100% of HOMOPHOBES are closet homosexuals.

Bored with simple "I am homosexual" coming out scenarios it is just a very creative, dramatic, controversial way that they have decided to out themselves whilst developing a much coveted mystique surrounding the relationship their limbs have with their genitalia.

http://cbs13.com/local/ashburn.arrest.dui.2.1534505.html

http://sdgln.com/commentary/2010/03/05/hypocrisy-anti-gay-senator-and-those-who-protected-his-secret