Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Grammar

Grammar: The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

they're = they fucking are
their = fucking belongs to them
there = not fucking here
it's = it fucking is (has)
its = fucking belongs to it
you're = you fucking are
your = it fucking belongs to you
ewer = it's a fucking pitcher
pitcher = not the fucking catcher
picture = hangs on the fucking wall
dominant = how he fucking is
dominate = what he fucking does
quiet = hard to fucking hear
quite = very fucking much
discrete = fucking separate
discreet = fucking careful
discreat = is not a fucking word
to = that fucking direction
too = fucking also
two = fucking one plus one
then = not fucking now
than = compares one fucking thing to another fucking thing
Who's = who fucking is
Whose = whom it fucking belongs to
lose = you fucking misplace it
loose = not fucking tight (contained)
grate = fucking annoying
great = fucking amazing

Any fucking questions?

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