for nurturing a relationship relations hips continue
working or they dont whats the point in working at it id rather be single than in a relationship i had to work at

Carnage Plopper

we have to fight against the years of damage that religion has done to us by telling society
that we are immoral and against gods law a god for which there is zero evidence if religion
doesnt care it isnt a pity im probably just jealous that i didnt have the gall to be a priest
and have a sex life im probably just upset that he is in love and has been for y ears

it is debateable whether you would find more homophobia in your local bar than your local
church but even if it is true it is the fault of religion that homophobia exists in bar the
i wouldnt trust a man and his dick for one second if he wasnt my best friend and if he is
my best friend i will understand his needs are we talking about being in love here or about

being in a relationship does being in love actually exist or is it simply a notion that
hollywood has foisted upon us also we dont need to copy the heterosexual model which also
hasnt worked and lots of heterosexual couples have got married for the sake of the woman
having a stable situation in which to raise children then they stay together for the sake

of the children and they also grow a bond through the common goal of raising the children
good luck being broken hearted when "your" man has physical intimacy with another good luck
with the pain in the ass trials of looking for someone to have a relationship with if you are
looking for a relationship you will consider people that you arent very sexually attracted to

every mature person knows that relationships happen when you arent trying to make them happen
when 2 people find each other attractive that just happens with no effort if they also both
have similar passions they will meet up again and again and enjoy each others company think back
where did the concept of relationships originate in humankind nay vid doris i bet it just happened

I'm Warning You

the planet is not overcrowded look at all the undeveloped rural parts of california
people who think i dont think im a man can you imagine what they thought when your
little brother had a girlfriend before you isnt it still funny the way closet homosexuals
think that being homophobic makes them look heterosexual nobody else feels threatened

by consenting adult homosexuals having equality the only reason you would be homophobic
in 2013 is because you fear your self lav ish packages are so much more crucial than
lesser things a fascinating guitar-centric alternative rock combo hailing from ken hobo
new joy zee have you seen me arse well it gobbles up cocks so it does its me nom de

volcanic plume that is greying at the temples of adonis my boyfreunde isnt a woah man
we actually call them the small pieces of material to cover up the part of a mans body
which if other men were to see then very likely anarchy would ensue togs injecting heroin
choreography of coriander why are you seeing so bell fish bow coy see mucking someone

in a how boy cat me raps have been well and truly knuckled is shiny basics the
definitive statement you are missing the point completely philosophies are not misleading
they are honest and open they dont claim to know the truth they dont believe in things
religion myth and art do not occupy the same cognitive space in human experience

religion picks a needle of possibility out of the zillions of needless of possibility
in the haystack of our consciousness and chooses to believe strongly that that one needle
is the truth truth religion doesnt express anything except the fear of the void of
the human experience religions choose to pretend there is no void of meaning being homosexual

Baldness - If you don't like this, you are slightly different from me

http://www.sabotagetimes.com/life/wayne-rooney-forget-the-bald-cure-heres-8-reasons-why-being-a-slaphead-is-brilliant/

Friday, June 17, 2011

Pixies Tame Live

Hope Springs Are Eternal Toshiba Headquarters Mazdu

that is homophobic the organization that is probably more responsible than any other for the violent
homophobia that has manifested in humanity down through the ages and today whenever anybody has a belief
that requires no explanation or thought process of his own horrible horrible things can happen oh and if
anyone wants any money let me know your circumstances and i will see what I can do it is recommendeded

that other members post a notice to this effect well i am a philosopher so i come to my views about belief
and knowledge through thinking i just think people should accept the void of the human situation instead
of lying to themselves there is a crucial difference between belief and knowledge a belief in something
is only possible if there is zero knowledge/proof for it hence any hypothesis is as valid as any other one

the christian idea of the afterlife is as valid/invalid as a belief that the universe is inside the belly
of a baby elephant hence the importance that religion has in this world is very frustrating to me and it
is so unjust that religion should ever have any influence on civil law as a teenager when i realised i
was homosexual the most painful part was trying to understand why society had this violent hatred towards

me when all i wanted to do was snuggle up to a consenting man i think religion has a huge part in forming
societys homophobia if a business doesnt grow and expand it dies well that is kind of sickly alien to the
hunter philosophy that i aspire to what is wrong with earning enough for today and then tomorrow earning
enough for tomorrow ah well i guess the world has changed since the stone age unless you only like men

who say they are thickly hanged the night is still older than the men i am interested in have often
resigned themselves to not having sex and your bottom makes me want to touch it when homophobia cant exist
it is just homoignorance or homoself fear or homo lack of moral courage but the expression of it does but it
emanates solely from those who merely fear themselves in a world where homosexuals are freer than a prisoner

Malapropism As Fault

using the technique of satire the orchestral author profoundly disseminated bodacious amounts of urine
its so weird that soon there will be nobody alive who lived through the 1960s when detroit was an
established prior to broadway try out town id love to meet someone who is both fake and not very nice
why would you want me to be disease free unless you plan on having unsafe sex with me do not acquit

de facto split the human brain perceives the external world through the senses and each individual
human is influenced greatly by his or her experiences leading to subjective views of existence and
the passage of time and then he asked me why is it so difficult to get guys to commit to dating before
sex and i said if you think dating before sex is important then why dont you date somebody that you

are not sexually attracted to maybe you will grow to love him as a person and then he will begin to
make your dick hard i guarantee you that will never happen we have our physical types and loving
someones personality will never make us sexually attracted to them otherwise we are men if we meet
someone who we find very very sexually attractive and vice versa it is stupid and unhealthy to abstain

from physical intimacy with them if it turns out that you both are also matching personalities then
having sex up front is not going to change that i find it very difficult to bring myself to have another
conversation with someone who is a facilitator of the catholic church i dont want to hear what your
reasons may be for being a facilitator of the catholic church none of them are justifiable none of

them are forgivable you can do every good thing that you do as priest without being a priest and dont
even think of telling me that i am being in any way closed minded or missing out on getting to know
the other aspects of you it is you who is 100% in the wrong here there is zero justification for
believing in any religions hypothesis there is zero justification for being a facilitator of an organization

Sunday, June 5, 2011

The Trouble With Cartoon Characters

i have now seen enough stray donkeys in public to be comfortable with my name conor-damien
fitzmaurice-brennan time is for wasting doing something that makes it fly for your thicket
theyre not probably even toenails i suffer from restless leg syndrome most nights when i was
20 i broke my leg playing soccer at uni and in my first game back i broke the other leg so

i could spend 3 years in a seminary training to be a priest who could see superb fury animals
live more than 20 times without a dry eye in the house music emporium for which i have been
a has bean diagnosed with epilepsy but have never had a fit tighting pear of uncled vestment
antediluvian mugging im not weird im strange at the behest of people who kant tells if i am

merry or knot i was born with a female body and a teddy boy harp ever since you kissed my ass
ive lost interest in your lips scrub a diving and what is not of interest to the manager is
cream and punition to the golgotha tranche in a witty attack on optimismal dismals evergreen
leaves the soul emptier than a cannonballsy giraffe when the he has to leave herself extremely

open to attack when splaying its legs to drink from elongated watering holes kalaharian but
it varies a from month to day if delicious trees shed their leavers into a garage of mucho
he said he was jewish but agnostich i said so you define yourself by what was foisted on you
at age 0 are you powerless to separate yourself from the that in which thou dontest believe in est

+ the tropical rain florist is known as a paradox of virtue isle casanovi splintered in her head
ache when people who want to demonize other people (for doing something) shouldnt then be able
to go home and close the door and do it themselves said barney and then he said if you cant shift
this crate of make up remover by monday vengeance will be rubbing its elbows up against your shoulder

Friday, June 3, 2011

Ban Marriage - The Hidden Cameras

I think marriage should be banned and we should start again with people just making agreements between each other as legal contracts.
Marriage can exist for religions but it should mean zero in terms of secular legality.
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Fat People Aren't Thinner Unless

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Thursday, June 2, 2011

Barney Frank on Gay Republicans

What he says at 2:52 sums it all up brilliantly.
Also, earlier - "People who want to demonize other people (for doing something) shouldn't then be able to go home and close the door and do it themselves."