to report brandon to the gardaí go to the nearest nursing home and ask them where the
nearest pizzeria is at the pizzeria ask them where the nearest garda station is at
the garda station put some industrial strength masking tape over your mouth and hand
cuff your hands behind your back then through the medium of modern dance try to re
port brandons crime i actually explained to my father that straight men get an erect
ion when they see a naked woman and i dont i get an erection when i see a naked man
i know a lot of people would advise against a conversation like that but my father
respected me completely because he now understood the reality of homosexuality and
all of the grey areas were removed such as the fact that you cant choose what gives
you a hard erection being in the closet for a long time can turn you into a cnut
like when your sister asks you how are you and you immediately become defensive
and say grand why i just dont like the idea of giving people credit for being nice
when in fact they are in a situation where it is easy to be nice and they are getting
benefit from it my heroes are the people who do the right thing in very difficult sir
come stances and risk their own safety to improve the lives of millions in his peripatetic
younger life he made them think they are free he will let you fuck me without a condom
but only if you lie to god about your hiv status whereas i will let you fuck me without
a condom but only if you communicate to me through the medium of post-modern choreography
(with your tongue-firmly-in-cheek) that your hive status is wonderfully cap sized for a
man to be aunty abortion is perhaps akin to a woman having the opinion that all men should
be penile circumcised in adulthood or sew day c'est
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