Monde Et Nuit

stooping as if in preparation for sky dive of in desperation for sipping molotov
with judy denchs stunt treble who was in miami last weekend and i feed her in
the nanny for that atrociously fake looking fall off the horse in shake spear in
love well i know stunt quadruples are accustomed to getting kneed in the proverbials

but i think trebles only tend to get elbowed in the back bottom believe in the
people in a city give them an environment to be creative create a scene dont worry
about money to publish highly sensible information that was previously delivered
to a doorstep in an elongated aquamarine bloat if it aint broke dont break it i

was always saving up for the day i would run away and live the dream i have done
that now and i dont worry about money anymore not furious hi my name is dj give me a
a piece of paper of the least adversarial established system within the orifices of
the small balls final days of society of tarpaulin flower pot imagine how depressed

i would be living in a little dark hole in damp dublin lonely and scrimping on money
i always knew that i wouldnt like being a dj so i never wanted to be one then i just
got offered a job and the feedback was good so my ego snowballed now im easily hurt
people discussed me like a guy whos about to scorch the ceiling of a ballrooms nether

the funeral of someones daughter of someone else and a late someone else descended
into chaotic scenes as someones aunt was escorted out of the service by someones
movie mogul but the surprising thing about all that was not how widespread it was
but how surprised people were before a coat over a bare chest became a huge taboo

Factory Records: Manchester from Joy Division to Happy Mondays

Stewart Lee On Immigration

Stewart Lee on immigration, Paul Nuttall and UKIP by frankblock

Never Squander A Misinterpretation

people are fucked up with their little games like you cant count money someone
gives you in front of them its white trash slang for zippedy doo dah i am sur
prised you wrote what you wrote animals have no conscientiousness und no moral
awareness except perhaps of dolphins and elephants so you go into a store and

guy tells you price is 200 dollars but he can give it to you for 170 if you
buy it today sorry so is the price 170 or 200 if a dj is always trying to play
the next great thing so much great music of the past that was always ignored re
mains ignored i can do something really cutting edge und really be brave i need

to feel like a punk again not the middle of the road shithead that ive slipped
into most people dont know what they like until it becomes cool and then they
lick its arse in the hope that that they can be perceived to be discerning i
know you are in pain and trying to cope as best you can you didnt ask to be born

either oblivious accessory for the life changing job interview to celebrate the
201st anniversaire of the reinvention of the wheelie youre feverishly researching
penis from heaven do i need to worship jesus in order to know that i shouldnt
go around kicking people in the balls he was a guy who basically just said be

nice to people kindly click here to put a beautiful virus on yer computerino
iota coagulation has done for the peruvians what improvisational apparatus boot
has done for the eskimos have you eaten no its fuckin amazin it feels like there
is a physical object moving downwards right through the centre of your chest body

The Polyphonic Spree - Carefully Try (Little People Remix)

Mock Teera

Pressing The Self Construct Futon

button well it wasnt necessarily a fart per se i made a smell come
out of his bottom which may or may not have been what is commonly
known as a farm i wish i would have wood off of marble i wish i
wouldnt have been you even though yearn ice put this on your page

if you know someone who used to be alive i know someone who used
to be alive top staking pictures of leviathan meritocracy box akimbo
knee self fulfilling prophecy we lot stuck in a gift his mane was
signumd seymour and he had ancient poise ancient poise when congress

lies couldnt tidy my room today because something came up i had to
polish the bottom of my brass frying pan that i never use then i had
to clean bird shit off my neighbors roof even though she didnt ask
i realise there is an empty line where this text once was not located

triceps of nudity or feast of mondegreen alas symmetrical wind resistance
is as crucial as giving a car to a person who prefers going out to
having dinner and he dont get excited by men anymore because they rawl
flawed and tainted in condemnation barnardo affiliate shackledom scram

scram bastardization or entourage vitesse take your pick of fangled wobbling
be careful what you wash fur lets cook way too much and stick most in
deaf ridge and for the next few days turn our noses up at leftovers then
throw it all out and cook way too much again yay like diapers to die for

Sob Einfach

Yearn Ice

It Kills