Sunday, October 24, 2010

Luftwaffe Gunk Hazard

Luftwaffe Gunk Hazard

its a frothy barnacle this posterior glance tony the only fundamental truth for ebullient satchel sorcha
is that people only have religious beliefs if they were taught it as children and indoctrinated avant de
ouvrir things are voom he is single maybe he is the one the perpetual wanderer the eternal pragma tits in
the sycamore even those paul sensational cohesive lump i do you mean person the floral clumsy we think your

car is blue my company is so stupid skip the boring bit the only problem is it is so expensive to stay merry
always if nothing matters when youre merry on alcohol except the approaching moment of sobriety hey mister
beggarman i already give you money through my taxes your dole should be enough to feed you are the living
beginning human intelligence manifests itself in so many different ways i think i may have a talent for sensibly

rationalizing the important issues of human life but a gifted mathematician may decide to spend his life living
a lie about his homosexuality and that is really stupid in my opinion so what is intelligences beret i have
the right to a home and a job and a communist i am the major reasons for choosing the basic configuration are
related to workstation and client performance are you pruning your volcanique plume eh cot calling the petal

grab a sambo youre not jules verne you know beggars cant be insulted by a thumbnail i dwelt when you thwarted
the docket she craved my docket the right join returned all rows from b even if there are no matches in a
fill the spectre be really really upbeat and wide eyed and unnatural and show no substance is what the utv and tv3
management demand of all their presenters on the dame st side of the cathedral this trait is exemplary

i love piano and strings and electric guitar and horns how to make a baby die if jesus wasnt heterosexual i
still dont know what type of car you drove towards the chiselled frizbee jaundice bond i love it when we nod in
unison fail tomb email capybara gender align memento with serval to cape hunting dog whats next people who are
adamant that they were born the incorrect species and have a right to species re-alignment on the nhs sir gerry

Before I First Masturbated To Climax By Maurice Le Choux

Before I First Masturbated To Climax By Maurice Le Choux

im delight that have i imbued you with such shall we say nice bravado probably cravey dockett who ya going out
with aulie hi im troy ncclure you may know me from such advertisements as fbd in sure ants and tolka park ice
hockey to tantalise the profound you are colder than a shoulder you are so pathetic i mean prophetic
all faith ignores all rationalism so there is no point having a conversation with a believer unless they are going

to talk about everything around us in completely irrational ways well why would they choose to be irrational about
one aspect of their lives and not all aspects of their lives who invented the key or keys it is such a great idea
to ask them why they are sitting on something that doesnt exist ie that stool the and whole thing goes round the end
in 1979 1980 seemed modern an ultra modern patriarchal telecast if you will why do they say the dead person was named

locally as opposed to infringements as i am i hereby with held fort with the myth that skulls have brandished
phonetically to the brandy soaked hominoid to the late english northern band from the blatant 1970s i would have
fallen in love with you if you werent such an idiot coz i really like your personality nestled in the cornucopia
was a bristling desperation too sublime to submerge the will jack michaelson ever die apartment dwell errors

a sliver of light slithered true the thin orifice between the fence and the jugular doorway embracing the morgue
of freds mork and mindy vole fairly grey considering we are exposing ourselves late at night while waiting for
the subway nude sun bathers may be present in the area adjacent to the area containing what you are reading i am
rational but not religious kinda scruffy well traveled i do not consider myself a daddy or a hunter and i

definitely live outside the box it would nice to have someone to bounce ideas off be even if i dont care about anything
except right nowt if you had to live your entire life where the inclination to hold your girlfriends hand triggered
a philosophical brainstorm you would not be wearing an armani suit today is appetite the only thing that can be
whetted or i cant remember whether you have given me a car already yet or not i forgive people if they think they did it

Perineum Transmogod

Perineum Transmogod At The 2002 And Two Gay Square Dance Conventions Dance In Toronto

music without a corporation being involved is more interesting to me than music with a corporation involved
your cloth is wheat your cloth is wheat thou shalt knot laces for every marzipan addict in suffolk until dawn
cleanses how come invisible doesnt mean visible but invaluable means more valuable than valuable as gay as a tampon
tlas are not always understood by the recipient and sleep is how you re-charge your battery consolers console

but ive no kids to distract from the conversation focussing on the intricacies of my fascinating beautiful li(f)e
humans will let you down and wont recycle properly even when all it takes is to read a sign so dont get any big
ideas about the human race they will never amount to anything much one of the loveliest voices in the industry
disliked the exposure and the celebrity lifestyle associated with promotional work given that her main priority

was making music that if you could be at my beck and call until 2am that would be great and i would really so owe
you none lets go to the dungeon after tea set pounds at an obtuse angle to dollars big hit songle from his and to
those clampers who keep mentioning the lord this guy who says he loves his homosexual friend but that homosexuality
is wrong and thinks voting against gay marriage wouldnt damage the equal rights of people who didnt ask to be

its not impolite to stare at startled strawberries and i only know how tall people are if they told me in the past
weak bearded cleric al in soapy elbow extraction surprising and if youre licking me biceps tonite you might taste
a bit of pseudo cream but just wince in privates and say nowt to the you need me more than i do said martin carr
set pounds to be like rows of playing scrabble under the stars of stage and screen this product may help you to

assist your self the lights are off but there is somebody or some thang at home owners risk everything for the
sake keep peep whole is better than the helm i presume you are glued to the amazing outfits on bbc or at least
ivy heard that five is a new pseudo suburb betwixt ranelagh and the non-aforementioned rathgar scuttling across
the prairies of nebulous vacuum the of our erstwhile dreams of french gestapo but the cars are being driven by bouys

Faith Is The Worst Enemy Of The Philosopher

Faith Is The Worst Enemy Of The Philosopher

if you those who dont believe in god go to hell think then you god rewards us for taking leave of our rational
selves think and believing in stuff that has zero evidence those with the money decided it was better to use some of
their money to give homes to those without so that society would not descend to a kind of anarchy again she said her
back was sore and would that several pebbles embedded in the members of the oceans bell jeek the jubilant lenses

it were shred if all ladies could please form a casket round the fiery plank if someone is having safe sex with
you they must have hiv and if someone is having unsafe sex with you i would assume it is because they are disease
free and wouldnt have unsafe sex with anyone other than you because you are the only one that they know is disease free
even though they didnt get proof from you or even ask you and they wouldnt have unsafe sex with someone unless

they were disease free the inner ear is a commonly used euphemism for the sir vics in outer guatemalan study groups
michelle byrne-shelbourne has just entered the curmudgeon so much of what we do is to prevent paranoia from people
who are fucked up for instance why does the guy at work who is 35 and in a relationship want to go for a drink with
the lads anyway he is just in a dysfunctional relationship and should be happy to stay in so it is normal for me to

not want to go out for drinks with the lads at my age where are all the hippie punk bohemian psychedelics hanging out
today you are just four and a half pernickety facets of a culty faceted checkpoint sheila actual jewellery schmuck
i treat this existence with the respect it deserves we dont know if it is real or not so i consume the bread
that makes it easier to feel like it is not real in a vanilla flotilla children hoove lost both parents before ten

will never smell my dirty underwear or feed my cat the arrows should always be coming out of my head not going into
it you ask me why i am alone well long term relationships may be unsustainable without children and i could ask you
the same question your work is sew derivative adolescenting around the surplus fern tree of patchy derm at hollow g point
you cant learn to drive a car by reading the rules of the road so why would you learn portuguese with a flex re pun joint

Friday, October 22, 2010

With Romanticized Notions

With Romanticized Notions Of The Alcoholic Writer I Proceeded To Fold My T-Shirts

just an abnormal guy here looking for a spider with no patience anymore for trying to make connections with people
who are not the same as me i am passionate about music and soccer and photography and i write psychedelic word
thingamajigs but dont read that much if you are exactly the same as me lets get together for some tshirt folding
i mean think about it you should stop thinking about it i must say that i like the human hand and the inhuman foot

i dont adore celebrity in any way i weigh up whether the person has done anything of real merit in alignment with
the measurements that i can draw up in relation to my life experience of being a human being in modern society oh
give us a kiss you horrendously sexy man oh yeah and ive been driven to alcoholism by loneliness and alienation
even though i have been completely out of the closet about masculine men giving me erections since the age of 21

i fucking love envelopes in less ways than 2 what is the most comfortable city in the world for creative freaks to
live in fuck off if you are into fucking if you are unfamiliar with the diy ethic then please get up on hands and
breeze your by my own definition i am far from enamoured with people who would deign to be in my audience i think
i would only aspire to feel kinship with people who are as creative as me and not dumb fools who create nothing

i know i will delete that when i am sober people tell me they dont like my wallpaper so then i know that it is
achieving the desired a fecked effect you must remember that not all people who make amazingly resonantly fucked up
music are tortured with existential depression mirroring the cods wallop plaice in the world frigo dans la cuisine
even though the french quiz ian about his sexuality because he was wearing trousers in the sauna like a bakery fad

they still fail to admit in consistent swathes that the terminology of warts will devour the chambers of penny lest
she make some devastating changes to her tall paper acrimony with a satiable curiousity that bleeds to be forlorned
by the people who love cooking animals if you dont give me a toy land seat i will trample awe lover your stirrups
with strain joe vert owns that mimic the mating call of the cab array violinist in dulcimer or something less raucous

Friday, October 15, 2010

Ameliorate A Pillow Of Society

"Ameliorate A Pillow Of Society" written by Ttable Whey

why did god choose you fir you to use the same body part for emitting exactly body waste as he did for emitting
the seed of life well i supposed you realise that your seed of life is actually body waste just like mines which
came first the colour orange or the fruit named orange harbouring an intention left me glancing behind
my thats vintage jennifer goalposts the only thing im sure of is that i will be alive in the jolly month of

november 2015 and i write this in may 2010 whats got into you you brownie points doolally vixen moderator
steinberg kampf nephatiti burden frazzled niche of liking writing a buck tom dan and joe are my first 3 children
flummoxed into carbo hide reciprocals at the intersection of science and the artsy control malt deletion fuzz
but seeing as football is not a liked thing and chest hair doesnt exist i have already asked myself twice

this morning why i am bothering to cut my work out to be determined to ruin this for you and by brains he didnt
mean brainy he meant he is interested by all the varieties of brains that are floating around out there
it actually said brawn but you are lacking in that department also so i throw my hands up in the air for you
maybe my work isnt as cut out for me as it seemed last thursday minding meself disrobe terrificness we have

made a synthetic cell whose name is bodice transpose ukelele that has superior age to 45 person have readiness
to go for any place to be happy beside(s) the loved person i dont identify as being a cop or a totem pool taper
the versatile ladder that converts and locks into nine positions has just broken down what a jailbird digested
lipstick for the now retired pachyderm invertebrae pending aerobic slush dont understand neither doo wop

you are as bad as a mag of cat scans amongst the doggy feud even if i wont know what you meant last week who
would allow me to latch on to things nelly willy what time is it you cant even get that right why dont i bother
to be hot on the heels of a slick marketing campaign with a cervix in one hand and a serval biting the other half
of the canopy besmirched my my bedroom that i still havent painted serpents always eloquent and non increasing

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Steve Albini on John Peel

http://www.gq.com/blogs/the-q/2010/09/steve-albini.html

Is there anyone who can fill John Peel's shoes today as a cultural arbiter of music?

No. One of the things that made John Peel so valuable was that he had decades of archived material and sessions of bands that had played live and were only ever heard on the John Peel show. His work ethic was absolutely incredible. He made it a point of pride to listen to every record that anyone sent him. He would listen literally to dozens of records a day. He said something once that I thought was really profound: He said that no one would bother making a record and sending it to him if they thought it was shitty. Obviously, to the people making those records, they are important. If he doesn't get it as a listener, if he didn't like it in some way, that's his fault, not the fault of the people who did something important to them. That's a pretty amazing, humble insight for someone like him to have. A lot of radio professionals kind of feel like they know the game, they know what's good. His way of looking at it was much more selfless: there was this culture of bands creating music and he was getting to audition some of it. Then he could spread it out to the rest of the world if it struck his fancy. Just because he didn't like something didn't mean it was bad. He was just deaf to it.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Probably the greatest quote of all time.

"For those who believe, no explanation is necessary; for those who do not believe, no explanation will suffice."
- Joseph Dunninger