I Want To Fucking Retire Right Now Ye Bastards
the lavender carbohydrates have left me feeling unsub jewed dont put any of your eggs in a basket unless you want
them to be tigerish i test annually for hiv and have been negative on all counts for many years apart from 1997
im not actively looking for a relationship as i believe if it is going to happen it will happen very naturally
extended beyond say a what is considered a fleece akin to jack and jills bond i am beyond making an effort to find
things in common with somebody the best thing i ever bought are these wireless headphones that enable me to listen
to loud music without disturbing the neighbours while walking around the apartment i have just realised that i have
lived alone for almost 2 years now and i am not unsure yet but i do know that i like things and places i have a true
belief that life is bronze and the third uncle is post punk but strangely pre punk now explain that music
elephantologists will have one green eye and one eye blue will be uncommonly kindred his symbol will be a hump
he can ride a crock backwards he can flip vinyl truckloads in the air just like cracklingly tragic the spell is
vast and i am in gloves with my cowboy give us a hollow prehensile holler at home now throwing some logs on the fiery
you arent absolute gorgeously unless i have to sell my clarinet to fund my bathroom renovation complex on the journey
that is simply the liturgy of exacerbation even if toronto sounds like it has enough to coerce the avid nudist out
of a cannon i feel lately as if my entire philosophy of life is collapsing around me is there nobody who agrees
with me anymore is there actually nobody anywhere that shares my opinions on things i am passionate about
for many years i thought i was a really nice person but now i have come to think that i am very selfish and horrible
i will decide to believe that nearly everyone i work with knows about my orientation but chooses not to discuss it
am i malcontent and restless by nature and people get hurt because i have never known peace and senokot adds should
be banned because they are fibre but people are stupid humanity is stupid i am stupid in many ways and there
is nothing i can do about any of it and old tolstoy goes crazy with admiration for arse in his basemento
Saturday, December 11, 2010
Perfect Quandry For Her Maze
Perfect Quandry For Her Maze
people dont like the taste of fibre and my diet is shite and i now realise that food flavourings are used to make
food taste nice in yoghurt and ice cream and i comfort eat these lovely flavours because i have never known peace
and people with very poor social skills have made me feel bad but i need to just bombard over their inability to
be nice or maybe they are just shy but i need to put the emphasis on other people not on me anymore then
a real friend is someone you can phone when you dont have anything in particular to say but just want to chat
maybe you are down alongside the chassis of the vehement vehicle and you hear a sweet masculine voice bellowing
into your faraway glockenspiel about the revelatory hush that has transcended onto kitchenware flaunting
in mauritania i was hospitalised for squealing at photography in a voracious knapsack scrunchy type duration
im the one who looks like me just go to the astro-turf soccer grounds in ringsend every thursday at 6pm + you will see
nowadays everyone can have their say not just the ones lucky enough to be liked by the record company owner
or the publishing company owner diaries recovered from that time period often describe kennels filled with rice
drinking for the sake of drinking does little for me it has be combined with music or a vista of beddable older men
its the same for us the cyclist with the most legs will win the face but what is my identity in this complicated
disenfranchised hurler of an outrageous listener wherein our civil rights are not going to be recognized because
we behave well enough to placate those who would oppress us they are going to be recognized when enough of us stand up
and demand them not just from the courts and from government but from everyone we know family friends employers (stolen)
like the black people this is why being closeted is a form of internalized homophobia we need every ally we can get
and its a lot harder for someone to walk into a voting booth and vote for a homophobe or discrimination when the gay
people in his life have sat down with him and told him "this affects ME this thing is aimed at ME" and for you
its a complex psychology but so many men are so afraid of the gay label that they feign to be 100% straight
people dont like the taste of fibre and my diet is shite and i now realise that food flavourings are used to make
food taste nice in yoghurt and ice cream and i comfort eat these lovely flavours because i have never known peace
and people with very poor social skills have made me feel bad but i need to just bombard over their inability to
be nice or maybe they are just shy but i need to put the emphasis on other people not on me anymore then
a real friend is someone you can phone when you dont have anything in particular to say but just want to chat
maybe you are down alongside the chassis of the vehement vehicle and you hear a sweet masculine voice bellowing
into your faraway glockenspiel about the revelatory hush that has transcended onto kitchenware flaunting
in mauritania i was hospitalised for squealing at photography in a voracious knapsack scrunchy type duration
im the one who looks like me just go to the astro-turf soccer grounds in ringsend every thursday at 6pm + you will see
nowadays everyone can have their say not just the ones lucky enough to be liked by the record company owner
or the publishing company owner diaries recovered from that time period often describe kennels filled with rice
drinking for the sake of drinking does little for me it has be combined with music or a vista of beddable older men
its the same for us the cyclist with the most legs will win the face but what is my identity in this complicated
disenfranchised hurler of an outrageous listener wherein our civil rights are not going to be recognized because
we behave well enough to placate those who would oppress us they are going to be recognized when enough of us stand up
and demand them not just from the courts and from government but from everyone we know family friends employers (stolen)
like the black people this is why being closeted is a form of internalized homophobia we need every ally we can get
and its a lot harder for someone to walk into a voting booth and vote for a homophobe or discrimination when the gay
people in his life have sat down with him and told him "this affects ME this thing is aimed at ME" and for you
its a complex psychology but so many men are so afraid of the gay label that they feign to be 100% straight
Enabling A Barrage
Enabling A Barrage
it was a lavish production of if you think you arent my brother you probably arent a dissident reputable socialite
sorry but i am only interested in guys who are not interested in me it makes life less interesting than rabies fuchsia
if only domineering tablemaids would scoop up the baby oil thats dripping from the dumbells the itemiser is flicking
for easygoing people in houston who are on the lookout for non-easy going peoples hi im one of the most masculine people
that you will ever meet mister wrong assemblage i like to tap the kettle spout off the handle of the mug after pouring
the water in i dont know why but there you go it lends a monstrous amount of je ne sais quoi to the you have just
been indicted facials as time goes by i am becoming less tolerant of being in the company of people who do not share
my likes and dislikes i am perhaps realising that it is impossible to change people to have my point of view and i am
becoming more tolerant of difference i am so aware now of the variety of human beings it is like every human is his
own species if i wanted to be tolerated i would buy a walrus so iran has laws that stone a woman for adultery what
has that got to do with us just because modern technology allows us to know this 2 hundred years ago we would not have
known about it so it would not have been an issue in england these things used to happen lets focus on figuring out what
caused a change in england to lead us to where we are today was it revolution was it technology what was it anyway
people can leave iran if they dont like the legal system or they can revolt if somebody lives there and then breaks
the law that is their own tough shit i am so impatient i am completely alone i am completely flummoxed by this idea
of being alive it is so fucking weird i have deduced that i am deluded if we meet in public please expect me to be
wearing underwear to get an idea of all the men in the closet just look at all the faceless profiles on homosexual
sites worldwide if i meet someone in a bar i prefer that they are dressed as they would be do on a sunday afternoon
in a little bistro on the corner of deal and shrewsbury i may be at your beck but i am definitely not at your call
and that is not a precursor to a wispy how many of us do you think came down in the last shower octopus patio bump
it was a lavish production of if you think you arent my brother you probably arent a dissident reputable socialite
sorry but i am only interested in guys who are not interested in me it makes life less interesting than rabies fuchsia
if only domineering tablemaids would scoop up the baby oil thats dripping from the dumbells the itemiser is flicking
for easygoing people in houston who are on the lookout for non-easy going peoples hi im one of the most masculine people
that you will ever meet mister wrong assemblage i like to tap the kettle spout off the handle of the mug after pouring
the water in i dont know why but there you go it lends a monstrous amount of je ne sais quoi to the you have just
been indicted facials as time goes by i am becoming less tolerant of being in the company of people who do not share
my likes and dislikes i am perhaps realising that it is impossible to change people to have my point of view and i am
becoming more tolerant of difference i am so aware now of the variety of human beings it is like every human is his
own species if i wanted to be tolerated i would buy a walrus so iran has laws that stone a woman for adultery what
has that got to do with us just because modern technology allows us to know this 2 hundred years ago we would not have
known about it so it would not have been an issue in england these things used to happen lets focus on figuring out what
caused a change in england to lead us to where we are today was it revolution was it technology what was it anyway
people can leave iran if they dont like the legal system or they can revolt if somebody lives there and then breaks
the law that is their own tough shit i am so impatient i am completely alone i am completely flummoxed by this idea
of being alive it is so fucking weird i have deduced that i am deluded if we meet in public please expect me to be
wearing underwear to get an idea of all the men in the closet just look at all the faceless profiles on homosexual
sites worldwide if i meet someone in a bar i prefer that they are dressed as they would be do on a sunday afternoon
in a little bistro on the corner of deal and shrewsbury i may be at your beck but i am definitely not at your call
and that is not a precursor to a wispy how many of us do you think came down in the last shower octopus patio bump
Shot Manure (Humans Are Weird Period)
Shot Manure (Humans Are Weird Period)
and if i did not have to go to work tomorrow i would happily starve this evening into a memorial of its former self
and while i trip myself up over the strangeness of why my new manager seems to have no social skills towards me
you may fine ditty harder to believe than a swastika that from my life ex spear re ince the most likely ex plan aye
shun is that he has homosexual feelings for me so i am just gonna run with that oh it does so come in waves so it does
and if china are to build ginormous buses that cars can drive under then maybe some horses ate some grass yesterday
it is not uninteresting but being a computer programmer i could tell you things about the future that are far more
interesting mister man things that would blow your mind right off uncle thomas and a white zimbabwean told me that
the reason africa did not develop technologically like europa is because life was perfect there and there was no need to
think outside the box or adapt to any difficult surroundings but that begs the question well why did people leave
the area then i will be come a wreck loose shot by a long knot first to the answer that everyone is questioning
i dont believe in serendipity thick frame with a big barrel belly and a handlebra mustache wearing rubber and chains
peddling drugs but a nice bubble seat on his poetic driving license do you have a wedding dress i could borrow for
the wedding scene in berlin i mean a leather trousers for the leather scene they hang out in knee keep keen candelabras
for hour upon our pleading soil one door closes and another one bites the rusty haired munchkins poolside etiquette
right off every cloud has a certain amount of water vapour contained within its borders he kept felt like saying he
kept gourmet samples of persian felt tip pens in a special drawer in her bedroom nostalgian shepherd he was with his
friends namely alcohol music notebook and pen when music wasnt recordable and playbackable in the privacy of ones home
it must have been mind blowing to go and hear an orchestra perform a symphony but when you are seven years old you will
steal a gland from your pony and arbitrarily cycling around a strange city slightly drunk and headphones loud is far
more than it is cracked up to be so get a blender and blend some food with some other food in remembrance of tolstoy
and if i did not have to go to work tomorrow i would happily starve this evening into a memorial of its former self
and while i trip myself up over the strangeness of why my new manager seems to have no social skills towards me
you may fine ditty harder to believe than a swastika that from my life ex spear re ince the most likely ex plan aye
shun is that he has homosexual feelings for me so i am just gonna run with that oh it does so come in waves so it does
and if china are to build ginormous buses that cars can drive under then maybe some horses ate some grass yesterday
it is not uninteresting but being a computer programmer i could tell you things about the future that are far more
interesting mister man things that would blow your mind right off uncle thomas and a white zimbabwean told me that
the reason africa did not develop technologically like europa is because life was perfect there and there was no need to
think outside the box or adapt to any difficult surroundings but that begs the question well why did people leave
the area then i will be come a wreck loose shot by a long knot first to the answer that everyone is questioning
i dont believe in serendipity thick frame with a big barrel belly and a handlebra mustache wearing rubber and chains
peddling drugs but a nice bubble seat on his poetic driving license do you have a wedding dress i could borrow for
the wedding scene in berlin i mean a leather trousers for the leather scene they hang out in knee keep keen candelabras
for hour upon our pleading soil one door closes and another one bites the rusty haired munchkins poolside etiquette
right off every cloud has a certain amount of water vapour contained within its borders he kept felt like saying he
kept gourmet samples of persian felt tip pens in a special drawer in her bedroom nostalgian shepherd he was with his
friends namely alcohol music notebook and pen when music wasnt recordable and playbackable in the privacy of ones home
it must have been mind blowing to go and hear an orchestra perform a symphony but when you are seven years old you will
steal a gland from your pony and arbitrarily cycling around a strange city slightly drunk and headphones loud is far
more than it is cracked up to be so get a blender and blend some food with some other food in remembrance of tolstoy
Friday, December 10, 2010
Sunday, November 28, 2010
How To Be An Enigma
How To Be An Enigma - coming to you courtesy of http://fillingemptyingandscratching.blogspot.com/
Being mysterious is something alluring to many people. Movies, books and the media are constantly cultivating an aura around characters that always leaves you wanting more. So what is it about certain people that makes them so alluring. They are enigmas. Follow these few steps to be an enigma to your friends and family, and be alluring to all you meet.
1) Practice saying as little about yourself as possible when interacting with others. Ask other people about themselves and listen intently without interrupting too frequently.
2) Try to stay away from places where you will run across many people you know. Create a sense that you shop, eat and socialize somewhere no one else knows about.
3) Dress in an understated and fashionable way. Cultivate a sense of fashionable difference from what is trendy.
4) Be nonchalant about most things. Say unexpected things that people wouldn't expect you to say then return to being unaffected and aloof.
5) Limit access to your home and personal information. Take time to cultivate interests in different and off-beat things that others may not know about or think that you would have knowledge of.
Being mysterious is something alluring to many people. Movies, books and the media are constantly cultivating an aura around characters that always leaves you wanting more. So what is it about certain people that makes them so alluring. They are enigmas. Follow these few steps to be an enigma to your friends and family, and be alluring to all you meet.
1) Practice saying as little about yourself as possible when interacting with others. Ask other people about themselves and listen intently without interrupting too frequently.
2) Try to stay away from places where you will run across many people you know. Create a sense that you shop, eat and socialize somewhere no one else knows about.
3) Dress in an understated and fashionable way. Cultivate a sense of fashionable difference from what is trendy.
4) Be nonchalant about most things. Say unexpected things that people wouldn't expect you to say then return to being unaffected and aloof.
5) Limit access to your home and personal information. Take time to cultivate interests in different and off-beat things that others may not know about or think that you would have knowledge of.
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