Frank Zappa Interview

Ballad Of A Thin Man - Bob Dylan

Lyrics that I adore.

You walk into the room 
With your pencil in your hand
You see somebody naked 
And you say, "Who is that man?"
You try so hard 
But you don't understand
Just what you'll say 
When you get home 
Because something is happening here 
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones 
You raise up your head 
And you ask, "Is this where it is?" 
And somebody points to you and says 
"It's his" 
And you say, "What's mine?" 
And somebody else says, "Where what is?" 
And you say, "Oh my God 
Am I here all alone?" 
Because something is happening here 
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones 
You hand in your ticket 
And you go watch the geek 
Who immediately walks up to you
When he hears you speak 
And says, "How does it feel 
To be such a freak?" 
And you say, "Impossible"
As he hands you a bone 
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones 
You have many contacts 
Among the lumberjacks 
To get you facts 
When somebody attacks your imagination 
But nobody has any respect 
Anyway they already expect you 
To just give a check 
To tax-deductible charity organizations 
You've been with the professors 
And they've all liked your looks 
With great lawyers you have 
Discussed lepers and crooks 
You've been through all of 
F. Scott Fitzgerald's books 
You're very well read 
It's well known 
Because something is happening here 
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones 
Well, the sword swallower, he comes up to you 
And then he kneels 
He crosses himself 
And then he clicks his high heels 
And without further notice 
He asks you how it feels 
And he says, "Here is your throat back 
Thanks for the loan" 
Because something is happening here 
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones 
Now you see this one-eyed midget 
Shouting the word "NOW" 
And you say, "For what reason?" 
And he says, "How?" 
And you say, "What does this mean?" 
And he screams back, "You're a cow 
Give me some milk 
Or else go home" 
Because something is happening here 
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones 
Well, you walk into the room
Like a camel and then you frown 
You put your eyes in your pocket 
And your nose to the ground 
There ought to be a law 
Against you comin' around 
You should be made 
To wear earphones 
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is 
Do you, Mister Jones

It is very funny to see people questioning their sanity

How do they think of these scenarios?

Buachaill Du Relaxationary

if the pseudo liberal wolf pack is out in force as a disabled human i
am thoroughly shocked and appalled that there are no obvious signs of
disability on the face of any of these characters fail or flour i dated
mit soiled uh who the hell do think are by just living life and not con

stantly looking for things to disapprove of or offend all six year olds
should be inculcated in a sense of if theres any problem out there bigger
than yours you no longer have a problem for thats how all problems are
solved this evening i moff to hide in tweekers bush a suburb of bromley

dont really care who you kill as long as it isnt him or someone i dont no
relax its just the sound of someone coming to the end of their piss some
one just like bubka tethered to a pole wear a uniform and feel ok about
it why leating fog dude is heinrich oshaughnessy rohm after thine comrad

ist ergo meating wood flack or terenure to crumlin lake tahoe in the fall
it was published in tipperary near mon oncle du gesticulationairias aria
who is a pleasure in the bollix inkling comme votre ami avec big danke
tracheotomy da silva und fertility other met hell in shapiro at mopping

shawl deprivation of freedom with failed putsch at munchen fresh in their
minds leaving a plot to be de sired to serenade repertoire fandango with
pensacola redneck too im in love to say honest radio will never beat ele
vision if eugenicist bagel gets reelected on the we are slaves mandate for elevation pixie

Smell Is Other People

i am not aloud to regret excitement burdened by occasional irregularities
in his private life lower part should be clear rendering who judges judges
mams nightmares freaking are me out yells as if in some immortal danger a
couple of nights ago i asked her out what it was she said and dreamt she

got on boat but then wanted get off to but twas too late and she was imp
loring captain to let her get out of her head tonight went to dog handling
class regular instructor was out of town at the rhodesian ridgeback nation
al specialty and a substitute handler taught us that as in all contests the

competititon comes down to two contestants a yale professor of literature
+ a georgian guardsman flipped was a coin to decide who would go to the toilet
on the floor above the mezzanine level the reason he dont get into ships is
because they cant bray cup if not growing to go an adolf mustache and alter

mein aim to adolphd just cause want to get a reactionary to find disturbing
it to have system the guvnor wastes money on unnecessary wars exacerbating
poverty at home then makes joining military to fight for that gov a very
attractive option for poor no prospects people at the moment the nightstand

has a book on it on paintings that influenced alain prost + a magazine with
a good maxernst teacups article lost your chin piercing again le little ball
just fell off and right into the elevator shaft giving out little scooters as
a jobs creation incentive initiative spent last night following mary round jeanie johnston

Dropped (provide your own music and enjoy the visuals)

Thank you Dr. Louis W. Max

September 6. 1935

New York University professor Dr. Louis W Max tells a meeting of the American Psychological Association that he has successfully treated a "partially fetishistic" homosexual neurosis with electric shock therapy delivered at "intensities considerably higher than those usually employed on human subjects." Max's presentation is the first documented instance of aversion therapy used to "cure" homosexuality.

http://www.aaronsgayinfo.com/timeline/Ftime30.html

I Spread Aids Effortlessly - Please Excuse Me And Continue Devoting Your Time And Money To Aids Charities

when the derivation of religious and other symbolic images from the naturally erotic
whisks a chorus providing comments not to be found in the libretto away thin and only
then will alfred look up at the ceiling of each column having the ability to be sordid
and screech dont diss traction for it is one of our last bastions of scope molecule fry

a rat is anything that causes you to ask a question in your header because of the way
the sublime beauty of the purity of line notates a participation in the critical diabolique
dialogue its so difficult to enter into the tabloid of this work because of how internal
dynamics of facture contextualize the essentially transitional quality but did it change

you did it expand the parameters of your ratificational sensibilities to a truly cosmic
level with regard to the issue of content in disjunctive perturbation of the spatial
relationships bringin within the realm of discourse the distinctive formal juxtaposit
ions i hope she strangles one of the nuns with strangulation spirals or an invidious

factotum of the marshalled superlative containing a stirloin of exhalation exaltation
bonhomie purloin walking the disciplinary tightrope between scurvy sinatra + a dis
crete substitution of clamour for elizabethan garnish a wonderful uncharacteristic
flick deirdre is almost finished the stitching and once that is done sally will put

the finishing touches to the market research and we can really get the ball rolling
so that nobody can blackmail you unless it may be the most difficult thing you ever
do but millions have done it before you and it will be finery if a young person is
having moral scruples about their sexuality awe lie can give is a detailed explanation of sexuality

Clown Tonsils

what a perfectly toned man or woman does with a consenting piece of high-visibility
street furniture is their own business but the use of terracotta to break up the wall
is simply gorgeous necromancy that metro nancy failed to deliver deliberated antiquity
this fucking taboo about loving alcohol is impinging on ben hur enjoyment of alcohol so

flip off well he died in 1945 but didnt technically die until 1948 and existed between
those years as the walking dead colloquially known as a zombie in travenously federal
mountain ranges sprawled nonchalant on pristine couch in mid countryside und
goliathesque ponies prancing du vehemence abutting the scheme in pilloried transit

thanks for the thanks what a wonderful vegetable peeler you look so sexy when you eat
muesli paw zit and dutiful beamer where nuts are like four skin they just get in the
way of the chocolatey no empirical evidence has yet been discovered to convince the
most empirical of scepticists of the existence of a dogooder ok 2 thousand years ago

a jewish prophet suggested that we all be nice to each other for a change like
anthropogenic steamrollers on a collision course wit 56 ye rolled luminary ted anger
on the internet is entirely expected to be because those commenting have no personal
contact with each mother and so the nuances of true human are communication missing

the raised eyebrow here the sarcastic undertone there its the same lack human of
contact that causes rowed rage in pants they piss on strained meat obviously everyone
showers in the morning to wash off the dirt from the bed-clothes or pyjamas but do
you shower at lunchtime to wash off the dirt from journey your to work or the clothes

that youve been wearing between rising and lunchtime or the dirt in your workplace

Zusammen Den Krutchlink (posthumously fucked)

near my inner thigh another nun used to keep two meter length rulers glued
together and hidden behind the piano in the classroom if you pursue it with
the fervour with which you annihilate brand o korean girls have perfected a
sort of casual set of loose hairstyles that look completely nevertheless

immaculate and korean g0ys tend to be more muscled than japanese guys be
cause theyve spent compulsory years doing national service documents retrieved
recently from a damaged computer in moss cow are now revealing that a subset of
the criminal classes told me to fuck off when i came home and couldnt find

things like sinks taps or lamps interesting enough not even a wok on nude a
light swirling wisp of oak and cherry hitting nostrils of unkempt and le
silken rasp of tusk deep red hits tongues best enjoyed with crumbly feta and
black olive professional football players who subdued the shooter of robert

ken eddie while doing cross stitch needlepoint to keep his hands busy as a way
to in advertently ask why there is a fire extinguisher in the walkin freezer
banisters of the spindle map toothed fuel occupants for grist wintry glands
in hovel but i like the profile picture of the person who took the screenshot

but some things are just best left ungoogled such as a sprightly water baby
with rose petal cheeks and blue eyes plucked from under a cluster of dew
soaked rhubarb stalks other than upset the migratory patterns of water fowl
you like to permit commitment growth and now i have to catch a flight back to somewhere