Tuesday, December 16, 2014
Grammar
Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
they're = they fucking are
their = fucking belongs to them
there = not fucking here
it's = it fucking is (has)
its = fucking belongs to it
you're = you fucking are
your = it fucking belongs to you
ewer = it's a fucking pitcher
pitcher = not the fucking catcher
picture = hangs on the fucking wall
dominant = how he fucking is
dominate = what he fucking does
quiet = hard to fucking hear
quite = very fucking much
discrete = fucking separate
discreet = fucking careful
discreat = is not a fucking word
to = that fucking direction
too = fucking also
two = fucking one plus one
then = not fucking now
than = compares one fucking thing to another fucking thing
Who's = who fucking is
Whose = whom it fucking belongs to
lose = you fucking misplace it
loose = not fucking tight (contained)
grate = fucking annoying
great = fucking amazing
Any fucking questions?
they're = they fucking are
their = fucking belongs to them
there = not fucking here
it's = it fucking is (has)
its = fucking belongs to it
you're = you fucking are
your = it fucking belongs to you
ewer = it's a fucking pitcher
pitcher = not the fucking catcher
picture = hangs on the fucking wall
dominant = how he fucking is
dominate = what he fucking does
quiet = hard to fucking hear
quite = very fucking much
discrete = fucking separate
discreet = fucking careful
discreat = is not a fucking word
to = that fucking direction
too = fucking also
two = fucking one plus one
then = not fucking now
than = compares one fucking thing to another fucking thing
Who's = who fucking is
Whose = whom it fucking belongs to
lose = you fucking misplace it
loose = not fucking tight (contained)
grate = fucking annoying
great = fucking amazing
Any fucking questions?
Saturday, December 13, 2014
People Won't 11110
professional man living in small nebraska town throws impromptu glance
inhabited by inhibitions to harm monica whose name is infrequent meta
morphosis but you can call me detrimental manifestation plethora nancy
youve a lot to yearn lung man there is no scientific evidence to back
this up but it is a fact my life could have gone so differently if i had
said yes to cormac barry when he asked if i wanted to go into the barracks
field with him and get sunk up always afraid we will miss something on the
internet so lets embrace the missing of things everyone seems to be in
a state of perpetual outrage these days is tomorrow today if so or if not
if they move its fine chill out id rather be me first then be you your
powerful riposte has turned this little to and fro completely on its head
also pretty sure theyre actually his jocks theres a hint of waistband
at one point there and his jeans are so low youd be seeing buttcrack if
there were no jocks on display can one thing be strewn i walked past the
door on the way to the bathroom saying do i have to get up and he says
im going to and then goes over and turns it off we are all stupid to
be in the situation we are in and remain in it there is nothing to worry
about except me as a 1980s new yorkshire style breakdance instructor i
have 9 tattoos and i have a unique sense of style i am quite impressed by
stuff she gave me a tennis ball react nicely and maybe i will ask questions again
inhabited by inhibitions to harm monica whose name is infrequent meta
morphosis but you can call me detrimental manifestation plethora nancy
youve a lot to yearn lung man there is no scientific evidence to back
this up but it is a fact my life could have gone so differently if i had
said yes to cormac barry when he asked if i wanted to go into the barracks
field with him and get sunk up always afraid we will miss something on the
internet so lets embrace the missing of things everyone seems to be in
a state of perpetual outrage these days is tomorrow today if so or if not
if they move its fine chill out id rather be me first then be you your
powerful riposte has turned this little to and fro completely on its head
also pretty sure theyre actually his jocks theres a hint of waistband
at one point there and his jeans are so low youd be seeing buttcrack if
there were no jocks on display can one thing be strewn i walked past the
door on the way to the bathroom saying do i have to get up and he says
im going to and then goes over and turns it off we are all stupid to
be in the situation we are in and remain in it there is nothing to worry
about except me as a 1980s new yorkshire style breakdance instructor i
have 9 tattoos and i have a unique sense of style i am quite impressed by
stuff she gave me a tennis ball react nicely and maybe i will ask questions again
Sunday, November 23, 2014
Friday, November 21, 2014
Wednesday, November 19, 2014
Saturday, November 15, 2014
Wednesday, November 12, 2014
Shame Down In The Lest Cower
hes been told hes unattractive but it was a lie she believes chairs
arent chairs but has no basis for that belief arent beliefs great
ask him what she is gonna do about the marrakesh treaty im not
black trash but i do crass and crude people who are too embarrassed
to nickel and dime everything are broke and in debt im looking for
an alcoholic without a sense of humor with sex quality over quantity
for me always where the angular and the curvature blend the ceilings
of my feelings have deliberately not gone into a café hundreds of
times what do aphrodisiacs have to do with how efficiently my windows
are modernizing western governments that are little more than admin
is traitors working on behalf of international business interests
change laws that get in way of accountability and making profits
dont work for you they work for people who are trying to create a
new class of modern slaves all scrambling around for unsecured jobs
on minimum wage never able to set up their own business also find
it disgusting if you arrange to meet someone and they use their
phone in your company without asking first sometimes it can be use
full to look something up that you are both discussing there have
been times when ive responded by walking away other times ive just
turned and stared at the wall and taken a while to respond to emile
arent chairs but has no basis for that belief arent beliefs great
ask him what she is gonna do about the marrakesh treaty im not
black trash but i do crass and crude people who are too embarrassed
to nickel and dime everything are broke and in debt im looking for
an alcoholic without a sense of humor with sex quality over quantity
for me always where the angular and the curvature blend the ceilings
of my feelings have deliberately not gone into a café hundreds of
times what do aphrodisiacs have to do with how efficiently my windows
are modernizing western governments that are little more than admin
is traitors working on behalf of international business interests
change laws that get in way of accountability and making profits
dont work for you they work for people who are trying to create a
new class of modern slaves all scrambling around for unsecured jobs
on minimum wage never able to set up their own business also find
it disgusting if you arrange to meet someone and they use their
phone in your company without asking first sometimes it can be use
full to look something up that you are both discussing there have
been times when ive responded by walking away other times ive just
turned and stared at the wall and taken a while to respond to emile
Monday, November 10, 2014
Friday, November 7, 2014
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