Sunday, February 15, 2009

this doesn't mean i am gay

I never knew anything about Quentin Crisp until yesterday but I agree with stuff he says here.

Amusing but true.

Commiserations to all Italian Americans


Italy 9 - Ireland 38

Saturday, February 14, 2009

the weather is so gay today that i will have to wear a coat


The Weather Is So Gay Today That I Will Have To Wear A Coat

Leave The Keys Una

i use mushy peas as a mixer for my vodka when the mood strikes doom and sand and
i better put on me socks before the widowing scoundrel takes the washers off me taps
we are so understanding of the human condition arent we so great?
and the daz ad slowly regains consciousness with the door

i am officially ubiquitous who would have thought it a middle aged back scrubber from Mountmellick
ah everyone deserves it just as mucho as moi
well we were forced to philosophise about what exactly is genuinely morally acceptable and the meaning of morality
so i told them not to divulge that story under any circumstances or the consequences are beyond my control

please hang on a minute while i weld this lunchbox to your leg task if my song
arranges Emile Heskey And The Zola Buddies into a Parlour Dawn Clap Trap
then the 15 Cent Purse Lice will nudge the then into a now frightfully clawing to the boolean
japanese undergrowth that never knew dissing til the day it arrived

calling all diy enthusiasts to please give an estimate for this insurance claim
i dont know why but why comedy is all about the timing of the unexpected pine lunch
and half eaten louse bastions cowering around hay pennies tripping on a sid vicious misconception
canyon canyon where four art galleries perished in suspicious circumstances

gimme a break now youre about as masculine as my fucking mothers mohair cardigan
how does a nervous middle aged woman clean her teeth youve guessed it diarmuid
well the un-pruned prose retaliation has some ponderables for the security guards of the metaphysical diamond
and when plato and socrates buy anew a washing machine that will be something to behold

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Favourite Albums of 2008

This list may change because there are hundreds of albums from 2008 that I haven't had time to listen to yet.
In Alphabetical order of the artist's name my current favourites are:

Born Ruffians - Red, Yellow and Blue
Envelopes - Here Comes The Wind
Mates Of State - Re-arrange Us
Of Montreal - Skeletal Lamping
Stereolab - Chemical Chords


Currently writing

I am currently writing songs for my forthcoming album which will hopefully come out in 2009. It is going well.