Soft rock music isn’t rock, and it ain’t music. It’s just soft.
As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.
So I say, “Live and let live.” That’s my motto. “Live and let live.” Anyone who can’t go along with that, take him outside and shoot the motherfucker. It’s a simple philosophy, but it’s always worked in our family.
Catholic — which I was until I reached the age of reason.
One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you’re too tired.
What year did Jesus think it was?
http://blogzarro.com/2007/05/100-greatest-george-carlin-quotes/
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