Her Mother Pants (Aloft)

it is to condition each generation easy through the young for accept the they present
not having past a to judge with until too old to remove of most conditioning the they
received have that why is slowly society our of freedom and individual it y is changing
to socialism and the whole content new stiff thing now favoured by terriers scolds ray

maybe relationship is just a constantly doing stuff that you dont want to do refuse to
feel bad i and so conscious all the time and feel bad when being alone leads to thin
king too much so drink that stops thinking too much but it might not work for a while
not lonely im in that dont crave company of others the eye just dont want to think too

the tones of your dulcet adams apple warn the cockels of my crock not be to hearty
before we have oral sex i need to warn you that i have pubic need much distraction
have lived my life now in the best conditions for sucklers to thrive thriftily verbatim
not waiting until old before start living and there enough tax money is wasted to pay

for to do nothing years for good grief everyone is on their own trip so rock your quagmire
self nowt or thyroid oomph not going to try to turn you on to the trip that i am rocking
out on for you need to find your own journey and pretty sure i can only live my trip on
my own if disagree with you on anything i i will leave you to it and follow my own path

rhythmically faceted babysitting opportunities that pass you by today will transcend the
lucrative times reform isnt costless we can repeatedly trampleresquely merge with external
gauntness but dont raise issues trying to spread out the ironic topping then sliding onto
the topsh elf like a demonic prancer on crutches for who you met in primary with 800 you rose

Shit Gayphobic People Say

I laughed out loud at the very last one, whoever she is.

Plan

Montreux

Reap

Envelope

Tech Neeks To Bed Orchestration

important thing about cop is the helmet a grandeur but the heaviest hard is
the shrink of the clothing bard fashion is awe lab out doing things in order
to get response from others perception of everything external to you that is
attached to you but what if you have given up self oral for viewers of penile

having any effort of the idea of djing for lesser people who do not have open
minds to or love of music like your love and you just dj for yourself ish after
the day of extensive sightseeing would like to spend night the touching cogent
ideas dining on the soul of your several successful car ears government being so

stoned and you will look together that you think your brain is unable to even
keep the involuntary muscles working and you think your heart is going to stop
and your sphincter is going to relax and you cant put one foot in front of the
other and you just fall to the ground and think you are about to be merry when

you die in the rural bay garb scene your beg has been noted if your arm pit is
uncut your outward expression of your utter happiness makes other people increasing
ly unhappy the bully likes to get the group focus to on the object of his bullying
to deflect attention from his own shortcomings and insecurities im so conservative

and procrastinatory when sobriety runs the gamut i love immaturity if you want
social then welfare you have to accept other govt interference and corruption
why should other people be forced to provide a safety net for other people 10%
of the liquid in the worlds oceans will never be made up of human urine thinkers

Why are similarly words pronounced so differently?

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.
Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it’s written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.
Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.
Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation’s OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.
Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.
Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Fe0ffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.
Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.
Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.
Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.
Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.
Pronunciation (think of Psyche!)
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won’t it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It’s a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.
Finally, which rhymes with enough,
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2011/12/23/english-pronunciation/

Public Relations Techniques

Bernays was the inventor of some of the most important and influential modern PR techniques. These include the press release and third-party advocacy.[citation needed]

Bernays was the inventor of the press release, following PR man Ivy Lee, who had issued a press release after the 1906 Atlantic City train wreck. One of the most famous campaigns of Bernays was the women's cigarette smoking campaign in 1920s. Bernays helped industry overcome one of the biggest social taboos of the time: women smoking in public (Stuart Ewen, Hunter College). Bernays staged the 1929 Easter parade in New York City, showing debutantes holding cigarettes. Bernays created this event as news, which, of course, it wasn’t. Bernays convinced industries that the news, not advertising, was the best medium to carry their message to an unsuspecting public.[citation needed]

One of Bernays' favorite techniques for manipulating public opinion was the indirect use of "third party authorities" to plead his clients' causes. "If you can influence the leaders, either with or without their conscious cooperation, you automatically influence the group which they sway", he said. In order to promote sales of bacon, for example, he conducted a survey of physicians and reported their recommendation that people eat heavy breakfasts. He sent the results of the survey to 5,000 physicians, along with publicity touting bacon and eggs as a heavy breakfast.[citation needed]

Bernays also drew upon his uncle Sigmund's psychoanalytic ideas for the benefit of commerce in order to promote, by indirection, commodities as diverse as cigarettes, soap and books.[citation needed]

In addition to the theories of his uncle, Bernays used those of Ivan Pavlov.[citation needed]

PR industry historian Scott Cutlip describes Bernays as "perhaps the most fabulous and fascinating individual in public relations, a man who was bright, articulate to excess, and most of all, an innovative thinker and philosopher of this vocation that was in its infancy when he opened his office in New York in June 1919."[citation needed]

The Only Cross With Green Figure

content new stiff thing does carpet now match a pulpit skunk drapes notch
i flys mall air crafty fur funk one cant but wonder as to which part of
anna tommy the dye was to being applied but thats the price you pay for
disrespecting the alphabet bought the new hair-dye foam yesterday non-drip

my arse took me ages to get the colour off the floor the only way someone
can know if it is possible to cure homosexuality is they if themselves have
been cured of it people have to die in order to make life important just
like we have to work to make us fix seat underneath appreciative holidays

religion form e can never ever work because its essentially someone having
a spiritual experience of their own then attempting to describe it for others
to follow and that just never works contentment doesnt flow from too much
analysis unless you over-analysed many years ago and are now content to go

with(out) the flow content in the "knowledge" that there are no answers or
know ledge forth coming its like probably getting stoned (an experience that
is impossible to describe to anyone else) and then telling people about it
and expecting them to feel stoned or remember the mind-blowingness of it

for the rest of their lives ive been finished the article since august ive
just been waiting to move on to the next life since then while i am still
here i have to continue to spout meaningless bullshit because it is painful
to be a complete hermit sorry that a lot of it appears here where the only